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Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage Lyrics

[MAN 1]
Come and see!

[WOMAN 1]
Jerry! Jerry!

[WOMAN 2]
Come and see!

[WOMAN 3]
Jerry!

[MAN 2]
Come and see!

[WOMAN 4]
Jerry! Jerry!

[MAN 3]
Come and see what you have done!

[WOMAN 5]
Come and see what you have done!

[ENSEMBLE]
Jerry!

It ain't easy being me,
It so ain't easy being me,
Millions of voices making all the wrong choices,
Then turning round and blaming me,
Me, me!
I tell ya, it ain't easy being me...

Mama gimmee smack on the asshole,
Mama gimmee smack every night,
Mama gimmee smack on the asshole,
Everything will be alright!

Have yourselves a good time!

Ooooh!
We just wanna dance!
Ooooh!
We just wanna dance!
Ooooh!
We just wanna dance!
Ooooh!
We just, we just,
We just wanna...

Talk to the hand,
Talk to the hand,
Talk to the hand,
Talk to the hand,
'Cos the face ain't listening,
I'm a man,
'Cos the face ain't listening,
I'm a man,
'Cos the face ain't-

I'm a man! I'm a man!
I'm a man! I'm a man!
I'm a man! I'm a man!

Talk to the hand,
'Cos the face ain't listening,
I'm a man,
'Cos the face ain't listening,
I'm a man,
'Cos the face ain't listening,
Talk to the ah-ah-ah-ah!

Talk!
To the!
Talk to the!
Ha-a-a-a-a-and!
Talk!
To The!
Talk to the!
Hand!

[WARM UP MAN (spoken in rhythm)]
What the fuck? What the fuck?
What the fucking, fucking fuck?
Last Update: June, 10th 2013

Jerry Springer: the Opera Lyrics

  1. Act 1
  2. Overtly-Ture Full Company
  3. Audience Very Plainsong
  4. Ladies & Gentlemen / Have Yourselves A Good Time
  5. Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
  6. Foursome Guests
  7. I've Been Seeing Someone Else
  8. Chick With A Dick / Talk To The Hand
  9. Adverts 1
  10. Intro To Diaper Man
  11. Diaper Man / Montel Cums Dirty
  12. This Is My Jerry Springer Moment
  13. Mama Gimmee Smack On The A**Hole
  14. I Wanna Sing Something Beautiful
  15. Adverts 2
  16. First Time I Saw Jerry
  17. Backstage Scene
  18. Poledancer
  19. I Just Wanna Dance
  20. It Has No Name
  21. Some Are Decended From Angels
  22. Jerrycam / Klan Entrance Lyrics 
  23. Act 2
  24. Eat Excrete
  25. Gloomy Nurses / Purgatory Dawning / The Haunting
  26. Him Am the Devil / Every Last Mother Fucker Should Go Down Lyrics 
  27. Grilled & Roasted
  28. Transition Music Lyrics 
  29. Act 3
  30. Once In Happy Realms Of Light
  31. Fuck You Talk Lyrics 
  32. Satan & Jesus Spat Lyrics 
  33. Adam & Eve & Mary Lyrics 
  34. Where Were You? Lyrics 
  35. Behold God Lyrics 
  36. Marriage of Heaven & Hell Lyrics 
  37. This is My Cheesey Lyrics 
  38. Jerry it is Finished Lyrics 
  39. Jerry Eleison Lyrics 
  40. Please Don't Die Lyrics 
  41. Take Care Lyrics 
  42. Martin's Richard-esque Finale de Grand Fromage
  43. Play Out Lyrics 

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