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Intro To Diaper Man Lyrics – Jerry Springer: the Opera

Intro To Diaper Man Lyrics

Audience:
JERRY JERRY
JERRY JERRY
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY
JERRY

Jerry:
Thank you, welcome back:

Warm-up Man:
IF YOU ALL LIKE JERRY CLAP YOUR HANDS,
IF YOU ALL LIKE JERRY CLAP YOUR HANDS!
IF YOU ALL LIKE JERRY CLAP YOUBR HANDS,
THEN SLAP YOUR GLANDS AND FUCK YOUR BEST FRIENDS WIFE,
(+Audience)
OH SLAP YOUR GLANDS AND FUCK YOU BEST FRIENDS WIFE!

Jerry:
Thank you, welcome back. My next guest with a guilty secret is Montel.

Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics: Song List

  1. Act 1
  2. Overtly-Ture Full Company
  3. Audience Very Plainsong
  4. Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
  5. Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
  6. Foursome Guests
  7. I've Been Seeing Someone Else
  8. Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
  9. Adverts 1
  10. Intro To Diaper Man
  11. Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
  12. This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
  13. Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
  14. I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
  15. Adverts 2
  16. First Time I Saw Jerry
  17. Backstage Scene
  18. Poledancer
  19. I Just Wanna Dance
  20. It Has No Name
  21. Some Are Decended From Angels
  22. Jerrycam / Klan Entrance 
  23. Act 2
  24. Eat Excrete
  25. Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
  26. Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down 
  27. Grilled & Roasted
  28. Transition Music 
  29. Act 3
  30. Once In Happy Realms Of Light
  31. Fuck You Talk 
  32. Satan & Jesus Spat 
  33. Adam & Eve & Mary 
  34. Where Were You? 
  35. Behold God 
  36. Marriage of Heaven & Hell 
  37. This is My Cheesey 
  38. Jerry it is Finished 
  39. Jerry Eleison 
  40. Please Don't Die 
  41. Take Care 
  42. Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
  43. Play Out 

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