The Crime lyrics
I think the rhino blew it, though I don?t suppose he knew it wasn?t really his to chew, it?s getting daft!
The Parsee took a beating, and his stove is overheating maybe we should be retreating to the raft.
Living on this island, used to be a simple aim, we may be purists.
But since we?ve had tourists, it hasn?t been the same.
Not one morsel
No choc chip
Nothing for this worthy trip
since that rhino came for tea
That loathsome oaf who stole our loaf
He?ll regret it, that he ate it. He?s met his match the cake Parsee
the cake Parsee Last Update: June, 10th 2013