Did Helvetica Actually Exist? lyrics
Did Helvetica Actually Exist?
[DOUG, spoken]
Wow
[BUD, spoken]
Always a very emotional moment for me
[DOUG, spoken]
Now, you’re probably sitting there and wondering to yourself
“Did?Helvetica?actually exist?”
[BUD, spoken]
Hmm... probably
[DOUG, spoken]
Yes!
History?tells us that, in olden times
There?were a lot of poor wenches
So chances are, if Helvetica did exist
Gutenberg probably knew her
[BUD, spoken]
Also, her name is a font
[DOUG, spoken]
But now it’s time to meet...
The bad guys!
[BUD, spoken]
Watch out!
Last Update: October, 02nd 2023