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Festival! Lyrics
[DOUG, spoken]
Scene four
The next morning
Today is the day of the German celebration
Known as āFestivalā
[BUD, spoken]
Dawn is beginning?to?break over the?town of Schlimmer
Beef Fat Trimmer steps?forward
Through the stinky morning mist
[DOUG [as Beef Fat Trimmer](BUD [as Daughter])]
The sun, it rises in the East
I smell bread rising with the yeast
For today is no ordinary day
Itās the day... of Festival
(Today I dance)
This sun, it rises in the East (At Festival)
(In knee-rosen pants)
I smell bread rising with the yeast
(Yeah, thatās the festival)
[BOTH (as Beef Fat Trimmer and Daughter)]
For today is no ordinary day
Itās the day of Festival
[BUD, spoken]
We see Gutenberg pulling a wagon
With the printing press inside
It is covered with a sheet
He is going to the town square
He still does not know the printing press has been destroyed
[DOUG (as Johan Gutenberg)]
Theyāll go nuts
And lift me in their arms
When I show āem my press
Iām takinā to festival
[BUD (as Helvetica)]
Oh Gutenberg, Iām sorry
[DOUG (as Johan Gutenberg)]
Iām so psyched!
[BUD (as Helvetica)]
Forgive me!
[DOUG (as Johan Gutenberg)]
Iāll be even more well liked!
[BUD (as Helvetica)]
And the town will have his head
Once they see the printing press is dead!
(as Daughter)
Today I dance
[DOUG [as Beef Fat Trimmer] (BUD [as Helvetica])]
The sun, it rises in the east
(Oh Gutenberg)
[BUD (as Daughter)]
At the Festival
[DOUG [as Johan Gutenberg] (BUD [as Helvetica])]
Gutenberg, Gutenberg, Gutenberg, Gutenberg, Gutenberg
(Will you ever for-)
[BUD (as Daughter)]
In knee-rosen pants
[DOUG [as Beef Fat Trimmer] (BUD [as Helvetica])]
The sun is rising
(I smashed your press)
[BUD (as Daughter)]
Thatās the best
[DOUG [as Johan Gutenberg] (BUD [as Helvetica])]
Gutenberg, Gutenberg, Gutenberg, Gutenberg, Gutenberg
(Now Iām a mess)
[BOTH (as All)]
For today is no ordinary day
Itās the day...
[BUD (as Daughter)]
The blessed day
[BOTH (as All)]
...of Festival
[BOTH (as Drunk #1 and Drunk #2), spoken]
Itās the festival!
[DOUG (as Drunk #1), spoken]
Iām still drunk!
[BUD (as Drunk #2), spoken]
Iām always drunk!
[BOTH (as Drunk #1 and Drunk #2)]
Festival
Itās the best of all
Itās the crest of all our desires
Festival
Take the rest of all of the festivals
To the fires
[DOUG (as Drunk #1)]
There is so much food and drink
[BUD (as Drunk #2)]
Thereās just enough to make you faint
[DOUG (as Drunk #1)]
I wish itād all be tickled pink
[BOTH (as Drunk #1 and Drunk #2)]
Iām tellinā yāall, letās dance!
[DOUG (as Johan Gutenberg), spoken]
Itās Monk!
[BUD (as Monk)]
Donāt forget, I met the devil
In a haunted German wood
Iām a terrible monk and Iāve got a plan
And itās happeninā like it should!
Now the girlās in trouble
And his press is rubble
And his Guten-bubbleās gonna burst!
Ha!
Iāll just wait and see
Wine man Mr. G
As they roast him like a bratwurst
Ha!
[DOUG (as Young Monk)]
Why does he have to be so bad?!
[BUD (as Flower Girl)]
Iāve got daffodils
And some roses too
But you canāt have one
(spoken)
BECAUSE YOUāRE A JEW!!!
[DOUG (as Johan Gutenberg)]
Oh flower girl!
Why must you have this ridiculous hatred of the Jews?
Itās irrational and itās wrong
It hurts me to see my fellow townspeople
Acting this way
Just think of where all this hatred could lead
Before you know it
We could be in the middle
Of a Second World War
And thatās why I have something under this sheet
That could unite us all
[BUD, spoken]
Everyone gasps
[DOUG (as Johan Gutenberg), spoken]
Oh no!
[BUD (as Monk), spoken]
Well, well, well
What have we here?
[DOUG (as Johan Gutenberg), spoken]
It was a... printing press
[BUD (as Monk), spoken)]
A printing press?!
Whatās that for?
[DOUG (as Johan Gutenberg), spoken]
It was going to... change the world
[BUD (as Monk), spoken]
Get him!
[DOUG, spoken]
The townspeople converge
And attack Gutenberg
They are filled with irrational mob mentality
And soon collect wood
Light a fire
And burn Gutenberg alive
Lights shift
Last Update: October, 02nd 2023
Gutenberg! The Musical! Lyrics
- OK! Here We Go!
- Prologue/Schlimmer
- Friendly...but Also Suspicious.
- I Canāt Read
- Did Helvetica Actually Exist?
- Haunted German Wood
- The Press Song
- I Canāt Read (Reprise)
- A Giant Tree...Of Goodness
- Biscuits!
- This Show Is Not About Biscuits!
- Whatās the Word?
- Helvetica Is Crying in Her Bucket
- Stop the Press
- Now Anything Can Happen!
- Tomorrow Is Tonight
- Here We Go Again! The Second Act!
- Second Prologue
- Words, Words, Words
- Monk With Me
- (Might as Well) Go to Hell
- Like a Million Drunks...
- Festival!
- Finale