Natasha Lyrics
Natasha
Oh, NatashaAll my life I?ve been looking for a wife like you
And now I've found you!
And if no one calls for you in thirty days you?re mine
You silly boy! Pull yourself together!
No, you pull yourself together
You're spread out further than I am
Ah, don't fight it, my sweet
The scent of the sweet hibiscus dear
Is making me feel promiscuous, dear
On such a night
How can you speak of duels?
I?m gazing into your azure eyes
And no other woman has your eyes
No, honestly
They?re just like limpid pools
They're the most watery eyes I?ve ever seen
Natasha
You're the fairest of all your sex
Natasha
Love your red lips and rosy che?ks
Your angelic face I regard
As the face of a Saint Bernard
Would you make tonight
My greatest thrill since the day I got disbarred?
Natasha
I'm enamored of you alone
Natasha
How I worship the ground you own
And provided the rumors about your wealth are true
Natasha
I love you!
Ah, snookums
You and I could make beautiful music together!
After all, you are shaped like a piano
Oh, I can just see us now
Silently stealing into our honeymoon cottage
Just you, me, and the Russian army
The Russian army?
Well, somebody?s gotta carry you over the threshold
Mr. Samovar!
You're not the sort of man who would marry for money, are you?
No, only love
And I love money!
Wa-ho, Natasha
How I'm longing to pat that bat
Natasha
Would you mind if I called you Nat? (Mr. Samovar!)
You?ve unsettled my status quo
For you?ve got me all aglow
With your beauty and money
And breeding and money
And sweetness and money and oh
Natasha
You're straight out of a storybook
I?ll bash ya
If you marry some other crook
Yes, I'm longing to lope down the aisle with you know who
For despite your pronounced mustache
Natasha
I love you!
Mr. Samovar!
Oy vey!
Song Overview
Review and Highlights
Quick summary
- Act 2 Samovar feature, listed as a solo and commonly flagged as a dance number in show song guides.
- Late in the Ukraine half, after the duel chaos has raised the temperature and before the finale lands.
- Plays as a comic ballad with a sly grin - charm first, consequences later.
- Recorded track runs about 3:51 on major digital listings, with some releases showing slightly different timings.
A Day in Hollywood / A Night in the Ukraine (1980) - stage musical - diegetic. Act 2, near the end of the Chekhov-to-Marx farce. The plot engine is already running hot: debt becomes ego, ego becomes a duel, and suddenly the evening needs a new kind of fuel. This song provides it by turning the name "Natasha" into a pivot point - not a tender confession, more like a comic lever.
What makes the number work is its self-awareness. Samovar is not a romantic lead who discovers sincerity. He is a performer who discovers an angle. The melody behaves like a ballad, but the intent behaves like negotiation. He shapes the room with tone, then dares the room to argue back. That mismatch - sweet surface, sharp objective - is the show in miniature.
According to StageAgent, the number is tied to Serge B. Samovar as a solo and categorized in a ballad-comedy lane, with a baritone range that keeps the vocal line grounded rather than soaring. That is an advantage: the comedy lives in the text, the timing, and how the singer places a line as if it were a legal brief delivered with a wink.
Creation History
The show is a deliberate double feature: Act 1 salutes studio-era movie musicals, while Act 2 reframes Chekhov's one-act play The Bear as a Marx Brothers-style movie spoof. As stated in Concord Theatricals licensing materials, the Broadway production won two Tony Awards, and the Ukraine half is described as a rambunctious farce. This song sits close to the finish line, where the farce needs one more push before the finale resolves the mess. The writing team, Dick Vosburgh and Frank Lazarus, built numbers that behave like scenes - short, pointed, and easy to read in the room.
Song Meaning and Annotations
Plot
Act 2 presents a live "movie" set in a Ukrainian household, where a widow refuses to pay a debt and a Moscow lawyer refuses to leave. The dispute escalates into a duel challenge and then, because this is farce, into a collision of pride and attraction. Late in the act, Samovar turns his attention to Natasha - whether she is a person onstage in a given production, a story detail, or a comic fixation depends on staging choices and cuts, but the function is stable: it concentrates Samovar's desire into a single, repeatable word that can drive the next beat.
Song Meaning
The title is not treated like a romantic revelation. It is treated like a tool. Samovar uses the name the way he uses everything else: to control tempo, to soften resistance, to sound certain even when the ground is shifting. If the earlier numbers are about debt and honor, this one is about language as seduction. He sings to win.
Annotations
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Samovar is the primary character for this song.
That credit matters. The number is not a love duet. It is a character spotlight built on persuasion, with the singer directing the scene as much as singing it.
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Vocal range: C3 to C sharp 4.
A comfortable baritone span encourages clarity and text-forward delivery. The writing does not need high notes to make its point. It needs the performer to land consonants like punch lines.
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Listed as a dance-number title in some song guides.
If the staging includes choreography, the performer has to keep the vocal line calm while the body is busy. That contrast can sharpen the comedy: the lawyer looks composed even when the room is spinning.
Style fusion and rhythm
The song borrows the posture of a ballad and then undercuts it with motive. In a conventional musical, a ballad can be a pause for feeling. Here it is an acceleration disguised as softness. The more elegant the phrasing, the more suspicious the audience becomes, and that suspicion is part of the laugh.
Touchpoints
The Ukraine half is built as a screen-comedy imitation. The singer should lean into that heritage: precise timing, quick pivots, and a tone that suggests the character is always auditioning for control of the scene. If you play it as pure sincerity, you flatten the joke and shrink the character.
Technical Information (Quick Facts)
- Artist: Original Broadway Cast recording (album listings often file the release under Allen Cohen as a catalog artist name)
- Featured: Solo (Samovar)
- Composer: Frank Lazarus
- Lyricist: Dick Vosburgh
- Release Date: May 1, 1980 (Broadway opening reference); January 1, 1991 (common digital catalog date for a DRG edition)
- Genre: Musical theatre; comedic ballad
- Instruments: Pit orchestra; dance-percussion may be present in staged versions
- Label: DRG Records (digital catalog and YouTube distribution note)
- Mood: Sly, flattering, lightly predatory
- Length: About 3:51 on major digital listings (some disc listings show a slightly shorter time)
- Track #: Commonly listed as track 12 on 13-track digital editions
- Language: English
- Album (if any): A Day in Hollywood / A Night in the Ukraine (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
- Music style: Text-forward character ballad with comic intent
- Poetic meter: Accentual phrasing shaped by speech rhythm and punch-line cadences
- Vocal range: C3 to C sharp 4 (baritone)
Frequently Asked Questions
- Who sings this number?
- Song guides typically assign it to Serge B. Samovar as a solo.
- Where does it sit in the show?
- Late in Act 2 of the Ukraine half, after the duel business has escalated and before the finale resolves the farce.
- Is it a serious ballad?
- It borrows ballad posture, but the intention is comic. The singer is making a case, not baring a soul.
- What vocal type does it suit best?
- Most audition references tag it for baritone, with a range that stays in a comfortable speaking register.
- Why do some lists mark it as a dance number?
- Some production guides flag it with a dance indicator, suggesting staging often includes movement that supports the comic beat.
- Does the title refer to a specific character?
- Different productions handle the detail differently, but the dramatic function remains: the name concentrates Samovar's desire and pushes the next scene.
- What is the cleanest acting approach?
- Play confidence. The humor comes from certainty that is slightly too polished to trust.
- Is there a widely accessible recording?
- Yes. Digital releases credited to DRG listings include the track, and there is also an official YouTube distribution upload.
- How does it connect to Chekhov?
- Act 2 is based on The Bear, but filtered through a Marx Brothers-style frame, so the song behaves like screen comedy performed live.
Awards and Chart Positions
The song itself is not documented as a charting single. Its visibility comes from the show, which had a strong awards profile. As stated in Concord Theatricals licensing materials, the Broadway production won two Tony Awards, and theatre guides note nine nominations for the season. That matters for interpretation: the Ukraine half was rewarded for timing and staging, the exact crafts this number depends on.
| Year | Award body | Show-level category | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1980 | Tony Awards | Featured Actress in a Musical | Won |
| 1980 | Tony Awards | Choreography | Won |
| 1980 | Tony Awards | Multiple nominations (show-level total) | Nominated |
How to Sing Natasha
This is a baritone feature built for clarity, not for volume. A common audition reference lists the range from C3 up to C sharp 4, which means the trick is not surviving extremes. The trick is making persuasion sound effortless, even if the staging asks you to move.
- Decide the objective: Samovar is selling an idea. Pick what he wants in this moment and aim every phrase at that target.
- Speak the text first: Read it as dialogue at performance pace. If it does not land as speech, it will not land as song.
- Keep the tone buoyant: Use a conversational placement in the middle register. Do not over-darken the sound or you lose the joke.
- Shape the name: Treat the title word as a tactic. Each repetition can carry a different verb: flatter, bait, reassure, corner.
- Breath for movement: If the staging includes dance, plan silent breaths earlier than you think you need them, so the phrases remain calm while the body works.
- Consonants as cues: Land initial consonants together with any choreographic accents. The audience hears timing through articulation.
- Resist sincerity overload: Let a trace of calculation show. The number is funnier when the charm is a little too practiced.
- Polish the top: Approach C sharp 4 with clean vowels and no push. Keep it bright and speech-adjacent, like a raised eyebrow.
Additional Info
Two afterlives are worth noting. First, the official catalog recording: the track appears on a 13-track digital edition credited to DRG, often dated January 1, 1991 on major services. Second, the production afterlife: student and regional performances circulate online, including a documented university staging clip that shows how the number can read as a comic character turn even outside Broadway resources.
The placement is also telling. StageAgent lists it late in Act 2, following the duel number and just before the finale. That is a smart spot for a song that softens the room by sounding gentle while still moving the plot. A farce needs releases as much as it needs escalations, and this one is a release with teeth.
Key Contributors
| Subject | Relation | Object | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Dick Vosburgh | wrote book and lyrics for | A Day in Hollywood / A Night in the Ukraine | Primary writer for the double-feature structure and the Act 2 farce voice. |
| Frank Lazarus | composed | Natasha | Composer of the show score; the number is listed among Act 2 originals. |
| Tommy Tune | directed and choreographed | Broadway production | The production won choreography recognition, which fits the dance-flagged titles. |
| DRG Records | released | cast recording editions | Distributor credited on the official YouTube upload and digital catalog listings. |
| StageAgent | documents | song assignment and vocal range | Lists Samovar as the primary character and provides a baritone range reference. |
Sources
Sources: StageAgent audition-song page for Natasha, StageAgent show song list, Concord Theatricals licensing synopsis, Apple Music album listing, Wikipedia show entry, YouTube distribution note for DRG upload, Discogs release listing snippet, IBDB tour-production song list snippet, YouTube university performance clip