Queenie Was A Blonde lyrics
Queenie Was A Blonde
Queenie:
Queenie was a blonde,
And her age stood still,
And she danced twice a day
In vaudeville.
Queenie was a blonde,
And if looks could kill,
She would kille twice a day,
In vaudeville.
She had grey eyes,
Lips like coals aglow.
And her face was a tinted
mask of snow.
With those shoulders,
What a back she had.
Her legs were built to drive men crazy.
And she did.
She would skid.
Men:
She had grey eyes,
Lips like coals aglow.
And her face was a tinted
mask of snow.
Queenie:
With those shoulders,
What a back she had.
Her legs were built to drive men --
Men:
Her legs were built...
Her legs were built to drive men --
Queenie:
Mad.
But how was she to love them?
There were far too many of them.
Men:
She never got tired
of the men she desired.
She never inquired of the men
she desired.
Men:
She never
got tired
of the men
she desired
Queenie:
One is simple
Men:
She never
inquired of the
men she desired.
Queenie:
Two is good
Men:
She never
Got tired of
The men she
desired.
Queenie:
Three is better.
Men:
She never
inquired of the
men she desired.
Four?
Queenie:
Now, you're knocking on wood.
Well, I adore men.
Men:
She never inquired
of the men she desired
Of their status or their wealth,
They were all in perfect health.
Queenie:
True so true
Men:
Queenie was
a blonde and her
age stood still.
Queenie:
And Queenie
knew
Men:
True,
She knew.
Queenie & Men:
That she liked her lovers violent.
And she likes her lovers vicious.
But until she found the one man
Who could answer all her wishes
Men:
Queenie was sexually ambitious.
Capricious.
Queenie:
So delicious.
Burrs:
Are you ready to laugh?
Are you ready to smile?
Are you ready to sing?
and dance for a while?
Before too long
she's meet a man named Burrs.
A handsome devil with a life like hers
A clown
Women:
A clown,
Burrs:
Of some renown.
Women:
A clown of
some renown.
Burrs:
Well-known
Men:
Well-known
Burrs:
All over town
Men:
Well-known
all over town.
Burrs:
He could
make 'em laugh
All:
Ha!
Burrs:
Bend their ribs in half
All:
Ho! Ho!
Burrs:
He was master of his work
He could give 'em Hell
just one sentimental smirk
And the house might yell:
Ensemble:
Uproarious!
Glorious!
Burrs!
Burrs!
Burrs!
Burrs:
Oh, yes,
They shouted out his name
Proclaiming he was grand
Girls:
Burrsie, Burrsie
Burrs:
And yes
He played
the girlie game
But behind
the scenes:
Girls:
He was mean
and rough
Burrs:
He was mean
and rough
Girls:
He was made
of vile and violent
stuff
Burrs:
They likes him
tough.
Girls:
Get in his way
And he would
run you down
Burrs:
He was a very scary clown!
He didn't want to be bad. He was
bored. He was sore. He was dying
for me.
Ensemble:
Queenie
Burrs:
Where was she?
Ensemble:
Queenie
Burrs:
That special firl who could take him
over the top?
One day he'd find her...
Ensemble:
Until she found the one man
Burrs:
One day, you bet
Ensemble:
Who could andwer all her wishes
Burrs:
One day she'll just appear
Burrs & Ensemble
One day
Queenie:
Then one day they met
Burrs:
And fireworks flew.
Queenie:
Her passion ignited
She was smitten
Burrs:
His colors shone through
He'd met his match
Queenie, Burrs, & Ensemble:
They knew what to do
Queenie & Burrs:
I found you
Ensemble:
They said
Queenie & Burrs:
Now Queenie and Burrs
were well-fed
Ensemble:
For the one thing that
they had in common
The one thing that
They had in common
(Burrs and Queenie!)
Was the fact they were
so good in bed!
So, now you know
A fascinating woman
A fascinating lover
A fascinating couple
As
They
Go!
Last Update: January, 10th 2014