Like a Million Drunks... lyrics
Like a Million Drunks...
[BUD, spoken]
I... I can’t believe we’re almost to the end of the show
[DOUG, spoken]
I know!
I feel like?my?face is gonna?fall off!
I mean... think about it,?Bud...
The next time we see this show...
We’ll probably be sitting where they are
In the audience!
[BUD, spoken]
Yeah, and... and it’ll be like real dirt streets and...
And real animals and...
And instead of, like, two drunks, there’ll be...
Like a hundred drunks!
[DOUG, spoken]
Like a thousand drunks!
[BUD, spoken]
Like a million!
Like a million drunks
[DOUG, spoken]
What... um...
What was I supposed to talk about here?
[BUD, spoken]
Uh... suicide
[DOUG, spoken]
Suicide, yes
Now, did you notice how in that song
Helvetica kept singing about wanting to kill herself?
[BUD, spoken]
Suicide is never the answer
[DOUG, spoken]
It’s a permanent solution
To a temporary problem...
[BUD, spoken]
Unless you have a terminal illness
[DOUG, spoken]
Then it’s okay
Then you should do it
Last Update: October, 02nd 2023