Boomstick lyrics
Boomstick
Ash,
Cheryl, I'm really getting tired of you trying to kill me! You see this?
This is my boomstick! It's a 12 gage, double barreled, Remmington,
S-Mart's top of the line!
You can find this in the sporting goods department!
That's right, this sweet baby was made right here in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
Retails about a hundred and nine, ninety-five.
It's got a walnut stolk, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger.
That's right. "Shop smart! Shop S-Mart"! Ya' got that?
Cheryl,
I'll swallow your soul!
Ash,
Swallow this!
*He shoots*
Last Update: June, 12th 2014