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[KLAXON HORN]
WARM UP MAN:
Ladies and gentlemen, people of most nations of the world...
AUDIENCE:
Go Jerry! Go Jerry! Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Welcome the host of the greatest show on this Earth!
AUDIENCE:
Go Jerry! Go Jerry! Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Bigger than Dave Letterman, bigger than Bob Hope,
and give or take a few million, bigger than the fuckin' Pope!
MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Lo! He comes!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry!
MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Lo! He comes!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry!
(AUDIENCE Cheer)
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry!
Go Jerry Go!
Jerry Jerry!
Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry!
AUDIENCE FEMALES:
Go Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry!
AUDIENCE FEMALES:
Go Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry!
JERRY (spoken):
Welcome to the show! Welcome to the show! How you doin'?
Nice to see ya! Hey! Hello! How ya doin'?
Last Update: June, 10th 2013
Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics
- Act 1
- Overtly-Ture Full Company
- Audience Very Plainsong
- Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
- Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
- Foursome Guests
- I've Been Seeing Someone Else
- Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
- Adverts 1
- Intro To Diaper Man
- Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
- This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
- Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
- I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
- Adverts 2
- First Time I Saw Jerry
- Backstage Scene
- Poledancer
- I Just Wanna Dance
- It Has No Name
- Some Are Decended From Angels
-
Jerrycam / Klan Entrance Lyrics
- Act 2
- Eat Excrete
- Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
-
Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down Lyrics
- Grilled & Roasted
- Transition Music Lyrics
- Act 3
- Once In Happy Realms Of Light
-
Fuck You Talk Lyrics
-
Satan & Jesus Spat Lyrics
-
Adam & Eve & Mary Lyrics
- Where Were You? Lyrics
- Behold God Lyrics
- Marriage of Heaven & Hell Lyrics
- This is My Cheesey Lyrics
- Jerry it is Finished Lyrics
- Jerry Eleison Lyrics
- Please Don't Die Lyrics
- Take Care Lyrics
- Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
- Play Out Lyrics