Harry Freakin' Potter lyrics
Harry Freakin' Potter
Ron:
You're harry freakin' potter!
You don't understand
You're a legend, man,
To us all!
Every son and daughter--
Ron & the kids: [spoken] "safe!"
Ron:
... From you-know-who,
All because of you!
You were small,
But i wonder if you can recall...
[chorus: oooo...]
Ron:
Long story short,
This guy,
[whispered] "voldemort"
Was super cruel...
Harry:
[spoken] "voldemort?"
The kids:
[gasp!] "shhh!!!"
Chorus: oooo...]
Ron:
... Tried to kill you & your parents,
And this is where it gets intensely cool...
Even though you were a tiny little boy,
You shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
This evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell....
Ron & the kids:
You're harry freakin' potter!
We don't prefer gandalf,
Merlin, or oz,
You're a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar,
You're a superstar to us all!
If we're in trouble we know who to call!
[dance break]
Rita skeeter:
You're harry freakin' potter!
I wouldn't wince at all,
You're invincible to all harm!
Like betty crocker--
Rita skeeter & the kids:
[oooh!]
Rita:
... I wanna eat you up!
No one'll beat you up
With that charm!
Remember, harry, kid,
You're the boss,
You're the king,
You're the bomb!
Harry:
But this is all so sad,
I mean, my mom and dad
Were killed, long ago...
The kids:
[long ago they died!]
Harry:
... I wanna be psyched,
But being unliked
Is all i know...
Chorus:
[... All he knows, that's why--]
Harry:
I never thought i'd be a part of such a fate,
An opportunity eleven years late...
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate
And show 'em that i'm something great!
I'm harry freakin' potter!
I'll do what i can
If what you say i am is true!
I can't be bothered
By my awful past,
I've found at last
Something i can do,
So it's time i knew
Exactly who i am...
I'm harry freakin' potter!
The kids:
You're harry freakin' potter!
Harry & the kids
I'm/you're harry freakin' potter--
Harry:
... And i'm the man!
The kids:
[ahhhhhh]
Harry & the kids:
[spoken] "harry freakin' potter!"
Last Update: July, 02nd 2014