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Audience Very Plainsong Lyrics
MAN 1:
Excuse me, is this the right room for the Dave Letterman show?
MAN 2:
You got the wrong room pal, loser!
MAN 1:
Fuck you!
MAN 2: Fuck you back!
WOMAN 1:
When does it start?
WOMAN 2:
How should I know?
MAN 3: I hope I get to see some bare breasts!
MALE AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
Me too!
WOMAN 3:
Why are all men such losers?
WOMAN 4:
Nice to see the lesbians in.
AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
Cocksuckers!
MAN 4:
I hope there's some fighting!
AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
Of course there'll be some fighting, you stupid asshole!
MAN 4:
Who you calling asshole?
AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
You, asshole!
Last Update: June, 10th 2013
Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics
- Act 1
- Overtly-Ture Full Company
- Audience Very Plainsong
- Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
- Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
- Foursome Guests
- I've Been Seeing Someone Else
- Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
- Adverts 1
- Intro To Diaper Man
- Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
- This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
- Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
- I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
- Adverts 2
- First Time I Saw Jerry
- Backstage Scene
- Poledancer
- I Just Wanna Dance
- It Has No Name
- Some Are Decended From Angels
-
Jerrycam / Klan Entrance Lyrics
- Act 2
- Eat Excrete
- Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
-
Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down Lyrics
- Grilled & Roasted
- Transition Music Lyrics
- Act 3
- Once In Happy Realms Of Light
-
Fuck You Talk Lyrics
-
Satan & Jesus Spat Lyrics
-
Adam & Eve & Mary Lyrics
- Where Were You? Lyrics
- Behold God Lyrics
- Marriage of Heaven & Hell Lyrics
- This is My Cheesey Lyrics
- Jerry it is Finished Lyrics
- Jerry Eleison Lyrics
- Please Don't Die Lyrics
- Take Care Lyrics
- Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
- Play Out Lyrics