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Some Are Decended From Angels Lyrics

[JERRY (spoken)]
Welcome to the show, Irene. I sense some hostility towards your daughter.

[IRENE]
Some are decended from angels,
Others are decended from apes,
Some are the result of romantic love,
Others the result of rapes,
Well, I wish she'd died at birth!

[SHAWNTEL]
And I wish you'd died at birth too!

[JERRY (spoken)]
Well, at least you agree on one thing. So, Chucky, how do you fit into all this?

[CHUCKY]
If she don't stop,
I'll find me another woman.

[SHAWNTEL]
What're you gonna do?
Buy her or drug her?

[CHUCKY]
Gonna find me something,
To replace her tainted,
Sagging old skin!

[SHAWNTEL]
Good! Good! I'm tired of your little dick flesh,
It's so small I'd get more pleasure,
From fucking myself with my own clitoris!

[CHUCKY]
All women are whores!
Whores or sluts or prostitutes!

[SHAWNTEL]
You don't know shit!
You don't know shit!
He's just an,
Inbreed three-nippled cousin-fucker!

[ENSEMBLE]
Inbreed three-nippled cousin-fucker!
Three-nippled cousin-fuck!
Inbreed three-nippled cousin-fucker!
Three-nippled cousin-fuck!
Three-nippled cousin-fuck!
Three-nippled cousin-fucker!

[JERRY (spoken)]
So, you're the innocent one, Chucky?

[CHUCKY]
I ain't easy, but I'm honest.

[JERRY (spoken)]
So, no secrets then?

[CHUCKY]
(aside) I like flowers more than people...
No, Jerry.

[JERRY (spoken)]
Well, that's strange, Chucky, cos we followed you around with our secret camara,
the JerryCam, and we were a little surprised by what we saw...
Last Update: June, 10th 2013

Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Overtly-Ture Full Company
  3. Audience Very Plainsong
  4. Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
  5. Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
  6. Foursome Guests
  7. I've Been Seeing Someone Else
  8. Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
  9. Adverts 1
  10. Intro To Diaper Man
  11. Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
  12. This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
  13. Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
  14. I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
  15. Adverts 2
  16. First Time I Saw Jerry
  17. Backstage Scene
  18. Poledancer
  19. I Just Wanna Dance
  20. It Has No Name
  21. Some Are Decended From Angels
  22. Jerrycam / Klan Entrance Lyrics 
  23. Act 2
  24. Eat Excrete
  25. Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
  26. Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down Lyrics 
  27. Grilled & Roasted
  28. Transition Music Lyrics 
  29. Act 3
  30. Once In Happy Realms Of Light
  31. Fuck You Talk Lyrics 
  32. Satan & Jesus Spat Lyrics 
  33. Adam & Eve & Mary Lyrics 
  34. Where Were You? Lyrics 
  35. Behold God Lyrics 
  36. Marriage of Heaven & Hell Lyrics 
  37. This is My Cheesey Lyrics 
  38. Jerry it is Finished Lyrics 
  39. Jerry Eleison Lyrics 
  40. Please Don't Die Lyrics 
  41. Take Care Lyrics 
  42. Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
  43. Play Out Lyrics 

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