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Album lyrics:
  1. Just Go to the Movies
  2. Famous Feet Famous Feet Video
  3. I Love a Film Cliche I Love a Film Cliche Video
  4. Nelson
  5. The Best in the World
  6. It All Comes Out of the Piano It All Comes Out of the Piano Video
  7. Ain't We Got Fun
  8. Too Marvelous for Words
  9. Japanese Sandman 
  10. On the Good Ship Lollipop
  11. Double Trouble Double Trouble Video
  12. Louise
  13. Sleepy Time Gal
  14. Beyond the Blue Horizon
  15. Thanks for the Memory Thanks for the Memory Video
  16. Another Memory 
  17. Doin' the Production Code Doin' the Production Code Video
  18. A Night in the Ukraine A Night in the Ukraine Video
  19. Samovar the Lawyer Samovar the Lawyer Video
  20. Just Like That Just Like That Video
  21. Again
  22. A Duel! A Duel! 
  23. Natasha Natasha Video
  24. A Night in the Ukraine (Reprise) 

Nelson lyrics


My heart, my love, my life is his alone
But if, but if, but if the truth be known
My hero must stand on a box in our love scenes
God, does he act like a lox in our love scenes
Nelson, what your putting me through

And all of his notes above B flat verbotten
And all of his notes below B flat are rotten
Oh, Nelson, Don't call me, I'll call you

His love making casts such a pall
It's not hard to sleep through at all
His vocal chords carry insurance by Lloyd's and so I might add, should his adenoids
The lights wilt his hairdo on camera he'll primp and quite frankly, his hair isn't all that goes

Darling Nelson
How incredibly boring, that's not singing it's snoring!
What your putting me through!

A picture of strength, and good breeding.
of course and of passion and warmth, (I'm discussing his horse)
Darling Nelson, don't call me, I'll call you

A symbol of virtue and class
America's sweethearts my ass "A pair made in heaven," the fans love to say
but each time we kiss I swear that he's gay.
In film after film after film I betrothed him, we snuggled and smooched,
and oh God, how I loathed him.

My Nelson,
oh so calming you'll never need embalming
Oh Nelson, what you're putting me through!

Last Update: April, 25th 2015

Musical: A Day in Hollywood / A Night in the Ukraine. Song: Nelson . Broadway musical soundtrack lyrics. Song lyrics from theatre show/film are property & copyright of their owners, provided for educational purposes