Adverts 2 Lyrics > Jerry Springer: the Opera
Adverts 2 Lyrics
[ENSEMBLE]
No motivation.
No idea, no aim.
No problem, no worries.
Novocaine.
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[ENSEMBLE]
Buy a gun, buy a big gun!
Have some fun with a big gun!
Ooh, look at my gun,
Look at my big gun!
Ooh, look at my gun!
Look at my big gun!
You could have a gun too,
Yes, you could have a gun too,
But you've gotta buy it first!
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[MAN]
Bounce back,
Bounce back,
Bounce back,
With Prozac.
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[ENSEMBLE]
Give into Jesus,
Give into Jesus,
Or alternitively die!
Die a ho-o-o-o-o-o-orible,
Die a horrible death!
Jesus.
Last Update: June, 10th 2013
Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics
- Act 1
- Overtly-Ture Full Company
- Audience Very Plainsong
- Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
- Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
- Foursome Guests
- I've Been Seeing Someone Else
- Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
- Adverts 1
- Intro To Diaper Man
- Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
- This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
- Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
- I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
- Adverts 2
- First Time I Saw Jerry
- Backstage Scene
- Poledancer
- I Just Wanna Dance
- It Has No Name
- Some Are Decended From Angels
-
Jerrycam / Klan Entrance Lyrics
- Act 2
- Eat Excrete
- Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
-
Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down Lyrics
- Grilled & Roasted
- Transition Music Lyrics
- Act 3
- Once In Happy Realms Of Light
-
Fuck You Talk Lyrics
-
Satan & Jesus Spat Lyrics
-
Adam & Eve & Mary Lyrics
- Where Were You? Lyrics
- Behold God Lyrics
- Marriage of Heaven & Hell Lyrics
- This is My Cheesey Lyrics
- Jerry it is Finished Lyrics
- Jerry Eleison Lyrics
- Please Don't Die Lyrics
- Take Care Lyrics
- Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
- Play Out Lyrics