On the Highway of Love lyrics
On the Highway of Love
Man:
In my home I?m not the boss
With my kids I?m at a loss
My life seems close, but no cigar
I've been jilted by my lucky star
Well thank god, at least I?ve got my car
Woman (speaking):
Okay everyone in.
Okay I?ll keep the mousse cake on my lap.
Ready when you are and no fighting
Man:
When I'm drivin?, I?m the king of my domain
Woman (speaking):
Be careful pulling out
Man:
when I'm drivin im a beast without a chain
Woman (speaking):
Slow, slow! We?re not in a hurry
Man:
When I?m drivin I?m a force you can?t restrain
Woman (speaking):
Put on your blinker, people aren?t mind readers
Man:
But on the highway of love she's drivin me insane
Woman:
Keep your eyes on the road
Man:
Keep your thoughts in your head
Woman:
keep your hands on the wheel
Man:
Shut your mouth or your dead
Woman:
I should've taken a cab
Man:
You should've taken a pill
Both:
When automobile-ing, we're not too appealing
Kids:
When their driving,
All they ever do is complain
Woman (speaking):
Watch. Watch.
Man (speaking):
La. La. La. I can?t hear you
Kids:
When their driving
it's a verbal hurricane
Woman (speaking):
Help me
Man (speaking):
Get in the car crazy lady
Kids:
When their driving we get a large migraine
Man (speaking):
You know so much, you take the wheel
Woman (speaking):
No!
Kids:
On the highway of love their driving us insane!
Man (speaking):
My wife, a mere passenger in my machine,
seems to think it?s her job to share her relentless opinions with the pilot.
But remember all of those James Bond movies;
the ones with all those cool cars with those ejector seats,
all I?m saying is General Motors could make a fortune.
I thank you very much
Woman (speaking):
Ya know, my husband has a heavy foot, which goes along with a heavy head.
You think he would view driving as a simple means of getting from somewhere to
somewhere else. Instead, he must view it as a right of manhood, a test of testosterone.
If you ask me, it?s no coincidence that the stick shift is shaped like
the male sex organ. I thank you.
Woman:
At home we don?t fight
Man:
At home we don?t yell
Both:
By once we start the car, the marriage goes to hell
Kids (speaking):
Daddy, are we there yet
I?ve gotta pee
Woman (speaking):
You?re gonna hit something
Dad (speaking):
Will you all shut up?
All:
Were losing our grip on this family trip
When were driving our fights are high octane
Woman (speaking):
This man is trying to kill me (woman)
All:
When were driving were obnoxious and profane
Man (speaking):
God-dammit! Don?t make me stop this car.
All:
When were driving were in a lot of pain
Man (speaking):
We?re blowing up dysfunctional (man)
All:
On the highway of love
Both:
We scream till were horse
All:
On the highway of love
Kids:
They outta get a divorce
All:
On the highway of love
Woman (speaking):
Okay, that wasn?t so bad
Okay, you park the car
I?ll take the mousse cake
No ah Emma, make sure you kiss all your relatives
And don?t tell anyone they?re getting fat
Man (speaking):
Hey, made good time
Man:
Forever shall I reign,
Whoa, yea!
Man (speaking):
Love ya babe!
[Thanks to Shelby for lyrics]
Last Update: June, 10th 2013