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Poledancer Lyrics
[JERRY (spoken)]
Please welcome our final guest, Shawntel!
[ENSEMBLE]
Fat bitch! Fat bitch!
[SHAWNTEL]
Shut up, shut up!
Sit down!
[ENSEMBLE]
Dumb ho!
[SHAWNTEL]
Shut up, shut up!
Sit down!
[ENSEMBLE]
Dumb ho!
[JERRY (spoken)]
Shawntel, it says here you want to be a poledancer?
[SHAWNTEL]
All my life, all my life,
I've been running after other people,
Looking after them, cleaning up their shit,
Now I wanna find my dreams again.
[JERRY (spoken)]
What in a stip club?
[MAN (spoken)]
Good one!
[ENSEMBLE]
Bug-eyed loser! Strip slut!
Bug-eyed loser! Strip slut!
[SHAWNTEL]
Talk to the ass!
[ENSEMBLE]
Strip slut!
[SHAWNTEL]
Talk to the ass!
[ENSEMBLE]
Strip slut!
[JERRY (spoken)]
Shawntel, I can see you have a lot of natural talent.
I also see that you're married. What does your husband think?
[SHAWNTEL]
I dunno, we don't talk...
[JERRY (spoken)]
Well, let's bring him on and find out. Please welcome Chucky!
[ENSEMBLE]
Hillbilly, hillbilly,
Squeal like a piggy!
Hillbilly, hillbilly,
Squeal like a piggy!
Eeee!
[CHUCKY]
Put your fucking clothes on,
You stupid bitch...
[SHAWNTEL]
Don't you touch me,
Or I'll kill you in your sleep,
Cocksucker!
Talk to the ass!
[CHUCKY]
You look ridiculous!
[SHAWNTEL]
Talk to the ass!
[CHUCKY]
You look ridiculous!
[JERRY (spoken)]
So, Chucky, I take it you're not too thrilled with Shawntel's poledancing dreams.
[CHUCKY]
She looks like a clown,
She looks like a slut.
[SHAWNTEL]
He don't know shit,
He never saw me dance,
But he watches other women dance every night,
With his buddies.
[JERRY (spoken)]
Well, let's see her dance! We have a pole, we have some music. Shawntel, let's go!
Last Update: July, 10th 2014
Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics
- Act 1
- Overtly-Ture Full Company
- Audience Very Plainsong
- Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
- Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
- Foursome Guests
- I've Been Seeing Someone Else
- Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
- Adverts 1
- Intro To Diaper Man
- Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
- This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
- Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
- I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
- Adverts 2
- First Time I Saw Jerry
- Backstage Scene
- Poledancer
- I Just Wanna Dance
- It Has No Name
- Some Are Decended From Angels
-
Jerrycam / Klan Entrance Lyrics
- Act 2
- Eat Excrete
- Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
-
Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down Lyrics
- Grilled & Roasted
- Transition Music Lyrics
- Act 3
- Once In Happy Realms Of Light
-
Fuck You Talk Lyrics
-
Satan & Jesus Spat Lyrics
-
Adam & Eve & Mary Lyrics
- Where Were You? Lyrics
- Behold God Lyrics
- Marriage of Heaven & Hell Lyrics
- This is My Cheesey Lyrics
- Jerry it is Finished Lyrics
- Jerry Eleison Lyrics
- Please Don't Die Lyrics
- Take Care Lyrics
- Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
- Play Out Lyrics