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Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole Lyrics

[JERRY (spoken)]
So, Baby Jane, what is it you want to say to Andrea?

[BABY JANE]
Mama gimmee smack on the asshole!

[ANDREA]
Disgusting!

[BABY JANE]
Mama gimmee smack every night!

[ANDREA]
Do you want some?!

[BABY JANE]
Mama gimmee smack on the asshole,
Everything will be alright!

[ANDREA]
You fucking sicko! You frickin' pervert!
I am gonna woop your ass!
Dirty, stealing, stupid, fucking bitch!
Bitch! Bitch!

[BABY JANE]
Mama!

[ANDREA]
Bitch!

[BABY JANE]
Mama!

[ANDREA]
Bitch!

[BABY JANE]
Mama!

[ANDREA]
Bitch!

[BABY JANE]
Mama!

[ENSEMBLE]
Bitch! Bitch!

[MONTEL]
Everything will be al-

[ENSEMBLE]
Go, go, girl!
Take her eyes out!
Go, go, girl!
Rip her hair out!
Nothing more exciting,
Than bitches fighting,
Nothing more exciting,
Than bitches fighting!
Go, go, girl!
Slash her K-Mart pants!
Go, go, girl!
Burst her implants!

[JERRY (spoken)]
Alright, alright, alright! So, Montel. Andrea is your partner of two years.
Surely you must have something to say to her.

[MONTEL]
If you feel blue,
My advice to you is-

[WARM UP MAN]
Poop your fucking pants!

[ENSEMBLE]
Poop your fucking pants!

[MONTEL AND WARM UP MAN]
Poop your fucking pants!

[ENSEMBLE]
Poop your fucking pants!

[MONTEL AND WARM UP MAN]
Poop your fucking pants!

[ENSEMBLE]
Why don't you poop your pants?!

[MONTEL AND WARM UP MAN]
Poop your fucking pants!

[ENSEMBLE]
Poop! Poop your pants, poop your pants!
Poop your pants!
Poop your fu-u-u-ucking pants!

[ANDREA]
Stop this fucking shit!

[ENSEMBLE]
Loser! Loser!

[ANDREA]
Show me some respect!

[ENSEMBLE]
Loser! Loser!

[ANDREA]
Do you want some?!

[ENSEMBLE]
Wo-o-o-oah, bitch!

[JERRY (spoken)]
You know, I never wanted to be a talk show host.... Well, here we go...

[ENSEMBLE]
Bitch!

[ANDREA]
Do you want some?
Come and get it,
Come and get it,
Motherfuckers!
Come and get it,
Come and get it!

[MONTEL]
I wish you could like her,
Like her, then wipe her...

[ENSEMBLE]
Diaper!

[ANDREA]
Fuck you!

[ENSEMBLE]
Diaper! Poopy!
Diaper! Poopy!
Diaper!

[ANDREA]
That's enough!

[ENSEMBLE]
Diaper! Poopy!
Diaper! Poopy!
Diaper!

[ANDREA]
Baby, please...

[ENSEMBLE]
Wo-o-o-o-ah! Diaper!

[ANDREA]
Baby!

[ENSEMBLE]
Poopy!

[ANDREA]
Baby...

[ENSEMBLE]
Diaper!
Poopy!
Diaper!
Dia-dia-dia-dia-per!

[JERRY (spoken]
More guilt after the break, don't go away!

Last Update: June, 10th 2013

Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Overtly-Ture Full Company
  3. Audience Very Plainsong
  4. Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
  5. Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
  6. Foursome Guests
  7. I've Been Seeing Someone Else
  8. Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
  9. Adverts 1
  10. Intro To Diaper Man
  11. Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
  12. This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
  13. Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
  14. I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
  15. Adverts 2
  16. First Time I Saw Jerry
  17. Backstage Scene
  18. Poledancer
  19. I Just Wanna Dance
  20. It Has No Name
  21. Some Are Decended From Angels
  22. Jerrycam / Klan Entrance Lyrics 
  23. Act 2
  24. Eat Excrete
  25. Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
  26. Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down Lyrics 
  27. Grilled & Roasted
  28. Transition Music Lyrics 
  29. Act 3
  30. Once In Happy Realms Of Light
  31. Fuck You Talk Lyrics 
  32. Satan & Jesus Spat Lyrics 
  33. Adam & Eve & Mary Lyrics 
  34. Where Were You? Lyrics 
  35. Behold God Lyrics 
  36. Marriage of Heaven & Hell Lyrics 
  37. This is My Cheesey Lyrics 
  38. Jerry it is Finished Lyrics 
  39. Jerry Eleison Lyrics 
  40. Please Don't Die Lyrics 
  41. Take Care Lyrics 
  42. Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
  43. Play Out Lyrics 

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