The Whole "Being Dead" Thing, Pt. 2 Lyrics - Beetlejuice

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Beetlejuice Lyrics
  1. Act 1
  2. Prologue: Invisible - Lydia and Ensemble
  3. The Whole "Being Dead" Thing - Beetlejuice and Ensemble
  4. Ready, Set, Not Yet - Adam and Barbara
  5. The Whole "Being Dead" Thing, Pt. 2 - Beetlejuice and Ensemble
  6. The Whole "Being Dead" Thing, Pt. 3 - Beetlejuice
  7. Dead Mom - Lydia
  8. Fright of Their Lives - Beetlejuice, Adam, Barbara and Ensemble
  9. Ready Set, Not Yet (reprise) - Barbara and Adam
  10. No Reason - Delia and Lydia
  11. Invisible (Reprise) / On The Roof - Beetlejuice
  12. Say My Name - Beetlejuice, Lydia, Barbara and Adam
  13. Day-O (The Banana Boat Song) - Delia, Charles, Maxie, Maxine and Ensemble
  14. Act 2
  15. Girl Scout - Skye
  16. That Beautiful Sound - Beetlejuice, Lydia and Ensemble
  17. That Beautiful Sound (reprise) - Beetlejuice and Ensemble
  18. Barbara 2.0 - Barbara and Adam
  19. Good Old Fashioned Wedding - Beetlejuice
  20. What I Know Now - Miss Argentina and Ensemble
  21. Home - Lydia
  22. Creepy Old Guy - Lydia, Adam, Barbara, Beetlejuice, Charles, Delia and Ensemble
  23. Jump In The Line - Lydia, Barbara, Adam, Delia and Charles

The Whole "Being Dead" Thing, Pt. 2 Lyrics

Beetlejuice and Ensemble

The Whole "Being Dead" Thing, Pt. 2

[BEETLEJUICE, spoken:]
Ready? Okay!

[BEETLEJUICE, sung:]
Hi! I'll be your guide
I'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side
Don't go to the Netherworld-

[ADAM, spoken:]
Netherworld?

[BEETLEJUICE:]
Did I say Netherworld? Never mind
I'm the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-Q
And Jesus, I can't spell

[MINIONS:]
Hi! He'll be your guide
He'll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side

[BEETLEJUICE:]
Let's all get naked!

[ADAM & BARBARA:]
No!

[BEETLEJUICE:]
Eh, worth a try
I'm B-to-the-double-E-T-L-E to the J-U-I-C-E
Yeah!

[BARBARA, spoken:]
What is happening?

[BEETLEJUICE, spoken:]
I understand that it's a lot to process

[BEETLEJUICE, sung:]
But the good news is you and your spouse
Died in your own house
That gives you clout
That means the two of you should stick around

Lucky for you I dropped by
Yeah, you seem like nice guys
A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side
As for me, I've been scaring for millennia
I'm the bio-exorcist
Giving houses enemas
Flush out all the breathers
You can breathe easier
Stick with me
I'm like a ghost-zombie Jesus

[MINIONS:]
Ghost-zombie Jesus!

[BEETLEJUICE:]
And I do it for the love of it
Money? Ah, who gives a shit?
I think we're a perfect fit
Come on, let's make out a bit

[MINIONS:]
Yeah!
Dead!

[BEETLEJUICE:]
It's the perfect day to die
'Cause this guy happened to be passing by
To give you control of your soul
For the whole being dead thing

The whole being dead thing!
Oh yeah!




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