Adverts 1 Lyrics – Jerry Springer: the Opera
Adverts 1 Lyrics
[MAN]
You make look beautiful now
But in ten years, you're gonna look like a dog!
[WOMAN]
The future is ugly!
The future is ugly!
What's to become of me?
What's to become of me?
[MAN]
Surgery!
[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Doctor Knife! Doctor Knife!
Keeping you young for the rest of your life!
---
[MALE VOICES]
Are you insured? Are you insured?
[FEMALE VOICES]
No insurance means no cure.
[MALE VOICES]
You'll die alone in your home.
[FEMALE VOICES]
Screaming in agony!
[MALE VOICES]
Screaming in agony!
[FEMALE VOICES]
Wretching and pucking
[MALE VOICES]
From every orifice!
[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Think you'd better get insured!
---
[TWO MALE VOICES]
Don't let weight problems spoil your night,
Throw away your diets and use a parisite!
---
[MALE VOICES]
Some people do as they think they should.
[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Others get viagra and get wood!
You make look beautiful now
But in ten years, you're gonna look like a dog!
[WOMAN]
The future is ugly!
The future is ugly!
What's to become of me?
What's to become of me?
[MAN]
Surgery!
[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Doctor Knife! Doctor Knife!
Keeping you young for the rest of your life!
---
[MALE VOICES]
Are you insured? Are you insured?
[FEMALE VOICES]
No insurance means no cure.
[MALE VOICES]
You'll die alone in your home.
[FEMALE VOICES]
Screaming in agony!
[MALE VOICES]
Screaming in agony!
[FEMALE VOICES]
Wretching and pucking
[MALE VOICES]
From every orifice!
[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Think you'd better get insured!
---
[TWO MALE VOICES]
Don't let weight problems spoil your night,
Throw away your diets and use a parisite!
---
[MALE VOICES]
Some people do as they think they should.
[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Others get viagra and get wood!
Music video
Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics: Song List
- Act 1
- Overtly-Ture Full Company
- Audience Very Plainsong
- Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
- Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
- Foursome Guests
- I've Been Seeing Someone Else
- Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
- Adverts 1
- Intro To Diaper Man
- Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
- This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
- Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
- I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
- Adverts 2
- First Time I Saw Jerry
- Backstage Scene
- Poledancer
- I Just Wanna Dance
- It Has No Name
- Some Are Decended From Angels
-
Jerrycam / Klan Entrance
- Act 2
- Eat Excrete
- Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
-
Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down
- Grilled & Roasted
- Transition Music
- Act 3
- Once In Happy Realms Of Light
-
Fuck You Talk
-
Satan & Jesus Spat
-
Adam & Eve & Mary
- Where Were You?
- Behold God
- Marriage of Heaven & Hell
- This is My Cheesey
- Jerry it is Finished
- Jerry Eleison
- Please Don't Die
- Take Care
- Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
- Play Out