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I Can’t Read (Reprise) Lyrics
[DOUG, spoken]
Scene 5
The streets of Schlimmer
[BUD, spoken]
The sky is sad and the air smells like trash
Young Monk?is?walking in the?rain
[DOUG (as Young Monk)]
I’m just too dumb to understand
Why?he treats me like a dog
Like a dog
I...
I can’t read
I can’t read
I don’t know how to read
Why can’t someone teach me how to...
Read?
Last Update: October, 02nd 2023
Gutenberg! The Musical! Lyrics
- OK! Here We Go!
- Prologue/Schlimmer
- Friendly...but Also Suspicious.
- I Can’t Read
- Did Helvetica Actually Exist?
- Haunted German Wood
- The Press Song
- I Can’t Read (Reprise)
- A Giant Tree...Of Goodness
- Biscuits!
- This Show Is Not About Biscuits!
- What’s the Word?
- Helvetica Is Crying in Her Bucket
- Stop the Press
- Now Anything Can Happen!
- Tomorrow Is Tonight
- Here We Go Again! The Second Act!
- Second Prologue
- Words, Words, Words
- Monk With Me
- (Might as Well) Go to Hell
- Like a Million Drunks...
- Festival!
- Finale