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If You Could See Her Lyrics — Cabaret

If You Could See Her Lyrics

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EMCEE:
I know what you're thinking?
You wonder why I chose her
Out of all the ladies in the world.
That's just a first impression?
What good's a first impression?
If you knew her like I do,
It would change your point of view.

If you could see her through my eyes,
You wouldn't wonder at all.
If you could see her through my eyes,
I guarantee you would fall like I did.

When we're in public together,
I hear society groan.
But if they could see her through my eyes,
Maybe they'd leave us alone.

How can I speak of her virtues?
I don't know where to begin:
She's clever, she's smart, she reads music,
She doesn't smoke or drink gin like I do.

Yet when we're walking together,
They sneer if I'm holding her hand.
But if they could see her through my eyes,
Maybe they'd all understand.

(They waltz)

I understand your objection,
I grant you the problem's not small.
But if you could see her through my eyes,
She wouldn't look Jewish at all!

[Thanks to Suki, James for lyrics]

Song Overview

If You Could See Her lyrics by Alan Cumming
Alan Cumming performs "If You Could See Her" in the 1998 cast recording release.

Review and Highlights

Quick summary

  1. Type: Kit Kat Klub satire number for the Emcee, staged as a mock-romance with a performer in a gorilla costume.
  2. Writers: John Kander (music) and Fred Ebb (words).
  3. 1998 recording role: Alan Cumming leads, with Joyce Chittick credited as the gorilla partner on the track listing.
  4. Placement: Late Act I in the 1998 edition, when the show starts letting politics seep into the club facade.
  5. Why it stings: The charm is the trap, the last spoken line is the snap of the jaw.
Scene from If You Could See Her by Alan Cumming
"If You Could See Her" as presented on the official cast recording audio upload.

Cabaret (1998) - stage musical - diegetic. A Kit Kat Klub turn in Act I, staged as a sly love song delivered to a gorilla. The number plays like a comedy routine until it insists you notice what you were willing to laugh along with.

The craft here is old-school theatre misdirection. It opens like a flirtation, a little patter and a little cooing, the Emcee flattering his partner as if he is defending a forbidden romance against polite society. Then the lyric keeps raising the question: what is the real objection? Taste? Decorum? Species? And once you have been nudged into tolerating the premise, the number pulls its real lever. Suddenly, the joke is not about the Emcee. It is about the audience, and how easy it is to accept dehumanization when it arrives wearing a grin.

Alan Cumming's 1998 performance style suits the design of the song. He sells the nightclub charisma with quick phrasing, a practiced smile in the vowels, and a sense that he is always watching the room. When he reaches the final beat, the air changes. The rhythm does not need to speed up. The meaning does. That is the trick of the Mendes-era Cabaret: the band keeps playing while your stomach catches up.

Creation History

The number dates back to the original 1966 stage version, where it was performed by Joel Grey as the Emcee and often billed with the parenthetical nickname "The Gorilla Song." The 1972 film adaptation kept it as a club sequence, preserving the same structural feint: romance, laughter, then the sudden reveal that reframes the whole room. The lyric history has also been unusually documented in published materials, including an alternate line that circulated in print, which became part of the song's long-running conversation about how satire lands and when it misfires.

Song Meaning and Annotations

Alan Cumming performing If You Could See Her
The Emcee's charm is a mask - and the mask is part of the message.

Plot

The Emcee addresses the audience as if he is anticipating their judgment. He pleads his partner's virtues, argues for tolerance, and asks for "a little understanding" in a showy mix of nightclub sincerity and showman patter. The crowd is invited to relax into the farce. Then the final spoken tag arrives and reveals the number's real target: social prejudice dressed up as humor.

Song Meaning

At its core, this song is a demonstration of how bigotry can be packaged as entertainment. It takes a familiar cabaret setup - the comic odd couple - and pushes it into a grotesque mirror. The gorilla costume is not the real dehumanization. The real dehumanization is the way the last line tries to make a people into a visual gag. The show dares the audience to recognize the mechanism while it is happening, not afterward. That is why the song can feel like a spotlight suddenly swinging into the house.

Annotations

"Ladies and gentlemen... can we ever tell where the heart truly leads us?"

The Emcee performs tolerance as a rhetorical flourish. It is persuasive, theatrical, and slippery. The speech is staged to sound humane, which makes the eventual turn more unsettling.

"All we are asking is a little understanding."

In performance, this often reads as a plea for "live and let live." But the words are also bait. You can feel the song setting up a test: what are you willing to excuse if the delivery is charming enough?

"If you could see her through my eyes..."

This is the refrain's soft-focus lens. It frames love as empathy. The number then weaponizes that empathy by twisting what the audience thinks it has agreed to.

"She would not look Jewish at all."

The impact comes from how casually the line is tossed, like a punchline. The show is not endorsing the thought. It is exposing how normalized the thought can become inside a room built for laughter.

Genre fuse and rhythmic engine

Musically, the piece sits in that cabaret-theatre overlap where patter meets dance groove. The pulse stays light, almost courtly, because the point is not to overwhelm you. It is to invite you in. The Emcee's vocal line is written to sound conversational and persuasive, with the chorus-like refrain acting as a repeated sales pitch. That repetition is important: it mimics the way an idea, repeated with a smile, can start to feel acceptable.

Symbols, stakes, and the historical shadow

The gorilla costume is a deliberately crude symbol: a human performer turned into "other." In early 1930s Berlin, the show suggests, the culture of mockery is not separate from politics, it is a feeder line. The club claims to keep "troubles outside," but the number proves the outside is already in the room. When the Emcee asks the audience to "live and let live," the phrase lands with irony because the society outside the club is preparing to do the opposite.

Shot of If You Could See Her by Alan Cumming
A cabaret smile, then the floor drops.

Technical Information

  • Artist: Alan Cumming
  • Featured: Joyce Chittick
  • Composer: John Kander
  • Producer: Jay David Saks
  • Release Date: June 30, 1998
  • Genre: Broadway, cabaret-style musical theatre
  • Instruments: Stage band (reeds and brass colors), piano-led groove, percussion accents, ensemble punctuation
  • Label: Masterworks Broadway (cast recording release)
  • Mood: Playful facade, then chilling reveal
  • Length: 3:40
  • Track #: 15 (Cabaret - New Broadway Cast Recording)
  • Language: English
  • Album: Cabaret (New Broadway Cast Recording)
  • Music style: Cabaret patter and refrain-based theatre writing
  • Poetic meter: Accentual, speech-led phrasing with punchline stresses

Questions and Answers

Who wrote the song?
John Kander composed it and Fred Ebb wrote the words.
Who produced the 1998 cast recording track?
Jay David Saks.
When was the 1998 cast recording released?
June 30, 1998.
Why is it sometimes called "The Gorilla Song"?
Because the Emcee performs it with a dance partner in a gorilla costume, turning a romance lyric into a staged provocation.
Is the song meant to endorse the final line?
No. It is written as satire. The shock is meant to expose prejudice and the ease with which a room can be coaxed into laughing.
Why does the number begin so lightly?
That is the mechanism. Cabaret uses charm as a lure, then flips the scene to show how entertainment can normalize cruelty.
Does the song appear in the 1972 film adaptation?
Yes, it is staged as a club sequence in the film and helped cement the number as one of the show's most discussed scenes.
Why does the Emcee make a case for "live and let live" inside the song?
It dramatizes hypocrisy: tolerance becomes a performance, while hatred is smuggled in as a joke.
What is a director usually trying to get from the audience in the final beat?
A snap from laughter to recognition, the sense that the room has been complicit for a few minutes without noticing.
Is this number usually cut from modern productions?
It is often retained because it is a key turning point, but some productions adjust staging to control audience reaction and clarify the satirical intent.

Awards and Chart Positions

The track itself is not a charting single, but its production context is decorated. The 1998 Broadway revival of Cabaret won major Tony Awards, including wins for Alan Cumming and Natasha Richardson and for Best Revival of a Musical. The cast recording also drew recognition in the Grammy musical-theatre album field the following year, with producer Jay David Saks credited among the nominees.

Award body Year Category Nominee Result
Tony Awards 1998 Best Revival of a Musical Cabaret (Broadway revival) Won
Tony Awards 1998 Best Actor in a Musical Alan Cumming Won
Tony Awards 1998 Best Actress in a Musical Natasha Richardson Won
Grammy Awards 1999 Musical theatre album field Cabaret (New Broadway Cast) - Jay David Saks Nominated

How to Sing If You Could See Her

This number is less about vocal muscle and more about control: timing, diction, and the ability to turn on a dime. Track-metric databases commonly list a fast cabaret tempo around 143 BPM for the 1998 recording, while vocal-range guides for the stage tune often place it around C4 to F5. Key listings vary between sources, so treat any "original key" as a starting point rather than a rule, and transpose to keep the spoken patter comfortable.

  1. Tempo: Start with a metronome at 143 BPM and speak the lyric in rhythm. If the jokes do not read clearly, slow down until they do, then work back up.
  2. Diction: Make consonants your percussion. The audience must catch every setup line, or the final turn loses force.
  3. Breathing: Take quick, silent breaths before longer sentences and keep air for the end of each thought, not just the start.
  4. Flow and rhythm: Keep the refrain smooth and persuasive, like you are selling a story to the room. Avoid dragging the beat.
  5. Accents: Highlight the key persuasion words (eyes, fall, understand) with subtle stress, not volume.
  6. Partner focus: If staged, decide where you look on the last beat. The gaze is part of the punchline mechanism.
  7. Ensemble and doubles: If there is an underscored band groove, ask for light texture under spoken bits and a firmer pulse under the refrain.
  8. Mic craft: Stay close for patter and spoken tags, ease back for louder sung phrases to keep clarity and avoid harsh peaks.
  9. Pitfalls: Overplaying comedy early, mugging, and signaling the ending too soon. The scene works best when the turn feels late.

Additional Info

According to Masterworks Broadway, the line that makes audiences squirm has had an unusually traceable paper trail, including a published alternate tag in a libretto context. That history matters because it shows the creators and producers understood the danger: satire can be misunderstood, especially when laughter arrives on autopilot.

Modern audiences are still wrestling with the same problem. According to The Guardian, recent Broadway performances have seen unpredictable reactions at the ending, with the Emcee's moment functioning as a live barometer of what a crowd is willing to treat as a gag. A separate mainstream interview cycle around the production has also emphasized that the line is not a throwaway, it is the point of the trap.

In a broader view of the show's afterlives, Vanity Fair has noted how Cabaret keeps reappearing in eras when people are anxious about authoritarian drift. This number is one of the reasons. It demonstrates how cruelty can be made to sound witty, then asks you to sit with that realization in real time.

Key Contributors

Entity Type Relationship (S-V-O)
Alan Cumming Person Alan Cumming - performs - the Emcee role on the 1998 cast recording track.
Joyce Chittick Person Joyce Chittick - performs - the gorilla partner role on the 1998 track listing.
John Kander Person John Kander - composed - the music.
Fred Ebb Person Fred Ebb - wrote - the lyrics.
Jay David Saks Person Jay David Saks - produced - the cast recording album and track.
Sam Mendes Person Sam Mendes - directed - the 1998 Broadway revival shaping the number's modern staging language.
Joel Grey Person Joel Grey - originated - the Emcee performance associated with the song's early history.
Bob Fosse Person Bob Fosse - staged - the 1972 film version as a club sequence.
Masterworks Broadway Organization Masterworks Broadway - released - the 1998 cast recording in major digital catalogs.
Concord Theatricals Organization Concord Theatricals - licenses - the 1998 stage version that retains the number in the score.

Sources: Masterworks Broadway cast recording page, Apple Music track listing for Cabaret (New Broadway Cast Recording), Concord Theatricals Cabaret (1998 Version) page, Tony Awards winners database, Grammy Award musical theatre album nominees list, SecondHandSongs work page, Tunebat track metrics page, Singing Carrots vocal range page, The Guardian feature on audience reactions, People interview about Cabaret performance incident, Vanity Fair Cabaret history feature

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Cabaret Lyrics: Song List

  1. Act 1
  2. Wilkommen
  3. So What
  4. Telephone Song
  5. Don't Tell Mama
  6. Mein Herr
  7. Perfecly Marvelous
  8. Two Ladies
  9. It Couldn't Please Me More
  10. Tomorrow Belongs to Me
  11. Why Should I Wake Up?
  12. Maybe this Time
  13. Money Song
  14. Married
  15. Meeskite
  16. Act 2
  17. Entr'acte
  18. If You Could See Her
  19. What Would You Do?
  20. Tomorrow Belongs to Me (Reprise)
  21. Cabaret
  22. Finale

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