Adverts 1 Lyrics – Jerry Springer: the Opera

[MAN]
You make look beautiful now
But in ten years, you're gonna look like a dog!

[WOMAN]
The future is ugly!
The future is ugly!
What's to become of me?
What's to become of me?

[MAN]
Surgery!

[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Doctor Knife! Doctor Knife!
Keeping you young for the rest of your life!

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[MALE VOICES]
Are you insured? Are you insured?

[FEMALE VOICES]
No insurance means no cure.

[MALE VOICES]
You'll die alone in your home.

[FEMALE VOICES]
Screaming in agony!


[MALE VOICES]
Screaming in agony!

[FEMALE VOICES]
Wretching and pucking

[MALE VOICES]
From every orifice!

[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Think you'd better get insured!

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[TWO MALE VOICES]
Don't let weight problems spoil your night,
Throw away your diets and use a parisite!

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[MALE VOICES]
Some people do as they think they should.

[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Others get viagra and get wood!

Last Update: June, 10th 2013