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[SHAWNTEL, CHUCKY, ANDREA, TREMONT AND DWIGHT]
We eat, excrete and watch TV,
And you are there for us, Jerry.
Jerry, can you understand?
We sit out in nowhere land,
Wanting and yearning,
Our bloated stomachs churning,
Eat, excrete and watch TV.
[ANDREA]
But you are there for us, Jerry.
[JERRY (spoken)]
Steve, let me get this straight... you eat, excrete...?
[SHAWNTEL, CHUCKY, ANDREA, TREMONT AND DWIGHT]
...and watch TV.
[JERRY (spoken)]
But I am there for you?
[SHAWNTEL, CHUCKY, ANDREA, TREMONT AND DWIGHT]
Jerry.
[JERRY (spoken)]
Steve, what are they saying exactly?
[GLOOMY NURSES]
Jerry, it's not difficult,
They're exactly saying that,
They eat excrete and watch TV,
You you are there for them, Jerry.
[JERRY (spoken)]
That's nice. I really appreciate you guys taking the time out of your day to come by.
I never knew I had so many friends. So how's it going with you guys?
[SHAWNTEL, CHUCKY, ANDREA, TREMONT AND DWIGHT]
To be frank,
Pretty fucked.
[JERRY (spoken)]
Hey, I can sympathise. Ratings are low, I've got a class action suit pending,
not to mention this bullet wound in the chest thing.
[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Come and see.
Come and see what you have done to me.
[JERRY (spoken)]
Steve, this sounds like lawyer talk. Don't say anything.
[Thanks to Beth for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 10th 2013
Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics
- Act 1
- Overtly-Ture Full Company
- Audience Very Plainsong
- Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
- Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
- Foursome Guests
- I've Been Seeing Someone Else
- Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
- Adverts 1
- Intro To Diaper Man
- Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
- This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
- Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
- I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
- Adverts 2
- First Time I Saw Jerry
- Backstage Scene
- Poledancer
- I Just Wanna Dance
- It Has No Name
- Some Are Decended From Angels
-
Jerrycam / Klan Entrance Lyrics
- Act 2
- Eat Excrete
- Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
-
Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down Lyrics
- Grilled & Roasted
- Transition Music Lyrics
- Act 3
- Once In Happy Realms Of Light
-
Fuck You Talk Lyrics
-
Satan & Jesus Spat Lyrics
-
Adam & Eve & Mary Lyrics
- Where Were You? Lyrics
- Behold God Lyrics
- Marriage of Heaven & Hell Lyrics
- This is My Cheesey Lyrics
- Jerry it is Finished Lyrics
- Jerry Eleison Lyrics
- Please Don't Die Lyrics
- Take Care Lyrics
- Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
- Play Out Lyrics