First Time I Saw Jerry Lyrics – Jerry Springer: the Opera
First Time I Saw Jerry Lyrics
[WARM UP MAN]
The first time I saw Jerry on TV,
I knew that their was hope for me,
When I saw how he worked the crowd,
I knew that he could help me out,
Before that, I was empty inside,
I had considered suicide,
But now, I'm a vital member of Jerry's team.
But sometimes, I wonder how much he values me.
The first time I saw Jerry on TV,
I knew that their was hope for me,
When I saw how he worked the crowd,
I knew that he could help me out,
Before that, I was empty inside,
I had considered suicide,
But now, I'm a vital member of Jerry's team.
But sometimes, I wonder how much he values me.
Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics: Song List
- Act 1
- Overtly-Ture Full Company
- Audience Very Plainsong
- Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
- Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
- Foursome Guests
- I've Been Seeing Someone Else
- Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
- Adverts 1
- Intro To Diaper Man
- Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
- This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
- Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
- I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
- Adverts 2
- First Time I Saw Jerry
- Backstage Scene
- Poledancer
- I Just Wanna Dance
- It Has No Name
- Some Are Decended From Angels
-
Jerrycam / Klan Entrance
- Act 2
- Eat Excrete
- Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
-
Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down
- Grilled & Roasted
- Transition Music
- Act 3
- Once In Happy Realms Of Light
-
Fuck You Talk
-
Satan & Jesus Spat
-
Adam & Eve & Mary
- Where Were You?
- Behold God
- Marriage of Heaven & Hell
- This is My Cheesey
- Jerry it is Finished
- Jerry Eleison
- Please Don't Die
- Take Care
- Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
- Play Out