Smart like That! Lyrics — Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The

Smart like That! Lyrics

Smart like That!

[Ben]
Can I try it?

[Tom]
What makes you think that I can let ya?
AS much as I'd like to say yes
I dare not let you try
You're just not qualified
And Aunt Polly is depending on my best

I'm sorry, old chap. I can't do it. Heck, I just told Sid to forget about it and he started bawlin'

[Ben]
Well fine! Cause I don't want to work anyway

[Both]
(Agreement)

[Tom]
Work?

It don't look like work
It don't smell like work
It don't feel like work to me
If it is or if it ain't
I've got no complaint
I only know it suits me to a tee
It don't feel like work to me
[Ben]
Come one, Tom, let me try it just once

[Tom]
I can't do it Ben

[Ben]
I'd let you try it if you was me, Tom!

What if I traded you an apple?
The buttons off my little sister's shoe?

[Tom]
I just don't think it's right

[Ben]
I'll be your friend for life
They'll never know we pulled a switcheroo

[Tom]
No

[Ben]
I'll be you a doorknob
And some kite string
A one eyed chicken that my ma won't ever miss
Here's my lucky lady big
I got a bucket full o' slugs
Here's a tooth that I been savin' I's six
[Tom]
You don't know what a sacrifice this is

[Ben]
Yahoo!
It don't look like work
It don't smell like work
It don't feel like work to me

[Tom]
Well if it is or if it ain't

[Ben]
I've got no complaint
I only know it suits me to a tee

[Both]
It don't feel like work to me

[Joe]
Let me try it!

[Lyle]
Me first!

[George]
Come on, Tom!
[Tom]
Whoa now, one at a time
Now watcha got?

[George]
I've got a top!

[Alfred]
I've got a marble!

[Lyle]
You can have the shirt off my back, it's nice and cool!

[Tom]
Joe Harper

[Joe]
I got my sword, but you can't have that

[Tom]
Fine, don't paint

[Joe]
Oh all right

[Tom]
Smart like that
People are smart like that

[Huck]
Bless my stars

[Tom]
Folks 'round here are so dang bright
I don't know how they can sleep at night
They spot a lie
Identify a fake in nothing flat
What I wouldn't give, to be smart like that

[Both]
What I wouldn't give to be smart like that

[Ben]
It takes a certain special artist
If you're gonna pain a fence just right

[Tom]
You've got to hold the brush just so

[Both]
Move it to and fro
And make it just the proper shade of white

[George]
The first coat most anyone can do it

[George and Lyle]
The second coat you have to go real slow

[Joe]
When I'm done ev'ry one will say "I knew it"

[Tom]
"That boy's another Michaelangelo"

[Boys]
Who?

[Tom]
Smart like that
People are

[Huck]
Smart like that

[All but Huck and Tom]
Bless my stars

[Tom and Huck]
Folks 'round here are so dang bright
I wonder how they can sleep at night

[Tom]
They can spot a lie

[Huck]
Indentify

[Both]
A fake in nothing flat
What I wouldn't give, to be smart like that
What I wouldn't give, to be smart like that

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Song Overview

Smart Like That lyrics by The Adventures of Tom Sawyer original Broadway cast
The cast plays "Smart Like That" in a widely shared school production clip.

Review and Highlights

Quick summary

  • What it is: The fence-whitewashing con as a fast, comic ensemble number.
  • Who sings it: Tom Sawyer, Ben Rogers, and the boys.
  • Where it appears: Act I, early - the moment Tom turns punishment into profit.
  • Why it matters: It proves Tom is not only mischievous, he is a little producer with a gift for selling the story of the job, not the job itself.
Scene from Smart Like That by The Adventures of Tom Sawyer cast
"Smart Like That" in the same clip.

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (2001) - stage musical - non-diegetic. Act I ensemble number. Placement: Tom has been assigned fence duty, then flips the power dynamic by making the boys beg for the privilege of painting. Why it matters: this is the show saying, in bright stage language, that Tom's true skill is persuasion. He can choreograph a crowd with a grin.

The number works because it treats bargaining as choreography. Each kid arrives with the same instinct - mock, resist, posture - and Tom redirects that energy into a line at his elbow. In performance, the laughs land best when the boys think they are winning. Tom should look busy, not smug; he is conducting a scam like it is a civic service.

Creation History

Ken Ludwig conceived and wrote the book, and Don Schlitz wrote music and lyrics. In MTI's synopsis, this scene is singled out as the classic Tom move: tricking classmates into whitewashing and paying him for it. On Broadway, the show opened at the Minskoff Theatre on April 26, 2001, and the IBDB song list places this number in Act I with Tom, Ben Rogers, and the boys, which tells you the staging logic right away: it is a peer-group machine, not a solo turn.

Song Meaning and Annotations

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer cast performing Smart Like That
Comedy beats that show how Tom flips the room.

Plot

Tom is stuck with a chore that should ruin his day. Instead, he reframes the chore as a rare privilege and watches the other boys compete to participate. What begins as a punishment becomes a market. The scene caps his early character introduction: the town can lecture him, but his peers are easier to manage, because their pride is the lever.

Song Meaning

This is Tom learning capitalism with a paintbrush. The song is not about paint; it is about value. Tom does not change the work, he changes the story around the work, and the story is what everyone pays for. That is the musical's neatest translation of Twain: a boy using language and performance to survive the adult world before he is even allowed in it.

Annotations

Fence as theatre: Tom sells access, not labor.

Stage the fence like a spotlight. The more "important" the fence looks, the easier it is to believe the boys would beg to take part. A good director lets the fence become a tiny proscenium.

Peer pressure in harmony: The boys' chorus is the sound of competition.

When the ensemble locks into unison, it should feel like a schoolyard agreement forming in real time. They are not following Tom because he is strong, they are following him because the group has decided it is embarrassing not to.

Ben Rogers as foil: The first skeptic is the first customer.

Ben's shift matters. If his resistance melts too quickly, Tom looks lucky. If it melts slowly, Tom looks strategic. The song is more satisfying when Tom has to work for the first conversion.

Style fusion and rhythmic drive

It plays like Americana-flavored Broadway comedy: crisp diction on top, a propulsive beat underneath, and a lot of room for physical business. Think of it as a bargaining dance. The pulse should keep nudging the scene forward, so the scheme feels inevitable.

Shot of Smart Like That by The Adventures of Tom Sawyer cast
One frame of the fence-con in motion.

Technical Information (Quick Facts)

  • Song: Smart Like That
  • Artist: The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Original Broadway Cast
  • Featured: Tom Sawyer, Ben Rogers, and boys ensemble
  • Composer: Don Schlitz
  • Producer: Not publicly listed for a commercial cast album release
  • Release Date: April 26, 2001 (Broadway opening date)
  • Genre: Musical theatre
  • Instruments: Pit orchestra with ensemble vocals
  • Label: Not publicly listed
  • Mood: Brisk, playful, competitive
  • Length: Estimated duration 3 min 38 sec (MTI show extraction listing)
  • Track #: Act I ensemble number
  • Language: English
  • Album: Licensed show materials and circulating recordings
  • Music style: Comic ensemble scene song with Americana color
  • Poetic meter: Mixed (speech-forward comic writing)

Frequently Asked Questions

Who sings "Smart Like That" in the Broadway song list?
Tom Sawyer, Ben Rogers, and the boys ensemble.
What scene does the song cover?
The fence-whitewashing con: Tom persuades other boys to paint for him, then collects payment.
Is the number diegetic?
No. It is a stage musical scene song that dramatizes the moment rather than pretending the characters are "really" singing.
What is the simplest acting objective for Tom?
Make the chore look exclusive. He is selling status, and the paint is just the wrapper.
How can Ben Rogers be played without flattening the joke?
As a skeptic who wants to be seen as a skeptic. His pride is what Tom negotiates with.
What is a common staging pitfall?
Letting the boys line up too neatly too soon. The scene should feel like a messy marketplace that gradually becomes organized.
Is there a Theatre for Young Audiences version with this song?
Yes. MTI lists "Smart Like That" in the one-act TYA edition song list.
Does the song have a published commercial chart history?
Not in the standard chart archives used for pop single tracking.
What key and length does MTI list for a show extraction?
Starting key F, estimated duration 3 min 38 sec.

Awards and Chart Positions

The song itself is not tied to a standard singles marketplace, so chart peaks and certifications are not part of its public record. The Broadway production, however, earned major design recognition: IBDB lists 2001 Tony nominations for Scenic Design (Heidi Ettinger) and Lighting Design (Kenneth Posner), plus a Drama Desk nomination for Outstanding Orchestrations (Michael Starobin). Joshua Park, the original Tom, won a Theatre World Award for his Broadway debut, as reported by Playbill.

Award body Year Recognition Named recipient(s)
Tony Awards 2001 Nominations Heidi Ettinger (Scenic Design), Kenneth Posner (Lighting Design)
Drama Desk Awards 2001 Nomination Michael Starobin (Outstanding Orchestrations)
Theatre World Awards 2001 Win Joshua Park (Outstanding Broadway debut)

Additional Info

MTI's synopsis calls out this scene as a signature beat, and that is not just nostalgia for the novel. In a musical, the fence con is a perfect excuse for ensemble math: each new boy is a fresh bargaining unit, each offer can be played as a rhythmic escalation, and the chorus can show how a group opinion forms. A director who likes clean storytelling can stage the number almost like a demonstration: watch the commodity change hands, watch the hierarchy flip, watch Tom discover that rhetoric is a tool as sharp as any pocketknife.

Key Contributors

Entity Type Relationship (S-V-O)
Don Schlitz Person Schlitz wrote the music and lyrics for the musical.
Ken Ludwig Person Ludwig conceived and wrote the book.
Michael Starobin Person Starobin orchestrated the Broadway production music.
Music Theatre International Organization MTI licenses the show and publishes synopsis and song listings.
Internet Broadway Database Organization IBDB documents the Broadway production, song list, and award nominations.
Joshua Park Person Park originated Tom Sawyer on Broadway and received a Theatre World Award.

Sources

Sources: Music Theatre International show page and synopsis, Internet Broadway Database production record, Playbill obituary note on Theatre World Award, Ken Ludwig official show page



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