Neil's Turn lyrics
Neil's Turn
Have they all gone?
Yes! It`s neil`s turn
No more writers to whine
Now the whole show is mine
No more nathan
With his bean dip
Say goodnight, frankenstein
`Cause it`s my turn to shine
I can do all of their jobs
I can just play with these knobs
And i`ll sound fine
It`s a one-man
Like hal holbrook
Like that showcase for liza
It`s `neil with an i`
Hey felicia
You were great, kid
But you just had to die
`Cause there`s no `team` In `i`
I`ll sing my own harmonies
I`ll go as low as i please
Or i`ll go high
Welcome everybody to my commentary
I`ve got so much talent it`s a little scary
Is my every random thought insightful ` Very
Not just entertaining; i`m a luminary
I`ll charm the chicks
Are those things real` Ha!
Do magic tricks
Was it the three of clubs` Ho!
Lay down some tap
And i can rap
My name is neil and i`m here to say
No i can`t rap
That was painful
Let`s move on to the part
Where i talk about art
Look at that shot
We used cameras
There`s a boom guy in frame
He was great ` What`s his name`
What was his name`
What should i say`
The choices are endless
And here i am at last, alone, and friendless
No i`m not friendless
I`ve got some friends
They`ll be here when this ends
If this ends
What do i say
What does this switch do ` It turns out the lights
Now it`s dark and i`m lost and alone
And what`s with all these chords`
What`s with all these weird chords`
Somebody help
Somebody say cut
Somebody say action
Somebody say something
I`m so afraid
Somebody say cut
I`m so alone
Last Update: June, 10th 2013