Audience Very Plainsong Lyrics – Jerry Springer: the Opera

MAN 1:
Excuse me, is this the right room for the Dave Letterman show?

MAN 2:
You got the wrong room pal, loser!

MAN 1:
Fuck you!

MAN 2: Fuck you back!

WOMAN 1:
When does it start?

WOMAN 2:
How should I know?

MAN 3: I hope I get to see some bare breasts!

MALE AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
Me too!

WOMAN 3:
Why are all men such losers?

WOMAN 4:
Nice to see the lesbians in.

AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
Cocksuckers!

MAN 4:
I hope there's some fighting!

AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
Of course there'll be some fighting, you stupid asshole!

MAN 4:
Who you calling asshole?

AUDIENCE MEMBERS:
You, asshole!
Last Update: June, 10th 2013