Dry lyrics
Dry
Jackie
Don’t gimme no seltzer
Cuz I need more than fizz:
Don’t gimme no water
I don’t know what that is:
Don’t gimme no lemon
And ask me to squeeze-
(Madeline and Sally enter)
Madeline
I’m beggin’ you please
Don’t lemme go dry.
(Eddie/May and Nadine enter)
Eddie/Mae/Nadine
Don’t gimme no grape juice
Cuz that don’t got no sting
I need a concoction
To make the tongue-tied sing:
It’s time to be happy,
The day has been mourned-
Guests
Awright you been warned:
Don’t lemme go?
(Phil and Oscar, the Brothers
D’Armano, enter)
Brothers
Dry:
Guests
That is the law of the land
Brothers
We gotta be
Dry:
Guests
All day we’ve plotted and planned
Brothers
How not to be
Dry:
Guests
And now the nighttime is here
And I wanna night I won’t forget
So you gotta make it wild ‘n’ wet
(Dolores enters)
Company with Dolores
Don’t gimme no root beer
Cuz I need more than foam:
Don’t gimme no Jell-O
I’d rather die at home:
Don’t gimme no coffee
Dolores
Unless it’s time to leave-
Guests
Pour me a cup
When it’s time to sober up.
But to come down
I’ve got to get high-
Don’t lemme go don’t lemme go lemme go
Phil
Dry-
Phil & Oscar
Dry-
Phil, Oscar, Jackie
Dry-
(the drop rises to reveal Queenie and
Burr’s apartment)
Guests
Dry-Dry
Dry-Dry-Dry!
Last Update: January, 10th 2014