Now Anything Can Happen! Lyrics > Gutenberg! The Musical!

[DOUG, spoken]
Monk and Helvetica just destroyed the printing press
Think about that for a second

[BUD, spoken]
Yeah, let me?say?something
History does not?always happen like we think!

[DOUG, spoken]
History is?not always like they say
In the so-called “history books”!
Also... this may not have happened

[BUD, spoken]
But it could have!

[DOUG, spoken]
Yes!

[BUD, spoken]
Yes!

[DOUG, spoken]
You see
We realized once Gutenberg invented the printing press
There was no more story

[BUD, spoken]
Right! So...
We destroyed it!

[DOUG, spoken]
Now anything can happen!

[BUD, spoken]
Yes!
And what is about to happen
Is the big Act I finale
Now, as many of you already know
A hit Broadway musical always has to end its first act
With a big rock song

[DOUG, spoken]
That’s why we’re about to send you
Rockin’ to the restroom!
Last Update: October, 02nd 2023