I Love a Film Cliche Lyrics — A Day in Hollywood / A Night in the Ukraine
I Love a Film Cliche Lyrics
As I stand in the lobby
Little snatches of soundtrack come floating through the air
Those time-honored cinema phrases
Entertain me all day long
End of verse
Beginning of song
I love a film cliche
Because a film cliche
Is the best entertainment I know
A nice familiar phrase like
"Hey, why don?t we put on a show?"
My kind of dialogue is "Please, don't shoot my dog
Lassie couldn?t have eaten those sheep"
Then there's that deathless line
"We mustn't, Charles. I?d only feel cheap"
I love a faithless wife who takes her lover?s life
But she's glad, glad, glad, glad
And Colonel Forthingay
Who starts to shout one day
That these drums are driving me mad, mad, mad, mad
I love a line like "Gee, why can?t I make you see
I got music inside of me, Pa"
Or when the witness says
"The killer's name, Inspector, is - ah -"
And how about-
Oh, please, Judge
My Tony, he?s a good boy
I can't believe it
Why, these creatures have been extinct for millions of years!
Well, Tex, looks like them Apaches got us outnumbered
Wait a minute! Do you hear a bugle?
I?m no good for you, Steve
It took a lot of guys to get me the name Frisco Kate, oh
Oh, please. Blackmail is such an ugly word
Kiss? Me only simple jungle princess! What means this word, kiss?
It- It's no use, Johnny
I'm done for. You save yourself
Nice little place you got here, Mendoza
Too bad if something were to happen to it
Say, Hank, I think Rin-Tin-Tin is trying to tell you something!
What? Look! I can walk!
Hallelujah!
Then there?s the Western cuss who says
No trial for us!
We?re for stringin' him up right away
And let us not forget
You?ve got till noon to leave Santa Fe
Yippie-yi-yay
I never tire of a
Oh, how I love a movie cli-
But why am I telling you all this?
And you a perfect stranger
Love a movie cliche!
Song Overview
"I Love a Film Cliche" is a self-aware love letter to the studio-era formula: the stock situations, the reliable gestures, the safe landing lights of genre. In A Day in Hollywood / A Night in the Ukraine, it arrives early in the Hollywood half, right when the evening is still establishing its point of view: we are not mocking old movies, we are performing our affection for them in public.
Review and Highlights
Quick summary
- Where it appears: Act 1 of the Hollywood half, positioned as a featured comic turn before the bigger medley machinery takes over.
- Songwriters: music credited to Frank Lazarus and Trevor Lyttleton; lyrics credited to Dick Vosburgh.
- Cast-recording credit: commonly billed as Frank Lazarus and Company on track lists.
- What it is: a patter-leaning celebration of predictable plot moves, performed as confession and sales pitch at the same time.
- Why it matters: it teaches the audience how to watch Act 1 - nostalgia with an eyebrow, not nostalgia as embalming.
This is a number that behaves like a character actor. It does not need to be the star to steal focus; it just needs a clean entrance and a clear attitude. The writing moves by accumulation: one familiar trope, then another, then a little more, until the audience is laughing at recognition rather than surprise.
The best theatre trick here is timing. The lyric keeps turning corners fast enough that the punchline is often the next example, not a neat button at the end of a thought. That pace also echoes the show’s Act 1 aesthetic: montage, reference, and the brisk confidence of an era that could sell any dream as long as the lighting was flattering.
Key takeaways: the song is an audition-friendly character piece, it offers a thesis for the Hollywood half (formula as comfort), and it gives the ensemble a shared comic vocabulary before the revue opens up into broader pastiche.
Creation History
The show’s main credit line is Dick Vosburgh (book and lyrics) and Frank Lazarus (music), but it is also a curated scrapbook of additional material. According to IBDB, "I Love a Film Cliche" is singled out with music credited to Lazarus and Trevor Lyttleton, while Vosburgh supplies the lyric voice that knows exactly what it is doing. That hybrid authorship fits the show’s method: a new musical presented as a double-feature collage, with original pieces stitched into a larger Hollywood playlist.
Song Meaning and Annotations
Plot
Act 1 frames the stage as a movie palace and then parades you through a string of Hollywood-era styles. "I Love a Film Cliche" lands as a focused moment inside that flow: one performer (often featured, with company support) turns the audience’s private habit of loving formulas into a public, theatrical brag.
Song Meaning
The core meaning is not that cliches are good writing. It is that cliches are dependable rituals: they let a viewer relax into expectation, and expectation becomes its own kind of entertainment. In this show, that idea reads as both affectionate and slightly satirical. You can feel the grin - but the grin has teeth, because it knows the industry built those formulas to control taste as much as to serve it.
Annotations
Every time they open the doors
The opening gesture (as preserved on streaming lyric snippets) sets the speaker inside the cinema routine - doors, crowds, repetition. The song is already about habit, and it starts by admitting the habit.
I love a film cliche
The title line functions like a character diagnosis. The singer is not above the trick; the singer is the customer. That stance keeps the number playful instead of preachy.
Rhythm and comic engine
The song thrives on forward motion, with language that wants crisp consonants and a performer who can punch a phrase without dragging the tempo. It is the sort of theatre writing that rewards precision more than volume: land the internal rhymes, keep the turns clean, and the laughs arrive almost on schedule.
Theme and cultural touchpoints
The cultural backdrop is the studio-era agreement between audience and industry: you pay, you sit in the dark, and you receive a story that behaves itself. This number treats that agreement as comfort food. It also sneaks in a quieter point: when a culture repeats the same stories long enough, the stories start writing the culture back.
For the complete text, use authorized editions and recordings. I am not reproducing full lyrics here.
Technical Information (Quick Facts)
- Artist: Original Broadway Cast (cast recording track often credited as Frank Lazarus and Company)
- Featured: Featured male comic turn with company support (varies by production)
- Composer: Frank Lazarus and Trevor Lyttleton
- Lyricist: Dick Vosburgh
- Producer: Hugh Fordin (cast recording producer credit)
- Release Date: April 10, 1992 (DRG CD release date listed for the cast recording)
- Genre: Musical theatre; comedy number
- Instruments: Theatre pit orchestra (cast album); piano-vocal materials licensed for performance
- Label: DRG
- Mood: Comic, bright, self-aware
- Length: 3:21 (commonly listed for the cast album track)
- Track #: 3 on the cast recording track list
- Language: English
- Album (if any): A Day in Hollywood / A Night in the Ukraine (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
- Music style: Patter-forward showwriting with quick turns and catalogue humor
- Poetic meter: Mixed accentual meter built to follow speech rhythms
Frequently Asked Questions
- Who wrote "I Love a Film Cliche" for the show?
- IBDB credits the song with music by Frank Lazarus and Trevor Lyttleton, with Dick Vosburgh as lyricist in the show’s main credit line.
- Where does it sit in the evening?
- It appears in Act 1, during the Hollywood revue half, as an early featured number before the larger medley sequences.
- Is it a solo or an ensemble number?
- On the cast recording track list it is credited to Frank Lazarus and Company, which points to a featured lead supported by the ensemble.
- What is the dramatic point of the song?
- It frames movie formulas as a pleasure, turning predictability into comedy and making the audience complicit in loving the tricks.
- Is the song making fun of old films?
- It teases the formulas, but the tone reads as affectionate. The joke lands because the speaker is a fan, not a prosecutor.
- Why does it work well as an audition piece?
- It is character-forward, rhythm-dependent, and built around clear comic intentions, so a performer can show timing and storytelling without needing a scene partner.
- Are there known concert or cabaret performances of it?
- Yes. Michael Feinstein has performed the song in concert contexts, and it has shown up in cabaret programming as a theatre-history wink.
- Is there an authorized recording release?
- Yes. DRG issued cast-recording releases, and the track appears on streaming catalog pages with consistent duration metadata.
- Does the show have licensed materials for the number?
- Yes. Concord Theatricals lists the show for licensing, and vocal selections exist for performance use.
Awards and Chart Positions
This number is better tracked through the production’s awards record than through pop charts. According to IBDB, the Broadway production earned Tony Awards wins for Featured Actress in a Musical (Priscilla Lopez) and for Choreography (Tommy Tune and Thommie Walsh), with additional nominations including Best Musical and Best Original Score.
| Award | Year | Category | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tony Awards | 1980 | Featured Actress in a Musical - Priscilla Lopez | Won |
| Tony Awards | 1980 | Choreography - Tommy Tune and Thommie Walsh | Won |
| Tony Awards | 1980 | Best Musical | Nominated |
| Tony Awards | 1980 | Best Original Score | Nominated |
Chart note: there is no widely cited mainstream singles chart run for this track; it is primarily documented through cast-album catalogs and theatre archives.
Additional Info
The title is the joke, but the staying power comes from the specificity: it is written for people who can name the trick and still want the trick. That is why it keeps resurfacing in cabaret. You can sing it as nostalgia, or you can sing it as critique, and both readings land without rewriting the material.
Michael Feinstein has performed the song in concert footage circulating online, treating it less as a Broadway number and more as a sophisticated comic monologue - the sort of thing that can charm a room with a piano and a raised eyebrow.
One of the loveliest pieces of afterlife comes through tributes to Dick Vosburgh: memorial write-ups note the song as a favorite closer for celebrating his work, which tells you something about how the writers themselves heard its heartbeat.
Key Contributors
| Entity | Relation | Statement |
|---|---|---|
| Dick Vosburgh | lyricist, book writer | Dick Vosburgh wrote the lyrics for the show and supplied the lyric voice for "I Love a Film Cliche". |
| Frank Lazarus | composer, performer | Frank Lazarus is credited for music in the show and is associated with the cast-recording performance credit for this track. |
| Trevor Lyttleton | composer | Trevor Lyttleton shares music credit for "I Love a Film Cliche" in production documentation. |
| Hugh Fordin | producer | Hugh Fordin is credited as producer for the cast recording in recording databases. |
| Wally Harper | music director, arrangements | Wally Harper is listed as musical director and arrangement contributor for the Broadway production. |
| Tommy Tune | director, choreographer | Tommy Tune directed the Broadway production and shared choreography credit. |
| Thommie Walsh | co-choreographer | Thommie Walsh shared choreography credit for the Broadway production. |
| DRG | label | DRG issued the cast-recording releases documented for the show. |
| Concord Theatricals | licensing organization | Concord Theatricals lists the show for licensing and provides production background notes. |
Sources
Sources: IBDB Broadway production page (song credits and awards), CastAlbums.org recording entry (release date, label, track credit), Concord Theatricals show page (history and licensing notes), YouTube auto-generated audio listing (DRG distribution entry), Spotify track page snippet (opening lyric fragment), Michael Feinstein performance video listing, Dick Vosburgh memorial note.
Music video
A Day in Hollywood / A Night in the Ukraine Lyrics: Song List
- Just Go to the Movies
- Famous Feet
- I Love a Film Cliche
- Nelson
- The Best in the World
- It All Comes Out of the Piano
- Ain't We Got Fun
- Too Marvelous for Words
- Japanese Sandman
- On the Good Ship Lollipop
-
Double Trouble
- Louise
- Sleepy Time Gal
- Beyond the Blue Horizon
- Thanks for the Memories
- Another Memory
- Doin' the Production Code
- A Night in the Ukraine
- Samovar the Lawyer
- Just Like That
- Again
- A Duel! A Duel!
- Natasha
- A Night in the Ukraine (Reprise)