Dog Eat Dog Lyrics - Les Miserables

Dog Eat Dog Lyrics

Leo Burmester

Dog Eat Dog

[THÉNARDIER is picking through the corpses in the sewers)

THENARDIER
Here's a hint of gold
Stuck into a tooth
Pardon me M'sieur
You won't be needing it no more.
Shouldn't be too hard to sell.
Add it to the pile
Add it to the stock
Here among the sewer rats
A breath away from Hell
You get accustomed to the smell.

Well someone's got to clean 'em up, my friends
Bodies on the highway
Law and order upside down
Someone's got to collect their odds and ends
As a service to the town!

(Valjean arrives, carrying MARIUS.
VALJEAN collapses)

(THENARDIER robs marius)

Here's a tasty ring
Pretty little thing
Wouldn't want to waste it
That would really be a crime
Thank you sir, I'm in your debt
Here's another toy
Take it off the boy
His heart's no longer going
And he's lived his little time
But his watch is ticking yet!

Well, someone's got to clean them up, my friends
Before the little harvest
Disappears into the mud
Someone's got to collect their odds and ends
When the gutters run with blood.

It's a world where the dog eats the dog
Where they kill for bones in the street
And God in His Heaven
He don't interfere
'Cause he's dead as the stiffs at my feet
I raise my eyes to see the heavens
And only the moon looks down
The harvest moon shines down!

(He turns over Valjean's body, recognizes him, and leaves.
Eventually, Valjean picks up Marius again and walks
through the sewers. As they emerge, they meet Javert)


VALJEAN
It's you, Javert!
I knew you wouldn't wait too long
The faithful servant at his post once more!
This man's done no wrong,
And he needs a doctor's care.

JAVERT
I warned you I would not give in
I won't be swayed

VALJEAN
Another hour yet
And then I'm yours
And all our debts are paid.

JAVERT
The man of mercy comes again
And talks of justice

JAVERT
Come, time is running short
Look down, Javert
He's standing in his grave
Give way, Javert
There is a life to save.

JAVERT(overlapping)
Take him Valjean,
Before I change my mind
I will be waiting
24601.

(Valjean carries Marius off)


Song Overview

Leo Burmester is singing the 'Dog Eats Dog' lyrics in the music video.
Leo Burmester is singing the 'Dog Eats Dog' lyrics in the music video.

“Dog Eats Dog” lurks in Les Misérables like a goblin grin in the dark: short, sinister, and unapologetically mercenary. Sung by Leo Burmester on the original Broadway cast recording, this grisly show-tune is less about dreamers and freedom fighters, more about opportunists who profit when ideals bleed out. Burmester’s gravelly tone, the rag-picker rhythm, and a sewer-black sense of humor make the track a sly palate-cleanser – or perhaps a palate-soil. Either way, the song’s blunt truth packs a wallop in barely three minutes.

Song Credits

  • Artist: Leo Burmester
  • Song Title: Dog Eats Dog
  • Album: Les Misérables – Original Broadway Cast Recording
  • Producers: Alain Boublil & Claude-Michel Schönberg
  • Composers: Claude-Michel Schönberg, lyrics adaptation by Herbert Kretzmer, original French text by Alain Boublil
  • Release Date: March 1987
  • Genre: Musical theatre, dark cabaret show-tune
  • Length: 2 min 58 sec
  • Mood: Macabre, sardonic, streetwise
  • Label: Geffen Records
  • Instruments: Accordion, muted brass, double-bass, percussion with chain-clang effects
  • Copyright © 1987 Alain Boublil Music Ltd. / Claude-Michel Schönberg

Song Meaning and Annotations

Leo Burmester performing song Dog Eats Dog
Performance in the music video.

This is the musical’s moral inversion scene. After barricades crumble and patriots lie in pools of yesterday’s courage, Thénardier slithers through the Paris sewers, stripping the fallen of trinkets. The waltz-like 3/4 pulse feels almost jaunty – a devil’s carousel – while Leo Burmester delivers lines with the smirk of a black-market priest blessing his own loot. The music fuses French folk motifs with Weill-esque satire, letting a squeezebox pulse bump against brassy rat-a-tat, so every grin lands with a musical wink.

Emotionally, the arc is simple: smug amusement curdles into cosmic nihilism. The petty thief’s mantra (“Someone’s got to clean them up, my friends”) sounds like civic pride, yet every word drips greed. By the bridge he’s gone full theologian-of-decay, declaring God as lifeless as the corpses beneath him – reinforcement that Les Misérables never sugar-coats the price of revolution.

Culturally, the scene echoes 19th-century “resurrection men,” scavengers who raided graves for profit. Thénardier likewise raids freshly dead patriots, only here the battlefields are half-submerged and literal hell-smoke wafts from below the city. No table-cloth thievery this time; it’s loot with rigor mortis still clinging.

“It’s a world where the dog eats the dog / And they kill for the bones in the street.”

The canine metaphor cuts two ways: Paris has chewed its young, and low-born curs like Thénardier now gnaw what’s left. Irony drips thicker than sewer sludge – our grifter preaches natural selection while living off scraps of heroes. The line “Harvest moon shines down” is a sickle-sharp pastoral image, contrasting lunar serenity with carnage underfoot. Sunlight would sting; moonlight simply observes.

Verse Breakdown

Opening Stanza

Ripping gold from a tooth sets the pragmatic tone. The audience winces, realizing ideals have decomposed into commodity.

Refrain

Those jaunty “Someone’s got to clean them up” refrains mock civic order. Here, public service equals private plunder – satire worthy of Brecht.

Bridge – “Dog eats dog”

The tempo slows, harmony darkens. We slip from street hustle into existential shrug. The deity is a no-show, the law is a corpse, only lunar voyeurism remains.

Annotations

In the musical, Mme. Thénardier is absent in "Dog Eats Dog." Interestingly, in Victor Hugo’s novel, she is already dead by this point, but the musical later reveals that she is alive, appearing again in the wedding scene.

Thénardier’s opening line about the sewers being "the nearest to Hell" works on several levels. He is underground, supposedly close to Hell itself. Morally, his actions, stealing from the dead, are depraved, aligning him with Hell’s wickedness. And humorously, the stench is so overpowering it could easily belong to a place of torment. Still, Thénardier, ever the opportunist, is unbothered by the filth if it means profit.

Throughout the song, Thénardier sarcastically justifies his looting, pretending it's for noble reasons like debt repayment or the good of the town. The audience, however, clearly sees through his self-serving lies. His dark irony deepens when he labels his grotesque plundering as a "harvest," as if the battlefield is nothing more than a field ripe for the taking. His casual dehumanization shows how greed can be just as corrosive as Javert’s rigid devotion to the law.

There’s a bitter irony when Thénardier robs Marius. In the novel, Marius feels indebted to Thénardier for "saving" his father at Waterloo; it's a rescue that was just a case of Thénardier robbing the wounded Pontmercy. Thénardier spun the story to cover his tracks, setting up a false narrative that haunts Marius later.

When Thénardier boasts that "God's not around" to judge him, it’s a direct contrast to Mme. Thénardier’s earlier claim in “The Waltz of Treachery” that their actions are what "Christians must do." His atheistic declaration confirms his lack of a moral compass. Fascinatingly, his belief that God is absent echoes philosophical ideas that wouldn’t become widely known until Nietzsche and Heidegger’s writings decades later.

Thénardier’s line about a "harvest moon" is a bit of a misfire in timing—harvest moons typically occur in September, while the barricade events take place in early June. Still, the phrase fits his macabre logic: for him, the battlefield is a bountiful harvest.

Finally, when Thénardier uncovers Marius, he recognizes him not just by appearance, but by the branding scar on his chest—a small but significant detail that ties back to the musical’s web of debts, identities, and twisted loyalties.

Similar Songs

Thumbnail from Dog Eats Dog lyric video by Leo Burmester
A screenshot from the 'Dog Eats Dog' music video.
  1. “Master of the House” – Alun Armstrong
    Though earlier in the same musical, this tavern romp shares Thénardier’s wheedling charm. Both tunes swing in 3/4, both flaunt comic relief, yet “Master of the House” couches cynicism in boozy warmth, while “Dog Eats Dog” strips joy bare. The former grins at petty fraud; the latter digs through viscera. Still, each track spotlights the bourgeois hyena amid loftier heroes, showing Leo Burmester’s lineage back to Armstrong’s original British wit.
  2. “A Little Priest” – Angela Lansbury & Len Cariou (Sweeney Todd)
    Two sociopaths discuss meat pies; a thief inventories pocket-watches. Both songs use wicked humor to sanitize violence. Musically they share music-hall DNA: staccato strings, carousel rhythms, rhyme-heavy patter. Where “Dog Eats Dog” lashes out at God’s absence, “A Little Priest” parodies class hierarchy via cannibalism. Five minutes with either number and you’ll question your own nervous laughter.
  3. “When You’re Good to Mama” – Queen Latifah (film Chicago)
    Velma wants headlines, Thénardier wants gold, Mama Morton wants kickbacks – different eras, same transactional ethos. Kander & Ebb’s jazzy bump-and-grind mirrors Boublil & Schönberg’s carnival bounce in structure: a solo charisma showcase, vamping horns responding to sly vocals. Both songs twist audience complicity; applause becomes payment. Under the brass, the moral remains: kindness is currency.

Questions and Answers

Scene from Dog Eats Dog track by Leo Burmester
Visual effects scene from 'Dog Eats Dog'.
Why does Thénardier call the moon a “harvest moon”?
The line paints the sewer as a gruesome field and corpses as crops. The harvest moon traditionally guides farmers late into night; here it guides a scavenger harvesting trinkets.
Is this song present in Victor Hugo’s original novel?
Not verbatim. Hugo does depict Thénardier robbing corpses in the sewers, but the specific “dog eats dog” phrasing and jaunty melody are Boublil & Schönberg’s theatrical inventions.
What inspired the grim humor?
Satires by Brecht and the Grand Guignol tradition influenced Schönberg’s decision to lace horror with vaudeville bounce, underscoring Parisian decadence without monologue fatigue.
Why does Leo Burmester’s delivery feel half-spoken?
He leans into patter-song technique, prioritizing diction over legato to mimic street hawkers. The half-spoken phrasing lets dark comedy land between sung notes.
Does God’s “death” here echo Nietzsche?
Yes, albeit glibly. Thénardier appropriates the idea for shock value, casting himself as street-corner philosopher who excuses crime by declaring the divine absent.

Awards and Chart Positions

While “Dog Eats Dog” never charted as a single, its parent recording, Les Misérables – Original Broadway Cast Recording, won the 1988 Grammy Award for Best Musical Show Album and spent 176 weeks on Billboard’s Top Cast Albums chart. The song thus shares in the album’s multi-platinum certification and its 1987 Tony Award gala spotlight.

Fan and Media Reactions

Listeners relish the morbid comedy – proof that even tragedy needs a crooked grin. Below are snippets from comment threads and critic blurbs:

“When Leo growls ‘God in His heaven,’ I get chills. It’s savage and gorgeous in the ugliest way.” – @BarricadeDreams, YouTube
“Musicals usually hide gore; this track doubles down on it, and I adore the audacity.” Playbill reader review
“It’s the anti-hero anthem nobody asked for but we secretly need.” – @SewerRat76, YouTube
“The accordion riff is practically laughing at us.” TheatreMania comment section
“Burmester turns pick-pocketing into performance art.” – Broadway archivist panel

Even decades on, the track garners thousands of weekly streams. Some fans dwell on its gallows humor; others admire the vocal acting master-class. Either way, Dog Eats Dog endures as musical theatre’s most gloriously grubby detour.



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