The Lady's Paying Lyrics
The Lady's Paying
NORMAHurry up, the birthday boy is on his way
This is a surprise celebration
I hope you've remembered everything I've said
I want to see a total transformation
JOE
What's all this?
NORMA
Happy birthday, darling. Did you think we'd forgotten?
JOE
Well, I ... I don't know.
NORMA
These people are from the best men's shop in town. I had them close it down for the day.
JOE
Norma, now listen!
NORMA
I'll leave you boys to it.
MANFRED
Happy birthday, welcome to your shopathon!
JOE
What's going on?
MANFRED
Help yourself, it's all been taken care of
Anyone who's anyone is dressed by me
JOE
Well, golly gee
MANFRED
Pick out anything you'd like a pair of
You just point, I'll do the rest
I've brought nothing but the best
You're a very lucky writer
Come along now, get undressed
Unless I'm much mistaken
That's a 42-inch chest
JOE
I don't understand a word you're saying
MANFRED
Well, all you need to know's the lady's paying
It's nice to get your just reward this time of year
JOE
Get outta here!
MANFRED
And all my merchandise is strictly kosher
When you've thrown away all your old worn-out stuff
JOE
Hey, that's enough
MANFRED
Perhaps you'd like to model for my brochure
I have just the thing for you
Chalk-stripe suits
SALESMAN 1
In black
SALESMAN 2
Or blue
SALESMAN 3
Glen plaid trousers
SALESMAN 4
Cashmere sweaters
SALESMAN 5
Bathing shorts for Malibu
SALESMAN 6
Here's a patent leather lace-up
SALESMAN 7
It's a virtuoso shoe
MANFRED
And a simply marvelous coat made of vicuna
JOE
You know what you can do with your vicuna
NORMA
Come on Joe, you haven't even started yet
JOE
You wanna bet?
NORMA
I thought by now he'd look the height of fashion
He always takes forever making up his mind
Don't be unkind
I thought you writers knew about compassion
I love flannel on a man
MANFRED
This will complement his tan
NORMA
We'll take two of these and four of those
MANFRED
I'm still your greatest fan!
Very soon now we'll have stopped him
Looking like an also-ran
JOE
You're going to make me sorry that I'm staying
NORMA
Well, all right, I'll choose, after all, I'm paying!
MANFRED
Evening clothes?
NORMA
I want to see your most deluxe
JOE
Won't wear a tux
NORMA
Of course not, dear, tuxedos are for waiters
MANFRED
What we need are tails, a white tie and top hat
JOE
I can't wear that
NORMA
Joe, second-rate clothes are for second-raters
JOE
Norma, please...
NORMA
Shut up, I'm rich
Now some platinum blonde bitch
I own so many apartments
I've forgotten which is which
JOE
I don't have to go to premieres
I'm never on display
You seem to forget that I'm a writer
Who cares what you wear when you're a writer?
NORMA
I care, Joe, and please don't be so mean to me.
JOE
O.K., all right.
NORMA
You can't come to my New Year's Eve party in that filling-station shirt.
JOE
I've been invited somewhere else on New Year's Eve.
NORMA
Where?
JOE
Artie Green. He's an old friend of mine.
NORMA
I can't do without you, Joe, I need you.
I've sent out every single invitation
JOE
All right, Norma, I give in
NORMA
Of course you do
And when they've dressed you
You'll cause a sensation
SALESMEN
We equip the chosen few of Movieland
MANFRED
(The latest cut)
SALESMEN
We dress every movie star and crooner
From their shiny toecaps to their hatband
MANFRED
(Conceal your gut)
You won't regret selecting the vicuna
SALESMEN
If you need a hand to shake
If there's a girl you want to make
If there's a soul you're out to capture
Or a heart you want to break
If you want the world to love you
MANFRED
You'll have to learn to take
SALESMEN
And gracefully accept the role you're playing
MANFRED
You will earn every cent the lady's paying
SALESMEN
So why not have it all?
MANFRED
Now that didn't hurt, did it?
SALESMEN
The lady's paying!
Song Overview

Review and Highlights

Shopping spree as character study. That’s the trick of this number. Norma corrals Joe into a men’s shop and buys him a new life, or at least a new suit. The melody hustles like a salesman’s patter, brass popping on the offbeats while the ensemble chimes in with showroom options. It plays funny. It lands sharp. Beneath the gags sits the show’s thesis about Hollywood budgets and human costs.
Musically, the piece leans on a lightly swing-tinted Broadway groove with crisp patter writing and bright reeds. You hear the period film-score sheen in the orchestrations, plus the wink of dance-band brass. Dramaturgically, it bridges Joe’s scrappy independence to kept-man complicity. The punchline isn’t the vicuña coat - it’s ownership.
Highlights
- Character power play: Norma’s generosity doubles as control, dressing Joe for the role she wants him to play.
- Orchestration color: bright woodwinds and brass sell the showroom bustle while rhythm section keeps the patter tight.
- Wordplay and bite: boutique jargon and status labels are weapons - “second-raters” vs “second-rate clothes.”
- Foreshadowing: this makeover sets up the New Year’s scene and the possessiveness to come.
Creation History
Composed by Andrew Lloyd Webber with lyrics by Don Black and Christopher Hampton, the song was added and fixed into shape for the American premiere in 1994, with Paul Bogaev as music director and orchestrations by David Cullen with Webber. The commercial recording came via Really Useful Group and Polydor with producers Andrew Lloyd Webber and Nigel Wright. In the 2023 Jamie Lloyd revival, the number was excised - the scene of dressing Joe survived as spoken and choreographed action, then the 2024 Broadway transfer kept the cut.
Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot
Joe walks into a “shopathon” ambush. Norma has shut a high-end store to remake him: chalk-stripes, cashmere, patent leather, even a “marvelous coat made of vicuña.” Joe resists, swats down tuxedo tails, and finally blurts that he already has New Year’s plans at Artie’s. Norma snaps - then smooths the surface. The staff keeps up their chorus of upgrades while Joe yields, inch by inch. By the final bars, the sale is complete: wardrobe and a little bit of Joe.
Song Meaning
On the nose, it’s a comic boutique montage. Underneath, it’s a map of transactional intimacy. Money speaks in measurements and textiles, and love gets translated into line items. The rhythm keeps smiling while the lyric points to a contract: if you want the world, “gracefully accept the role you’re playing.” That line stings because it’s true for Hollywood and for Joe.
Message, mood, context: the message is about complicity - glamour as a bargain. The mood starts sprightly, warms into coaxing, then bristles when Joe asserts himself. Contextually, it sits in act one after the script-doctoring cocoon has formed, right before the New Year’s crack in the façade.
Annotations
[MYRON] “I’m up too early / Shooting at seven / I gotta go”
In the 2023 West End revival those lines were refit to a modern vice: “Need something stronger... find me some blow.” The tonal shift is deliberate - Lloyd’s production drags the industry’s coping mechanisms into the light, not just its glitter.
“Don’t you hate it / When a yes-man says no?”
The revival rephrases the pressure machine: “Can’t get a screen test / Unless you say yes / When you wanna say no.” The chorus of studio politics is no longer cute - it’s coercive by rhyme.
[ACTOR] “First time you’ve worked on the lot there” / [ACTRESS] “I must say R.K.O. are O.K”
Those studio-name jokes were cut on the West End - period nods trimmed for clarity and pacing.
[MYRON] “Isn’t that great?” / [JOANNA] “No, they shot the thing dead”
In the revival she answers, “Well I wish I was dead.” Dark humor replaces wordplay, pulling the number closer to the show’s noir temperature.
[ARTIE] “More like a slave”
Sanded to “If I behave” - an update that keeps the rhyme scheme and drops the loaded metaphor.
“Animals”
Reads as a hat-tip to the old line “Never work with animals or children.” The gag isn’t just backstage folklore; it’s a way the lyric pokes at the chaos of moviemaking.

Production and instrumentation
Pit orchestra in sleek, cinematic mode: reeds chatter, muted trumpets jab, and strings glide through the fittings. Drums ride a tidy two-step shuffle while the lyricists stack retail patter into rhythmic cells. It’s a boutique-floor sound world that belongs to Joe as much as to Norma - he’s the mannequin and the melody knows it.
Metaphors and symbols
- Vicuña coat - rare-animal luxury equals rarefied access. Price tag as promise.
- White tie and tails - the costume of legitimacy vs Joe’s “filling-station shirt.”
- Shop closed for the day - the world stops for wealth, an everyday miracle of power.
Key Facts
- Artist: Andrew Lloyd Webber, Glenn Close, Alan Campbell
- Featured: Rick Podell as Manfred; Men’s Shop Salesmen ensemble
- Composer: Andrew Lloyd Webber
- Lyricists: Don Black, Christopher Hampton
- Producer: Andrew Lloyd Webber, Nigel Wright
- Music Director: Paul Bogaev
- Orchestrations: David Cullen, Andrew Lloyd Webber
- Album: Sunset Boulevard (1994 Los Angeles Cast)
- Release Date: 1994
- Label: The Really Useful Group under license to Polydor
- Genre: Musical theatre, show-tune with swing-patter elements
- Instruments: woodwinds, brass, strings, piano, guitar, bass, drums, percussion
- Mood: sparkling, sardonic, transactional
- Language: English
- Track #: 15 on the 1994 Los Angeles cast set
- Music style: patter-driven showroom pastiche, jazz-brushed Broadway
Questions and Answers
- Why place a comic boutique number in a noir-tinted musical?
- Because comedy disarms. The laugh makes space for the contract being signed - Joe’s identity gets tailored to Norma’s script.
- What does the “vicuña” lyric signal beyond luxury?
- Exotic rarity equals exclusivity. It’s a badge that says Joe belongs to a new class, and to the person who bought it.
- How did the 2023-24 revival treat this scene?
- The song was cut; the dressing still happens as live video-inflected stage action, keeping the power exchange without the patter.
- Who is Manfred and why is he important?
- He’s the fashion-world emcee. Manfred turns retail into ritual, making the makeover feel official, almost sacramental.
- Where does it sit in the show’s emotional arc?
- Late in act one, right before New Year’s fractures the fantasy. It’s the last glittering yes before a string of brutal no’s.
Awards and Chart Positions
- Tony Awards 1995: the original Broadway production won Best Musical, Best Original Score, Best Book, plus acting and design honors.
- Olivier Awards 2024: Jamie Lloyd’s West End revival won Best Musical Revival; Nicole Scherzinger and Tom Francis took acting prizes.
- Tony Awards 2025: the Broadway revival won Best Revival of a Musical; Nicole Scherzinger won Best Leading Actress in a Musical.
- UK charts 2024: the live Sunset Blvd: The Album from the revival topped the UK Official Compilations Chart.
Additional Info
Notable recordings: beyond the Los Angeles set with Glenn Close and Alan Campbell, listeners often revisit the earlier London iteration led by Patti LuPone and a mid-90s London performance by Betty Buckley. A Portuguese-language production in São Paulo brought a locally tailored lyric translation and a sharp design team, continuing the song’s global life onstage.
Stagecraft notes: designers and directors have long staged the number as a kinetic montage - rolling racks, snap-changes, and spotlight “reveals.” Recent revivals trade set dressing for live cameras and brutal simplicity, letting the act of dressing Joe do the storytelling without the winking list-song.