Talk to Her/Carnival/Zoltar Speaks lyrics
Talk to Her/Carnival/Zoltar Speaks
BILLY:
What'd I tell you, man? Cynthia Benson can hardly keep her hands off you.
All you have to do is make your move.
(singing) talk to her.
JOSH:
What can I say to her?
BILLY:
Talk about high school, the weather, whatever,
Talk to her!
Here's how you play to her
Say you like Seinfeld
JOSH:
And she'll think I'm cool
I'll tell her last night I woke up saying her name
Yeah, yeah!
She'll like that.
She'll hate that!
She'll think I'm a dork
Like Benjamin Rubenstein
BILLY:
Talk to her!
JOSH:
Right! I'll sound ok to her stammering 'duh' like a geek.
BILLY:
Close your eyes. Move 'er close.
Swallow hard and speak!
Move! Move! Move! Move! Yeah!
Move it! Move it! Ah!
Carnival time
CYNTHIA:
Hi, Josh!
BILLY:
Talk to her!
JOSH:
Mmm... huh...
BILLY:
How about "Hi, Cynthia"?
JOSH:
Hi, Cynthia!
BILLY:
That was a masterpiece. Now keep it going.
CYNTHIA:
Have you been on this ride before?
JOSH:
This? No...
BILLY:
Yes!
JOSH:
Yes!
BILLY:
talk to her!
CYNTHIA:
Is this scary?
JOSH:
Yes!
BILLY:
No!
JOSH:
No!
BILLY:
Say something, anything!
[Children screaming]
CYNTHIA:
I'd be afraid going in a ride like this alone.
JOSH:
You would?
BILLY:
How can you stand there and squeak?
Here's you chance. Grab it now!
Reach your teeth and...
JOSH:
Well, if you'd like some company, Cynthia, I could...
DEREK:
Here's your popcorn, babe.
CYNTHIA:
This is Derek. He drives!
JOSH:
Why does disaster follow me?
BILLY:
You are a total curse.
JOSH:
I wish the earth would swallow me.
BILLY:
Hey, you blew it. It's not the end of the world.
JOSH:
How could this be worse?
MEN:
Sorry, kid, Read this sign. You must be at least this big to ride this ride!
Kid, come on, you're holding up the line!
CYNTHIA:
See ya, Josh!
JOSH:
Zoltar speaks? Insert a coin on top of the ramp.
ZOLTAR:
Make your wish!
JOSH:
What?
ZOLTAR:
Make your wish!
JOSH:
I wish I was big!
ZOLTAR:
Your wish is granted!
Your wish is granted!
Granted!
Last Update: June, 10th 2013