The Chess Game lyrics
The Chess Game
MARVIN: That's the king
Treat him nice
Use some brains
Please protect him
WHIZZER: Yes I know
Here I go
MARVIN: Play the game
WHIZZER: Please don't watch me?
I can do it
MARVIN: Have a little scotch
WHIZZER: Shit
I blew it
Maybe you could show me where
I fear I've lost my head
MARVIN: Do you want my help?
WHIZZER: No I don't
I can think it through myself
MARVIN: Start again, we've seen the worst
WHIZZER: I'll go first
MARVIN: Move a pawn
WHIZZER: No sir
MARVIN: Move
WHIZZER: Where?
MARVIN: There
WHIZZER: Here?
MARVIN: Move a pawn
WHIZZER: Who?
MARVIN: Not the queen
WHIZZER: Who?
MARVIN: Jesus
BOTH: Life's a sham and every move is wrong
We've examined every move as we move along
MARVIN/WHIZZER: Winning is everything to me/Nothing is everything to me
Winning is everything to me/Nothing is everything to me
WHIZZER: Except sex
MARVIN: Move a pawn
WHIZZER: And money
MARVIN: Good first move
WHIZZER: Quite alright
Take a turn
MARVIN: Thank you kindly
WHIZZER: Move the pawn
Move the pawn
Take my hand
Play the game
MARVIN: God, you're pretty
WHIZZER: Force? the pity
Since you need a man
MARVIN: What?
WHIZZER: Who's brainy
WHIZZER/MARVIN: Or witty/Witty move
WHIZZER: Maybe sometimes I'm afraid
The maid is more your style
MARVIN: He isn't very bright
WHIZZER: He goes to school at night
MARVIN: He's learning-
WHIZZER: English Lit
MARVIN: He's learning how to speak the language
WHIZZER: What should I do now?
MARVIN: Move
WHIZZER: Where?
MARVIN: There
WHIZZER: How should I behave myself?
Maybe we should call it quits
MARVIN: This game shits
WHIZZER: Let me win?
MARVIN: Yes sir
WHIZZER: Please?
MARVIN: Sure!
WHIZZER: Thanks!
MARVIN: Wait
WHIZZER: Whizzer wins!
MARVIN: Wait
WHIZZER: Whizzer wins!
MARVIN: Wait
WHIZZER: Checkmate
BOTH: Life's a sham and every move is wrong
We've examined every move as we move along
MARVIN/WHIZZER: Winning is everything to me/Nothing is everything to me
Winning is everything to me/Nothing is everything to me
WHIZZER: Except sex
MARVIN: Watch the queen
WHIZZER: And money
MARVIN: And money
WHIZZER: And money
MARVIN: And money
WHIZZER: And money
MARVIN: And money
WHIZZER: And money
MARVIN: And money
WHIZZER: And money
BOTH: And
Life's a sham and every move is wrong
We've examined every move as we move along
WHIZZER: Whizzer's supposed to make the dinner
Be a patsy, lose at chess
Always bravely acquiesce
Clip the coupons, make the dinner, and love him
WHIZZER/MARVIN: This has got to come to a stop, Marvin/This has got to come to a stop, Whizzer
This has been a lousy but fabulous flop/a fabulous flop
MARVIN: Anyone understand?
All I want's a kiss
Anyone understand?
WHIZZER: Don't start explaining
I'm sick of explaining
WHIZZER/MARVIN: And this had better come to a stop, Marvin/This had better come to a stop, Whizzer
Now, Marvin/Now, Whizzer
Ciao, Marvin/Ciao, Whizzer
BOTH: Bend?
This had better come
This had better come to a
This, this, this, this
WHIZZER/MARVIN: This had better come to an end/This had better come to an end
BOTH: This had better come to an end
Last Update: November, 24th 2016