Peas in a Pod lyrics
Peas in a Pod
[Edie](spoken)
Oh my goodness. Is this on the bill? It's one of my favorites.
[Edith](spoken)
Edie. Please.
[Edie](spoken)
It's the very first song you ever taught me. We used to sing it together.
(sung)
Given our amazing similarities
We could be a plate of eggs and ham.
A pair of canaries,
I shadow you like Mary's lamb
[Edith](spoken)
I'm sorry, I'm in no mood-
[Edie](spoken)
For me, Mother, please? I'll sing the man's part.
(sung)
Physically, a few discreet disparities
Ought to keep us happy as...
Happy as...
[Edith]
...As a clam
[Edie]
Why fight it, lady?
Our star is in ascendance!
Make me your matey-
[Edith & Edie]
And I'll give you my independence
[Gould](spoken)
Well, come on, Edith, don't tell me you forgot the staging.
[Edith](spoken)
I didn't forget it, I just don't want to do it.
[Gould](spoken)
Just do it and for God's sake, smile.
[Edie]
We're a bowl of peaches and cream.
[Edith]
The Dodgers and Brooklyn
[Edie]
A permanent team.
[Edith]
India and Gandhi
[Edie]
Dagwood and his Blondie.
[Edith & Edie]
Two peas in a pod
[Edie]
We're an act like Crosby and Hope.
[Edith]
A rosy complexion and Ivory Soap.
[Edie]
Pip and Miss Estella
[Edith]
Hedda and Louella
[Edith & Edie]
Two peas in a pod.
We stick together
Like a cushion and pins.
[Edie]
Birds of a feather
[Edith]
I'd say "Siamese twins."
[Edith & Edie]
Ever-aftering where
We will build a cozy retreat
Which no nosy neighbors
Can see from the street.
[Edie]
What need we Manhattan?
[Edith]
Just us and a cat in-
[Edith & Edie]
A cottage on Cape Cod
For two, please - two peas in a pod.
[Gould](spoken)
Oh come on, Edith. Dance! A soft shoe! How can you resist?
[Edith](spoken)
I can't help myself! It's the music and I'm its hapless victim!
[Gould](spoken)
Aren't we all, kid, aren't we all?
[Edith & Edie]
If by our devotion
Nature gets the notion
To send a gift from God,
Send two please.
[Edie]
Say kootchie-koo.
[Edith & Edie]
Cuties-
[Edith]
-In pink and blue.
[Edith & Edie]
Two, please - two peas in a pod.
Two peas in a pod.
Two peas in a pod.
Last Update: June, 10th 2013