Barbara 2.0 Lyrics
Barbara and AdamBarbara 2.0
[BARBARA:]Look at this stuff
God, it's depressing
[ADAM, spoken:]
You don't like this stuff?
Barbara, this is our stuff...
[BARBARA, sung:]
A shrine to the feelings
We've been repressing
[ADAM, spoken:]
Well, then maybe we should go
[BARBARA, sung:]
Unfinished projects
Meaningless objects
Plans I abandoned or quit
It's the stuff of our lives
And all of it's shit
[ADAM, spoken:]
What? Barbara?!
[BARBARA, sung:]
Books on computers
A "spin-your-own-yarn" kit?
[ADAM, spoken:]
Okay, that... Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be...
[BARBARA, sung:]
Home-brewed kombucha
That tasted like armpit
[ADAM, spoken:]
We are not kombucha people
We did find that out
[BARBARA, sung:]
Take it and trash it
Burn it or smash it
We have to adapt to survive
We can be fighters
With fire inside us
We're more than detritus
We're finally alive!
The Barbara you married
She Is dead and buried
Six feet below
And now Barbara the doormat
She's coming back in a new format
Time to let go
Say hello
To Barbara 2.0!
[ADAM, spoken:]
I never even used this...
But then I felt bad that I never used it
[BARBARA, spoken:]
Break it!
[ADAM, sung:]
Barbara, you're right
I think I've been hiding--
[BARBARA, spoken:]
I was too!
I don't even like pottery!
[ADAM, sung:]
Stuck out of sight
Like my un-used aluminum siding
[BARBARA, spoken:]
We are NOT aluminum siding people!
[ADAM, sung:]
Tragic and static
Trapped in this attic
Now Adam is shedding his skin
No more excuses
We're no longer useless
We've got nothing to lose
We can finally begin!
The new Adam is wiser
The old one's fertilizer
It's time to let go
Say hello!
[BARBARA:]
I'm tired of doors
To better or more
We could just walk
But we've done that before
What we cannot ignore
As Lydia needs us
[ADAM:]
That must be the reason she sees us
[BARBARA:]
Adam, I wanna stay
She needs people who won't run away
Friends who don't stop at problems or obstacles
Not a house
But a home
[BOTH:]
Ready, set, let's go!
Time to let go
Cause the new upgraded Maitlands
Are charging out the gates and
They're gonna unload
Say hello...
To Maitlands 2.0!
Maitlands 2.0!
Maitlands 2.0!
Song Overview

Review and Highlights

Quick summary
- Mid-Act 2 pivot where Barbara shreds her old habits and drags Adam toward action.
- Studio cut features Kerry Butler and Rob McClure; digital album dropped June 7, 2019 with CD and vinyl following later that year.
- Pop-rock engine at brisk tempo, comic patter, and chantable hook that rebrands the Maitlands as Version 2.0.
- Arrives after chaos to reset the couple’s agency and point them toward Lydia.
- Cast album’s sustained popularity helped the track travel in lyric videos and playlists.
Creation History
Eddie Perfect’s score keeps the jokes quick and the grooves springy; here he hands Barbara the wheel. The studio cut sits on the Ghostlight release that premiered digitally in early June 2019, with physical editions landing later in the year. The number works like a self-help seminar that actually helps, flipping the attic from junk room to mission control. According to Playbill and TheaterMania, the label rolled out advance singles and teases in the days before release, priming fans for the full drop.
Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot
Stuck in the attic, the Maitlands choose change. Barbara trashes the props of her old life and reframes their haunting as caretaking. Adam follows, shedding his own stalling tactics. The song ends with a pledge to show up for Lydia.
Song Meaning
It is a rebrand and a reckoning. The lyric skewers comfort hobbies, then reframes them as fear. The turn is not about becoming edgy ghosts; it is about taking responsibility. The comic swagger gives room for a serious beat: grief made them small, but love for a living kid can make them brave.
Annotations
"Look at this stuff - God, it’s depressing"
Opens with an anti-Ariel wink, flipping the Disney collector trope into a confession. These trinkets are avoidance, not identity.
"Half-finished projects - Meaningless objects"
The list lands like a self-drag. In earlier scenes the couple chased hobbies to dodge big choices; here they call it out.
"We are not kombucha people"
A laugh line and a thesis. They were performing a lifestyle, not living one.
"The Barbara you married... Barbara the doormat... new format"
Rebirth language with tech slang. Versioning turns character growth into a system update, not a personality transplant.
"What we cannot ignore - Is Lydia needs us"
The moral center. The transformation is outward facing, not vanity. Purpose replaces perfectionism.
Style, production, instrumentation
Snappy pop-rock: bright kit, rhythmic guitars, brass punches, and tight ensemble responses. The tempo’s forward lean mirrors the couple’s decision to stop stalling. Little stop-time breaks puncture the patter so jokes land clean.

Key Facts
- Artist: Kerry Butler, Rob McClure, Kurt Deutsch, Eddie Perfect
- Composer & Lyricist: Eddie Perfect
- Producers (album): Kurt Deutsch, Eddie Perfect, Alex Timbers, Matt Stine
- Release Date: June 7, 2019
- Genre: Pop, Broadway musical
- Instruments: Rhythm section, guitars, brass, reeds, keys
- Label: Ghostlight Records in partnership with Warner Records
- Mood: Energized, wry, determined
- Length: about 3:26
- Track #: 14 on the Original Broadway Cast Recording
- Language: English
- Music style: Pop-rock duet with comic patter
- Key & Tempo: A flat major at roughly 149 BPM
Canonical Entities & Relations
Eddie Perfect - wrote music and lyrics - powers the transformation anthem |
Kerry Butler - sings Barbara - originator on Broadway cast album |
Rob McClure - sings Adam - originator on Broadway cast album |
Ghostlight Records - released album digitally on June 7, 2019 |
Warner Records - partnered on distribution and physical editions |
Beetlejuice - Tony-nominated Broadway musical that frames the scene |
Questions and Answers
- Where does the number land in the show?
- Act 2, after the mayhem of the house hauntings. It is the couple’s reset button and their pledge to help Lydia.
- Why does the lyric hit so cleanly?
- It weaponizes specificity. The objects are funny because they are true to who these two were.
- What is the dramatic function?
- Agency transfer. Barbara stops waiting for a handbook and starts writing the next chapter herself.
- How does the track sound on the album?
- Brisk, hooky, and tightly produced, with crisp stops that frame punchlines and a chorus that begs a crowd sing-back.
- Any official online audio?
- Yes - an official album upload is available, credited to Ghostlight Records.
- Is there published sheet music?
- Yes. Hal Leonard distributes a piano-vocal edition for individual purchase.
- Are there language versions?
- Brazilian fan translations circulate widely online; licensed productions have localized other numbers, and cast albums in Portuguese markets have spun off adaptations aligned with local stagings.
- What does the title promise that the scene delivers?
- A hard pivot from nostalgia to purpose. The Maitlands choose to live differently, even if they are not living.
Awards and Chart Positions
Awards context: The production earned multiple Tony nominations in 2019, including Best Musical and Best Original Score for Eddie Perfect. The album went on to become one of the most streamed Broadway releases of its season, passing major streaming milestones the following year.
How to Sing Barbara 2.0
At a glance: Original key around A flat major, tempo near 149 BPM. Keep diction crisp and ride the backbeat. Comedy comes from specificity and timing, not volume.
- Tempo & feel: Lock a tight pop-rock bounce. Count in a light 4 and protect the rests so jokes land.
- Text first: Chew the prop list clearly. Consonants do the comedy; vowels keep the line singing.
- Character color: Barbara leads with spark and bite; Adam starts sheepish and opens up by verse two.
- Breath map: Quick top-ups before lists and before the “2.0” hook. Avoid clipping the punch words.
- Blend vs contrast: Match vowels in the duet hook, then lean into contrast on the call-and-response bars.
- Mic craft: Step closer for sotto voce asides, shade back for the big chant so the mix stays clean.
- Pitfalls: Over-selling the belt and rushing the patter. Keep it buoyant and let the band carry momentum.
Additional Info
Ghostlight’s rollout leaned on pre-release singles and social snippets that built audience appetite. By early 2020 the album crossed headline streaming milestones, a sign of the show’s strong afterlife online. Tony recognition helped keep attention on the score. As stated in a Rolling Stone item previewing the album push, the label coordinated with Warner for a broader footprint. According to Playbill’s release notes, the digital drop hit June 7 with physical editions trailing; the vinyl arrived that fall with full packaging.
Sources: Tony Awards; Playbill; TheaterMania; BroadwayWorld; Ghostlight Records; Rolling Stone; Spotify; YouTube Music; Tunebat; Hal Leonard Musicroom.