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Audience Very Plainsong Lyrics

MAN 1:
Excuse me, is this the right room for the Dave Letterman show?

MAN 2:
You got the wrong room pal, loser!

MAN 1:
Fuck you!

MAN 2: Fuck you back!

WOMAN 1:
When does it start?

WOMAN 2:
How should I know?

MAN 3: I hope I get to see some bare breasts!

MALE AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
Me too!

WOMAN 3:
Why are all men such losers?

WOMAN 4:
Nice to see the lesbians in.

AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
Cocksuckers!

MAN 4:
I hope there's some fighting!

AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
Of course there'll be some fighting, you stupid asshole!

MAN 4:
Who you calling asshole?

AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
You, asshole!
Last Update: June, 10th 2013

Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Overtly-Ture Full Company
  3. Audience Very Plainsong
  4. Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
  5. Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
  6. Foursome Guests
  7. I've Been Seeing Someone Else
  8. Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
  9. Adverts 1
  10. Intro To Diaper Man
  11. Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
  12. This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
  13. Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
  14. I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
  15. Adverts 2
  16. First Time I Saw Jerry
  17. Backstage Scene
  18. Poledancer
  19. I Just Wanna Dance
  20. It Has No Name
  21. Some Are Decended From Angels
  22. Jerrycam / Klan Entrance Lyrics 
  23. Act 2
  24. Eat Excrete
  25. Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
  26. Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down Lyrics 
  27. Grilled & Roasted
  28. Transition Music Lyrics 
  29. Act 3
  30. Once In Happy Realms Of Light
  31. Fuck You Talk Lyrics 
  32. Satan & Jesus Spat Lyrics 
  33. Adam & Eve & Mary Lyrics 
  34. Where Were You? Lyrics 
  35. Behold God Lyrics 
  36. Marriage of Heaven & Hell Lyrics 
  37. This is My Cheesey Lyrics 
  38. Jerry it is Finished Lyrics 
  39. Jerry Eleison Lyrics 
  40. Please Don't Die Lyrics 
  41. Take Care Lyrics 
  42. Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
  43. Play Out Lyrics 

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