Grilled & Roasted Lyrics – Jerry Springer: the Opera
Grilled & Roasted Lyrics
[ENSEMBLE]
For all eternity, for all eternity! You will be, you will be-
[DEVIL]
Fried and flambeed!
Baked and sauteed!
Steamed and stewed!
Barbequed!
Grilled and roasted, lightly toasted.
[ENSEMBLE]
And then! And then!
[JERRY (spoken)]
Then what?
[ENSEMBLE AND DEVIL]
Fucked up the ass with barbed wire!
[JERRY (spoken)]
...Okay, so that's the downside. So what's the upside if I succeed in this? What's in it for me?
[ENSEMBLE AND DEVIL]
NOT getting ass-fucked with barbed wire!
[JERRY (spoken)]
...So what are the hours?
For all eternity, for all eternity! You will be, you will be-
[DEVIL]
Fried and flambeed!
Baked and sauteed!
Steamed and stewed!
Barbequed!
Grilled and roasted, lightly toasted.
[ENSEMBLE]
And then! And then!
[JERRY (spoken)]
Then what?
[ENSEMBLE AND DEVIL]
Fucked up the ass with barbed wire!
[JERRY (spoken)]
...Okay, so that's the downside. So what's the upside if I succeed in this? What's in it for me?
[ENSEMBLE AND DEVIL]
NOT getting ass-fucked with barbed wire!
[JERRY (spoken)]
...So what are the hours?
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Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics: Song List
- Act 1
- Overtly-Ture Full Company
- Audience Very Plainsong
- Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
- Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
- Foursome Guests
- I've Been Seeing Someone Else
- Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
- Adverts 1
- Intro To Diaper Man
- Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
- This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
- Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
- I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
- Adverts 2
- First Time I Saw Jerry
- Backstage Scene
- Poledancer
- I Just Wanna Dance
- It Has No Name
- Some Are Decended From Angels
-
Jerrycam / Klan Entrance
- Act 2
- Eat Excrete
- Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
-
Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down
- Grilled & Roasted
- Transition Music
- Act 3
- Once In Happy Realms Of Light
-
Fuck You Talk
-
Satan & Jesus Spat
-
Adam & Eve & Mary
- Where Were You?
- Behold God
- Marriage of Heaven & Hell
- This is My Cheesey
- Jerry it is Finished
- Jerry Eleison
- Please Don't Die
- Take Care
- Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
- Play Out