On the Highway of Love lyrics

- I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change

On the Highway of Love lyrics

On the Highway of Love

Man:
In my home I?m not the boss
With my kids I?m at a loss
My life seems close, but no cigar
I've been jilted by my lucky star
Well thank god, at least I?ve got my car

Woman (speaking):
Okay everyone in.
Okay I?ll keep the mousse cake on my lap.
Ready when you are and no fighting

Man:
When I'm drivin?, I?m the king of my domain

Woman (speaking):
Be careful pulling out

Man:
when I'm drivin im a beast without a chain

Woman (speaking):
Slow, slow! We?re not in a hurry

Man:
When I?m drivin I?m a force you can?t restrain

Woman (speaking):
Put on your blinker, people aren?t mind readers

Man:
But on the highway of love she's drivin me insane

Woman:
Keep your eyes on the road

Man:
Keep your thoughts in your head

Woman:
keep your hands on the wheel

Man:
Shut your mouth or your dead

Woman:
I should've taken a cab

Man:
You should've taken a pill

Both:
When automobile-ing, we're not too appealing

Kids:
When their driving,
All they ever do is complain

Woman (speaking):
Watch. Watch.

Man (speaking):
La. La. La. I can?t hear you

Kids:
When their driving
it's a verbal hurricane

Woman (speaking):
Help me

Man (speaking):
Get in the car crazy lady

Kids:
When their driving we get a large migraine

Man (speaking):
You know so much, you take the wheel

Woman (speaking):
No!

Kids:
On the highway of love their driving us insane!

Man (speaking):
My wife, a mere passenger in my machine,
seems to think it?s her job to share her relentless opinions with the pilot.
But remember all of those James Bond movies;
the ones with all those cool cars with those ejector seats,
all I?m saying is General Motors could make a fortune.
I thank you very much

Woman (speaking):
Ya know, my husband has a heavy foot, which goes along with a heavy head.
You think he would view driving as a simple means of getting from somewhere to
somewhere else. Instead, he must view it as a right of manhood, a test of testosterone.
If you ask me, it?s no coincidence that the stick shift is shaped like
the male sex organ. I thank you.

Woman:
At home we don?t fight

Man:
At home we don?t yell

Both:
By once we start the car, the marriage goes to hell

Kids (speaking):
Daddy, are we there yet
I?ve gotta pee

Woman (speaking):
You?re gonna hit something

Dad (speaking):
Will you all shut up?

All:
Were losing our grip on this family trip
When were driving our fights are high octane

Woman (speaking):
This man is trying to kill me (woman)

All:
When were driving were obnoxious and profane

Man (speaking):
God-dammit! Don?t make me stop this car.

All:
When were driving were in a lot of pain

Man (speaking):
We?re blowing up dysfunctional (man)

All:
On the highway of love

Both:
We scream till were horse

All:
On the highway of love

Kids:
They outta get a divorce

All:
On the highway of love

Woman (speaking):
Okay, that wasn?t so bad
Okay, you park the car
I?ll take the mousse cake
No ah Emma, make sure you kiss all your relatives
And don?t tell anyone they?re getting fat

Man (speaking):
Hey, made good time

Man:
Forever shall I reign,
Whoa, yea!

Man (speaking):
Love ya babe!

[Thanks to Shelby for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 10th 2013


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