Welcome to Falsettoland lyrics

- Falsettos

Welcome to Falsettoland lyrics

Welcome to Falsettoland

MENDEL
Homosexuals.
Women with children.
Short insomniacs.
And a teeny tiny band.

Come, back in, the welcome mat is on the floor,
Let's, begin, this story needs an ending.

A homosexual.
Father with children.
One bar mitzfah that is scrupulously planned.

ALL
Lover's come and lover's go,
Lover's fight and sing fortissimo,
Give these handsome boys a hand,
Welcome to Falsetto-land.

WHIZZER and TRINA
Nancy Reagan
Meanest and thinnest of the First Ladies
Moves into the White House.

ALL (except WHIZZER and TRINA)
Ya-Ba-Da-Ba

WHIZZER and TRINA
It's the 80s.

ALL (except WHIZZER and TRINA)
Ya-Ba-Da-Ba

WHIZZER and TRINA
Ooo, the 80s!

ALL (except WHIZZER and TRINA)
Ya-Ba-Da-Ba

ALL
What a world we live...

WOMEN
In!

MEN
March! March! March of the Falsettos!
March of the Falsettos!

WOMEN
What a world we live in! Oooo...

MEN
Who is
Man enough to march to
March of the Falsettos?

ALL
Ya-Ba-Da-Ba-Da-Ba

DR. CHARLOTTE AND CORDELIA
Spiky Lesbians

DR. CHARLOTTE
Women internist

CORDELIA
Shiksa caterer

WOMEN
Who is trying to expand

ALL
Everybody on his mark,

WOMEN
Congregate at Central Park

MEN
Pretty boys are in demand

ALL
Welcome to Falsettoland.
WHEE!
WHOO!
What a world we live in!
WHEE!
WHOO!
What a world we live in!

MARVIN
It's about time, don't ya think?
It's about time to grow up, don't ya think?
It's about time to grow up and face the music.
It's about time.

Since we last spoke
Two years are waning.
I'll try explaining
Just what you missed.

We called a truce.
And fitfully we coexist.
I'm still loose.
She still with the psychiatrist.
So I don't have a psychiatrist,
Except on the Jewish holidays but I still have my son on the weekends.
Just on the weekends,
And some very good friends.
But I don't have a lover anymore,
Oh my God.
When am I gonna get over this.
When am I gonna get over this.
When am I gonna get over this.

ALL except MARVIN
Homosexuals.

TRINA AND JASON
Women with children.

ALL
Ex-Ex Lovers,

MENDEL
And a teeny tiny band.

ALL
Welcome to Falsettoland

CORDELIA
Shiksa caterer

add MENDEL and JASON
Short insomniacs
Hypochondriacs

add ALL
Yiddish Americans
spiky families
radiologists
intellectuals
nervous wrecks! ah.
AH!
Welcome to Falsetto-land

MARVIN
It's about time, don't ya think.
It's about time to grow up, don't ya think.
It's about time to grow up and face the music.
It's about time.
One day I'd like to be,
As mature as my son, who is twelve and a half.
And this tall!
That's all I'd like to be.
That's all!
It's about growing up, getting older, living on a lover's shoulder.
Learning love is not a crime.
It's about time.
It's about time.
It's about time.
It's about-
Last Update: February, 09th 2018


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