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[JERRY (spoken)]
Please welcome our final guest, Shawntel!

[ENSEMBLE]
Fat bitch! Fat bitch!

[SHAWNTEL]
Shut up, shut up!
Sit down!

[ENSEMBLE]
Dumb ho!

[SHAWNTEL]
Shut up, shut up!
Sit down!

[ENSEMBLE]
Dumb ho!

[JERRY (spoken)]
Shawntel, it says here you want to be a poledancer?

[SHAWNTEL]
All my life, all my life,
I've been running after other people,
Looking after them, cleaning up their shit,
Now I wanna find my dreams again.

[JERRY (spoken)]
What in a stip club?

[MAN (spoken)]
Good one!

[ENSEMBLE]
Bug-eyed loser! Strip slut!
Bug-eyed loser! Strip slut!

[SHAWNTEL]
Talk to the ass!

[ENSEMBLE]
Strip slut!

[SHAWNTEL]
Talk to the ass!

[ENSEMBLE]
Strip slut!

[JERRY (spoken)]
Shawntel, I can see you have a lot of natural talent.
I also see that you're married. What does your husband think?

[SHAWNTEL]
I dunno, we don't talk...

[JERRY (spoken)]
Well, let's bring him on and find out. Please welcome Chucky!

[ENSEMBLE]
Hillbilly, hillbilly,
Squeal like a piggy!
Hillbilly, hillbilly,
Squeal like a piggy!
Eeee!

[CHUCKY]
Put your fucking clothes on,
You stupid bitch...

[SHAWNTEL]
Don't you touch me,
Or I'll kill you in your sleep,
Cocksucker!
Talk to the ass!

[CHUCKY]
You look ridiculous!

[SHAWNTEL]
Talk to the ass!

[CHUCKY]
You look ridiculous!

[JERRY (spoken)]
So, Chucky, I take it you're not too thrilled with Shawntel's poledancing dreams.

[CHUCKY]
She looks like a clown,
She looks like a slut.

[SHAWNTEL]
He don't know shit,
He never saw me dance,
But he watches other women dance every night,
With his buddies.

[JERRY (spoken)]
Well, let's see her dance! We have a pole, we have some music. Shawntel, let's go!

Last Update: July, 10th 2014

Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Overtly-Ture Full Company
  3. Audience Very Plainsong
  4. Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
  5. Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
  6. Foursome Guests
  7. I've Been Seeing Someone Else
  8. Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
  9. Adverts 1
  10. Intro To Diaper Man
  11. Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
  12. This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
  13. Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
  14. I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
  15. Adverts 2
  16. First Time I Saw Jerry
  17. Backstage Scene
  18. Poledancer
  19. I Just Wanna Dance
  20. It Has No Name
  21. Some Are Decended From Angels
  22. Jerrycam / Klan Entrance Lyrics 
  23. Act 2
  24. Eat Excrete
  25. Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
  26. Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down Lyrics 
  27. Grilled & Roasted
  28. Transition Music Lyrics 
  29. Act 3
  30. Once In Happy Realms Of Light
  31. Fuck You Talk Lyrics 
  32. Satan & Jesus Spat Lyrics 
  33. Adam & Eve & Mary Lyrics 
  34. Where Were You? Lyrics 
  35. Behold God Lyrics 
  36. Marriage of Heaven & Hell Lyrics 
  37. This is My Cheesey Lyrics 
  38. Jerry it is Finished Lyrics 
  39. Jerry Eleison Lyrics 
  40. Please Don't Die Lyrics 
  41. Take Care Lyrics 
  42. Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
  43. Play Out Lyrics 

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