Did Helvetica Actually Exist? Lyrics > Gutenberg! The Musical!
Did Helvetica Actually Exist? Lyrics
[DOUG, spoken]
Wow
[BUD, spoken]
Always a very emotional moment for me
[DOUG, spoken]
Now, you’re probably sitting there and wondering to yourself
“Did?Helvetica?actually exist?”
[BUD, spoken]
Hmm... probably
[DOUG, spoken]
Yes!
History?tells us that, in olden times
There?were a lot of poor wenches
So chances are, if Helvetica did exist
Gutenberg probably knew her
[BUD, spoken]
Also, her name is a font
[DOUG, spoken]
But now it’s time to meet...
The bad guys!
[BUD, spoken]
Watch out!
Last Update: October, 02nd 2023
Gutenberg! The Musical! Lyrics
- OK! Here We Go!
- Prologue/Schlimmer
- Friendly...but Also Suspicious.
- I Can’t Read
- Did Helvetica Actually Exist?
- Haunted German Wood
- The Press Song
- I Can’t Read (Reprise)
- A Giant Tree...Of Goodness
- Biscuits!
- This Show Is Not About Biscuits!
- What’s the Word?
- Helvetica Is Crying in Her Bucket
- Stop the Press
- Now Anything Can Happen!
- Tomorrow Is Tonight
- Here We Go Again! The Second Act!
- Second Prologue
- Words, Words, Words
- Monk With Me
- (Might as Well) Go to Hell
- Like a Million Drunks...
- Festival!
- Finale