This Show Is Not About Biscuits! Lyrics > Gutenberg! The Musical!

[DOUG, spoken]
Now... I know you’re probably sitting there and thinking to yourself
“That song had nothing to?do?with anything!”

[BUD, spoken]
“This show?it not about biscuits!”

[DOUG, spoken]
“So what are?we doing?!”
Well, people like me and Bud call a song?like?that...
A?charm song

[BUD, spoken]
But Doug,?why do we?need a charm song?

[DOUG, spoken]
Well, a charm song give the audience a break
From watching the stuff they actually care about
You don’t care about biscuits!

So let’s get back to...
The story
Last Update: October, 02nd 2023