Grilled & Roasted Lyrics – Jerry Springer: the Opera

[ENSEMBLE]
For all eternity, for all eternity! You will be, you will be-

[DEVIL]
Fried and flambeed!
Baked and sauteed!
Steamed and stewed!
Barbequed!
Grilled and roasted, lightly toasted.

[ENSEMBLE]
And then! And then!

[JERRY (spoken)]
Then what?

[ENSEMBLE AND DEVIL]
Fucked up the ass with barbed wire!

[JERRY (spoken)]
...Okay, so that's the downside. So what's the upside if I succeed in this? What's in it for me?


[ENSEMBLE AND DEVIL]
NOT getting ass-fucked with barbed wire!

[JERRY (spoken)]
...So what are the hours?
Last Update: February, 10th 2016