Natasha Lyrics – A Day in Hollywood / A Night in the Ukraine

Oh, Natasha
All my life I?ve been looking for a wife like you
And now I've found you!
And if no one calls for you in thirty days you?re mine
You silly boy! Pull yourself together!
No, you pull yourself together
You're spread out further than I am
Ah, don't fight it, my sweet
The scent of the sweet hibiscus dear
Is making me feel promiscuous, dear
On such a night
How can you speak of duels?
I?m gazing into your azure eyes
And no other woman has your eyes
No, honestly
They?re just like limpid pools
They're the most watery eyes I?ve ever seen
Natasha
You're the fairest of all your sex
Natasha
Love your red lips and rosy che?ks
Your angelic face I regard
As the face of a Saint Bernard
Would you make tonight
My greatest thrill since the day I got disbarred?
Natasha
I'm enamored of you alone
Natasha
How I worship the ground you own
And provided the rumors about your wealth are true
Natasha

I love you!
Ah, snookums
You and I could make beautiful music together!
After all, you are shaped like a piano
Oh, I can just see us now
Silently stealing into our honeymoon cottage
Just you, me, and the Russian army
The Russian army?
Well, somebody?s gotta carry you over the threshold
Mr. Samovar!
You're not the sort of man who would marry for money, are you?
No, only love
And I love money!
Wa-ho, Natasha
How I'm longing to pat that bat
Natasha
Would you mind if I called you Nat? (Mr. Samovar!)
You?ve unsettled my status quo
For you?ve got me all aglow
With your beauty and money
And breeding and money
And sweetness and money and oh
Natasha
You're straight out of a storybook
I?ll bash ya
If you marry some other crook
Yes, I'm longing to lope down the aisle with you know who
For despite your pronounced mustache
Natasha
I love you!
Mr. Samovar!
Oy vey!
Last Update: January, 30th 2025