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[KLAXON HORN]

WARM UP MAN:
Ladies and gentlemen, people of most nations of the world...

AUDIENCE:
Go Jerry! Go Jerry! Jerry!

WARM UP MAN:
Welcome the host of the greatest show on this Earth!

AUDIENCE:
Go Jerry! Go Jerry! Jerry!

WARM UP MAN:
Bigger than Dave Letterman, bigger than Bob Hope,
and give or take a few million, bigger than the fuckin' Pope!

MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Lo! He comes!

AUDIENCE:
Jerry!

MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Lo! He comes!

AUDIENCE:
Jerry!

(AUDIENCE Cheer)

AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry!
Go Jerry Go!
Jerry Jerry!
Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry!

AUDIENCE FEMALES:
Go Jerry!

AUDIENCE:
Jerry!

AUDIENCE FEMALES:
Go Jerry!

AUDIENCE:
Jerry!

JERRY (spoken):
Welcome to the show! Welcome to the show! How you doin'?
Nice to see ya! Hey! Hello! How ya doin'?
Last Update: June, 10th 2013

Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Overtly-Ture Full Company
  3. Audience Very Plainsong
  4. Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
  5. Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
  6. Foursome Guests
  7. I've Been Seeing Someone Else
  8. Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
  9. Adverts 1
  10. Intro To Diaper Man
  11. Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
  12. This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
  13. Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
  14. I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
  15. Adverts 2
  16. First Time I Saw Jerry
  17. Backstage Scene
  18. Poledancer
  19. I Just Wanna Dance
  20. It Has No Name
  21. Some Are Decended From Angels
  22. Jerrycam / Klan Entrance Lyrics 
  23. Act 2
  24. Eat Excrete
  25. Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
  26. Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down Lyrics 
  27. Grilled & Roasted
  28. Transition Music Lyrics 
  29. Act 3
  30. Once In Happy Realms Of Light
  31. Fuck You Talk Lyrics 
  32. Satan & Jesus Spat Lyrics 
  33. Adam & Eve & Mary Lyrics 
  34. Where Were You? Lyrics 
  35. Behold God Lyrics 
  36. Marriage of Heaven & Hell Lyrics 
  37. This is My Cheesey Lyrics 
  38. Jerry it is Finished Lyrics 
  39. Jerry Eleison Lyrics 
  40. Please Don't Die Lyrics 
  41. Take Care Lyrics 
  42. Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
  43. Play Out Lyrics 

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