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Some Are Decended From Angels Lyrics

[JERRY (spoken)]
Welcome to the show, Irene. I sense some hostility towards your daughter.

Some are decended from angels,
Others are decended from apes,
Some are the result of romantic love,
Others the result of rapes,
Well, I wish she'd died at birth!

And I wish you'd died at birth too!

[JERRY (spoken)]
Well, at least you agree on one thing. So, Chucky, how do you fit into all this?

If she don't stop,
I'll find me another woman.

What're you gonna do?
Buy her or drug her?

Gonna find me something,
To replace her tainted,
Sagging old skin!

Good! Good! I'm tired of your little dick flesh,
It's so small I'd get more pleasure,
From fucking myself with my own clitoris!

All women are whores!
Whores or sluts or prostitutes!

You don't know shit!
You don't know shit!
He's just an,
Inbreed three-nippled cousin-fucker!

Inbreed three-nippled cousin-fucker!
Three-nippled cousin-fuck!
Inbreed three-nippled cousin-fucker!
Three-nippled cousin-fuck!
Three-nippled cousin-fuck!
Three-nippled cousin-fucker!

[JERRY (spoken)]
So, you're the innocent one, Chucky?

I ain't easy, but I'm honest.

[JERRY (spoken)]
So, no secrets then?

(aside) I like flowers more than people...
No, Jerry.

[JERRY (spoken)]
Well, that's strange, Chucky, cos we followed you around with our secret camara,
the JerryCam, and we were a little surprised by what we saw...
Last Update: June, 10th 2013

Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Overtly-Ture Full Company
  3. Audience Very Plainsong
  4. Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
  5. Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
  6. Foursome Guests
  7. I've Been Seeing Someone Else
  8. Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
  9. Adverts 1
  10. Intro To Diaper Man
  11. Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
  12. This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
  13. Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
  14. I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
  15. Adverts 2
  16. First Time I Saw Jerry
  17. Backstage Scene
  18. Poledancer
  19. I Just Wanna Dance
  20. It Has No Name
  21. Some Are Decended From Angels
  22. Jerrycam / Klan Entrance Lyrics 
  23. Act 2
  24. Eat Excrete
  25. Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
  26. Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down Lyrics 
  27. Grilled & Roasted
  28. Transition Music Lyrics 
  29. Act 3
  30. Once In Happy Realms Of Light
  31. Fuck You Talk Lyrics 
  32. Satan & Jesus Spat Lyrics 
  33. Adam & Eve & Mary Lyrics 
  34. Where Were You? Lyrics 
  35. Behold God Lyrics 
  36. Marriage of Heaven & Hell Lyrics 
  37. This is My Cheesey Lyrics 
  38. Jerry it is Finished Lyrics 
  39. Jerry Eleison Lyrics 
  40. Please Don't Die Lyrics 
  41. Take Care Lyrics 
  42. Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
  43. Play Out Lyrics 

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