Sign Yourself Over to Me Lyrics - Beetlejuice

Sign Yourself Over to Me Lyrics

Eddie Perfect

Sign Yourself Over to Me

[CHARLES]
My knees were not made for kneeling
I'm not one to get down and pray
My knees are like ninjas
Two dangerous hinges, they smash
And they injure in the octagon cage

Though my MMA days are behind me
Bowing beneath you seems mad
But I've got you in situ, so I guess I should pitch you

You're welcome to sit, but I think that I'll stand

Marry me, Delia
Do it, don't dream it
Be mine, but first sign this pre-nuptial agreement
Though you need no incentive to be ever attentive
What's mine is now is now yours
Well, a minor percentag?

Dance with me, Delia
W?'ll face the free market
I'll buy you a Chrysler, and somewhere to park it

Oh come take my hand
You'll be good for my brand
Meet my ev'ry demand, and you'll see
It's expanded in clause four-point-three
Sign yourself over to me
This business alignment, well it makes you my client
With minimum requirements for sexual contact
I've got Van Gohs and Goyas
An army of lawyers
And will fucking destroy you if you break this contract

So marry me, Delia and no one will scam me
'Cause folks drop their panties for a man with a family
We need each other
Lydia needs a mother
If your eggs aren't dried up, she might get a brother

Ride with me, Delia
We'll soar to the heavens
Forplay is optional
Read sub-clause seven
Bow to my will
Ev'ry need you'll fulfill
If you're sad, pop a pill, mon chéri
I'm your new CEO, OMG
Sign yourself over to me

Fill this position
Be my acquisition
I'll talk and you'll listen
We'll vacay in France
Your role needs defining, something legally binding
So get busy signing my love, and let's dance
Forgive my transgressions
Make endless concessions
I'm into possessions, you must be all mine
Work hard to placate me
You must not debate me
Just daily fellate me, and we should be fine

Marry me, Delia
I'll fill you with knowledge
An hour with me is like three years in college
I've got wisdom and vision
More pots than I can piss in
Since we can't break tradition
Bring it in Delia
Come on, hustle up
Take a knee
I'm ready to marry again
Take this ivory, civil war era, slave ower's pen
And sign yourself over to me


Song Overview

“Sign Yourself Over to Me (2014 Cut Song)” sits in the Beetlejuice development vault - a swaggering Charles Deetz solo Eddie Perfect wrote early on, then retired when the character’s arc shifted. The demo surfaced publicly on October 30, 2020 as part of Beetlejuice: The Demos The Demos The Demos, with Perfect singing and playing his own blueprint.

Review and Highlights

Quick summary

  • A cut Charles Deetz proposal song - a boardroom marriage pitch dressed as romance.
  • Demo released on October 30, 2020 on the 24-track Beetlejuice demos collection.
  • Waltz-like 3-in-the-bar feel with brisk drive; baritone lead written for Eddie Perfect’s voice.
  • Replaced in the final show by material that softens Charles and centers Lydia’s journey.
  • Useful snapshot of the writers testing a sharper, more transactional version of Charles.

Creation History

Perfect drafted this as Charles’s big “ask” to Delia - a proposal framed in prenups, brands, and leverage. It reads like a satirical sales deck set to music, the kind of provocation writers use to pressure-test a character. During development the team pulled the number as Charles evolved away from pure corporate shark toward a flawed, present-tense dad. When the studio album of demos dropped in 2020, this track finally saw daylight - complete with Perfect’s commentary tracks elsewhere describing why certain experiments were shelved. According to Playbill, the demos set arrived digitally on October 30, 2020; a day earlier BroadwayWorld trailed the release.

Highlights

  1. Voice of the suit: The lyric unspools like contract language - sub-clauses, sexual fine print, and “acquisition” metaphors - pinning Charles as a man who mistakes control for care.
  2. Waltz with teeth: A fast, clicking 3/4 push undercuts the “romance” with nervous energy, closer to a champagne-fueled shareholders’ meeting than a serenade.
  3. Comic obscenity for function, not shock: The blunt threats and brand flexes tell us how little Charles hears Delia. He praises stability while treating intimacy like a merger.
  4. World-building: References to lawyers, art collections, and corporate optics paint the Deetz family’s socio-economic frame in one musical sketch.

Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot

There’s no “scene” staging in the demo, but the premise is clear: Charles proposes. The twist is tone - he sells marriage as a strategic instrument. The ring is a retainer.

Song Meaning

The number lampoons transactional love and the self-mythology of certain high-status men. Charles promises safety while writing himself into Delia’s terms-of-service. It’s about power, optics, and the delusion that a family makes you respectable if you can just paper it right. The satire also clarifies why later drafts course-correct him: if he stays this icy, Lydia’s grief story has no humane counterweight.

Craft notes - the music under the mask

Meter, tempo, key

A quick waltz pulse keeps things breathless, like a pitch meeting you can’t interrupt. The recording is in B-flat major with a tempo around the high-160s to low-170s BPM range and a 3/4 feel - bright, insistent, a little manic.

Character writing

The rhyme craft leans on internal hits and business jargon as percussive jokes. When the groove tightens, the consonants snap; when Charles waxes “romantic,” the vowels open just long enough to show the mask - then the meter drags him back to the deal.

Cultural frame

By treating romance as a brand extension, the song riffs on the gilded capitalism of late-2010s culture - status symbols, wellness pills, and the performance of perfect domesticity. Think sitcom tycoon meets TED-talk diction. As stated in a BroadwayWorld press note at the time, the demos project aimed to show these alternate paths, not just outtakes.

Key Facts

  • Artist: Eddie Perfect
  • Featured: None - songwriter demo performed by Perfect
  • Composer: Eddie Perfect
  • Producer: Eddie Perfect
  • Release Date: October 30, 2020
  • Genre: Musical theatre, pop satire
  • Instruments: Lead vocal, keys, rhythm programming
  • Label: Ghostlight Records
  • Mood: Sardonic, high-gloss, needling
  • Length: 4:27
  • Track #: 7 on the demos album
  • Language: English
  • Album: Beetlejuice: The Demos The Demos The Demos
  • Music style: Fast waltz pulse with Broadway patter writing
  • Poetic meter: Mixed, with patter sections leaning on trochaic feet and clipped internal rhyme

Canonical Entities & Relations

  • Eddie Perfect - writes and performs the demo.
  • Charles Deetz - fictional character who “sings” the proposal inside the narrative frame.
  • Delia Deetz - fictional addressee of the proposal.
  • Ghostlight Records - releases the demo album digitally.
  • Beetlejuice: The Demos The Demos The Demos - compilation of development recordings containing the track.

Questions and Answers

Why was this song cut?
Because it hard-codes Charles as a corporate predator, which boxed in later scenes. The team ultimately needed a father who could stumble toward care.
Where does it sit in the show’s timeline?
Early drafts placed it around the Delia-Charles relationship beat - essentially their engagement moment as a joke-turned-character study.
What does the 3/4 feel do dramatically?
It mimics a waltz - “romance” - while the speed turns it into a sales sprint. That tension is the joke.
How does the lyric build Charles?
Through legalese, asset lists, and performance status. He values optics over intimacy, control over connection.
What replaced this function in the final show?
Different material that humanizes Charles and anchors the parent-child thread, letting Lydia’s story breathe.
Is the track meant for a specific vocal type?
It sits comfortably for a baritone with crisp diction and comic timing - more patter than belting.
Does the demo connect to any recurring Beetlejuice motifs?
Yes - satire of self-help and status, the way adult delusions collide with Lydia’s raw honesty.
Any studio-confirmed details on the release?
Yes. Playbill reported the digital drop on October 30, 2020; Ghostlight packaged 24 development recordings.
What is the practical takeaway for performers?
Lean into the mask. Play the CEO trying to be tender. Let the rhythm rush you - then show the crack.

How to Sing Sign Yourself Over to Me

Range & color. Written and recorded in a baritone pocket. Aim for clean, speech-like placement rather than vibrato-heavy crooning.

Tempo & key. Fast waltz around ~173 BPM in B-flat major. Count a snappy 1-2-3 and keep consonants on the beat.

Common issues. Over-legato phrasing muddies the patter. The joke lives in diction and forward air. Keep the breath shallow-quick, not heavy.

Step-by-step

  1. Tempo setup: Practice at a slower 3/4 click, then notch up until you can land every consonant cleanly.
  2. Diction: Over-articulate legalese phrases. Treat commas like eighth-rest snips so the punchlines land.
  3. Breath plans: Mark inhalations before long enumeration lines. Think “top-up” breaths every bar, not giant tanks.
  4. Flow & rhythm: Ride the barline - punch beat 1 with verbs, relax 2-3 so it still feels like a waltz, not a march.
  5. Accents: Stress brand names and contract terms. They are character beats.
  6. Ensemble/doubles: If you add backing voices, keep them clipped and dry so the lead reads as “boardroom solo.”
  7. Mic craft: Cardioid, close but off-axis to tame plosives. Back off slightly on shouted punchlines.
  8. Pitfalls: Do not speed up inside phrases. Lock to the click; let text - not tempo - create urgency.

Practice materials. Build a 3/4 click at the target BPM, then drill nonsense syllables on the rhythm of your trickiest verse before substituting text.

Additional Info

According to Playbill, the demos set was produced by Eddie Perfect and released digitally by Ghostlight Records on October 30, 2020. As The Second Disc summarized, the compilation spans 2014-2019 experiments, including three alternate opening numbers and several later-stage drafts. The YouTube commentary playlist features track-by-track notes from Perfect, a rare public window into a Broadway score’s R&D phase.

Sources: Playbill; BroadwayWorld; Ghostlight Records; Spotify; Apple Music; The Second Disc; TheaterMania; YouTube - Beetlejuice commentary; Musicstax.



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