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Adverts 1 Lyrics

[MAN]
You make look beautiful now
But in ten years, you're gonna look like a dog!

[WOMAN]
The future is ugly!
The future is ugly!
What's to become of me?
What's to become of me?

[MAN]
Surgery!

[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Doctor Knife! Doctor Knife!
Keeping you young for the rest of your life!

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[MALE VOICES]
Are you insured? Are you insured?

[FEMALE VOICES]
No insurance means no cure.

[MALE VOICES]
You'll die alone in your home.

[FEMALE VOICES]
Screaming in agony!

[MALE VOICES]
Screaming in agony!

[FEMALE VOICES]
Wretching and pucking

[MALE VOICES]
From every orifice!

[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Think you'd better get insured!

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[TWO MALE VOICES]
Don't let weight problems spoil your night,
Throw away your diets and use a parisite!

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[MALE VOICES]
Some people do as they think they should.

[WHOLE ENSEMBLE]
Others get viagra and get wood!

Last Update: June, 10th 2013

Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Overtly-Ture Full Company
  3. Audience Very Plainsong
  4. Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
  5. Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
  6. Foursome Guests
  7. I've Been Seeing Someone Else
  8. Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
  9. Adverts 1
  10. Intro To Diaper Man
  11. Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
  12. This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
  13. Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
  14. I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
  15. Adverts 2
  16. First Time I Saw Jerry
  17. Backstage Scene
  18. Poledancer
  19. I Just Wanna Dance
  20. It Has No Name
  21. Some Are Decended From Angels
  22. Jerrycam / Klan Entrance Lyrics 
  23. Act 2
  24. Eat Excrete
  25. Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
  26. Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down Lyrics 
  27. Grilled & Roasted
  28. Transition Music Lyrics 
  29. Act 3
  30. Once In Happy Realms Of Light
  31. Fuck You Talk Lyrics 
  32. Satan & Jesus Spat Lyrics 
  33. Adam & Eve & Mary Lyrics 
  34. Where Were You? Lyrics 
  35. Behold God Lyrics 
  36. Marriage of Heaven & Hell Lyrics 
  37. This is My Cheesey Lyrics 
  38. Jerry it is Finished Lyrics 
  39. Jerry Eleison Lyrics 
  40. Please Don't Die Lyrics 
  41. Take Care Lyrics 
  42. Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
  43. Play Out Lyrics 

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