Let's Have Lunch Lyrics - Sunset Boulevard

Let's Have Lunch Lyrics

Let's Have Lunch

JOE
Hi there, Myron

MYRON
How's it hanging?

JOE
I've got a date with Sheldrake

MYRON
I'm shooting a Western down at Fox

JOE
How can you work with Darryl?

MYRON
We should talk

JOE
Gotta run

BOTH
Let's have lunch

MARY
Hi, Mr. Gillis

JOE
You look great!

MARY
I'm up for an audition

JOE
Sheldrake is driving me insane

MARY
Don't forget me when you're casting

JOE
We should talk

MARY
Gotta run

BOTH
Let's have lunch


JOE MARY
Morning, Joanna Hi there, Myron

JOANNA MYRON
Who are you meeting? You look great

JOE MARY
Sheldrake, but do I need it? I've spent the last month fasting

JOANNA MYRON
I'm handing in my second draft I'm shooting a Western down at Fox

JOE MARY
I'd really love to read it Don't forget me when you're casting

JOANNA MYRON
We should talk We should talk

JOE MARY
Gotta run Gotta run

BOTH BOTH
Let's have lunch Let's have lunch


JOE
Yeah, I have an appointment with Mr. Sheldrake.

JONES
Name?

JOE
Gillis. Joseph Gillis.

JONES
All right, sir, you know your way?

JOE
Yeah.

1ST FINANCEMAN
We want the keys to your car

2ND FINANCEMAN
You're way behind with the payments

1ST FINANCEMAN
Don't give us any fancy footwork...

2ND FINANCEMAN
Give us the keys.

JOE
I only wish I could help
I loaned it to my accountant
He has an important client down in Palm Springs
Felt like shooting the breeze

1ST FINANCEMAN
Are you telling us you walked here?

JOE
I believe in self-denial
I'm in training for the priesthood

2ND FINANCEMAN
O.K., wise guy, three hundred bucks.

1ST FINANCEMAN
Or we're taking the car.

2ND FINANCEMAN
We have a court order.

JOE
I love it when you talk dirty.

SAMMY
Bless you, Joseph

JOE
That you, Sammy?

SAMMY
How do you like my harem?

JOE
How come you get such lousy breaks?

SAMMY
One learns to grin and bear 'em

GIRLS
This is the biggest film ever made.

JOE
What're you playing?

ANITA
Temple virgin

DAWN
Handmaiden to Delilah

JOE
Let's have lunch
Gotta run

You've got to find me a job
I'm way behind with my payments
I thought you were meant to be my agent
I need some work

MORINO
I only wish I could help
This town is dead at the moment
There's been this slowdown in production...

JOE
Who is this jerk?

MORINO
He's my wunderkid from Broadway
Every major studio wants him

YOUNGER MAN
Playing one against the other...

JOE
What I need is three hundred bucks

MORINO
Maybe what you need is a new agent.

JOE
Hello, Artie

ARTIE
Joe, you bastard!

JOE
You never call me any more

ARTIE
Found a cuter dancing partner
How are things?

JOE
Not so great

ARTIE
Will this help?
Twenty bucks?

JOE
Thanks, you're a pal.

ALL
Good morning, Mr. DeMille.

MYRON
Good morning, C.B.

SHELDRAKE
This is Sheldrake
Bring some water
Get me that shithead Nolan

Nolan, sweetheart
Great to talk
This draft is so much brighter
You're the best
Even so
I've hired another writer

SECRETARY
Mr. Gillis.

SHELDRAKE
Joe! What the fuck brings you here?

JOE
You wanted to see me.

SHELDRAKE
I did? What about?

JOE
"Bases Loaded." It's an outline for a baseball picture.

SHELDRAKE
So, pitch.

JOE
It's about a rookie shortstop. He's batting .347.
The kid was once mixed up in a holdup. Now he's trying to go straight.

SHELDRAKE
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I think I have read this.
Somebody, bring in what we've got on...

JOE
"Bases Loaded."

SHELDRAKE
..."Bases Loaded."

JOE
They're pretty hot for it over at Twentieth.

SHELDRAKE
Good!

JOE
But can you see Ty Power as a shortstop?

ENSEMBLE
Let's have lunch

BETTY
Here's that "Bases Loaded" materical, Mr. Sheldrake.
I made a two-page synopsis for you, but I wouldn't bother to read it.

SHELDRAKE
Why not?

BETTY
It's just a rehash of something that wasn't very good to begin with.

SHELDRAKE
Meet Mr. Gillis. He wrote it.

ENSEMBLE
We should talk

SHELDRAKE
This is Miss Kramer.

BETTY
Schaefer. Betty Schaefer. And right now, I'd like to crawl into a hole and pull it in after me.

JOE
If I could be of any help...

BETTY
I'm sorry, Mr. Gillis, I couldn't see the point of it.

JOE
What sort of material do you suggest? James Joyce? Dostoyevsky?

BETTY
I think pictures should at least try to say a little something.

JOE
I see you're one of the message kids.
I expect you'd have turned down "Gone With the Wind".

SHELDRAKE
No, that was me.

ENSEMBLE
Gotta run

BETTY
And I guess I was disappointed.
I've read some of your other work and I thought you had some real talent.

JOE
Yeah, that was last year. This year I felt like eating.

BETTY
Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Gillis.

SHELDRAKE
Thank you, Miss Kramer.
Well, looks like Zanuck's got himself a baseball picture.

ENSEMBLE
We should talk
Gotta run
Let's have lunch

JOE
You've got to give me some work
I'll take whatever's on offer
There must be some shit that needs a rewrite
Throw it my way

SHELDRAKE
I only wish I could help
There's no spare shit at the moment
Remember the greatest writers starved in Garrets
Didn't care about pay

JOE
Are you trying to be funny?

SHELDRAKE
I believe in self-denial
Gives a man some moral backbone

JOE
Can you loan me three hundred bucks?

SHELDRAKE
I'm sorry, Gillis. Good-bye.

JOE
I just love Hollywood.

MYRON
Morning, Joanna CLIFF
Where've you been hiding? SAMMY
Hi there, Lisa MYRON
How're you doing? KATHERINE

I hate this weather CLIFF
You look great LIZ
RKO are O.K.!


MARY
What're you doing? JOANNA
You look great GIRLS
This is the biggest film ever made CLIFF
I'm trying to make my mind up MARY

Guess I was born to play her DAWN
What is my motivation?


JOANNA
You look great SAMMY
They're talking nominations LIZ
You should go work for Warners' MYRON
Is your new script with Sheldrake? MORINO

I'm very close to Sheldrake ARTIE
We shoot next month


SAMMY, SANDY, ARTIE, MORINO, MYRON
Gotta run

JOHN
Let's drive to Vegas this weekend

KATHERINE, JOANNA
Let's have lunch

ANITA
You look great JOANNA
I'm handing in my second draft MARY
It's between me and Dietrich KATHERINE
I've landed a big Broadway show ADAM

I'm gonna work for Metro CLIFF
Let's have lunch MARY
Let's have lunch


GIRLS
Let's have lunch, this is the biggest film ever made MYRON
I'd really love to read it CLIFF
I'd know just how to light you JOHN
Let's have lunch JOHN/LISA

It won't work MORINO
Let's pencil Thursday morning


GROUP 1
We should talk

GROUP 2
Gotta run

CHORUS
Let's have lunch!

Hi, good morning. Aren't we lucky?
Going to work with Cukor
Paramount is paradise
Movies from A to Zukor
We should talk, gotta run

GROUP 1
Let's have lunch

GROUP 2
We should talk

GROUP 1
Gotta run

GROUP 2
Gotta run

ALL
Let's have lunch!


Song Overview

Let’s Have Lunch lyrics by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Judy Kuhn & Alan Campbell
Andrew Lloyd Webber with Judy Kuhn and Alan Campbell headline the studio bustle of ‘Let’s Have Lunch’ in the cast recording.

I’ve always heard “Let’s Have Lunch” as Sunset Boulevard’s first real espresso shot. Joe Gillis hits the Paramount lot, and the number turns into a ricochet of handshakes, favors, and speed networking. It’s patter built for traffic - horns, chatter, the whole company weaving through a camera-lot maelstrom while Joe tries to sell a script and keep repo men off his tail. The track sits early on the 1994 Los Angeles cast album and, in later revivals, even got retitled and lyrically tweaked to fit the production’s updated frame.

Review and Highlights

Scene from Let’s Have Lunch by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Judy Kuhn & Alan Campbell
‘Let’s Have Lunch’ in the official cast recording.

This is the industry in miniature: everyone’s smiling, no one’s listening, and the chorus line doubles as a filing line. The music moves with swing-adjacent clip - bright brass hits, string swells, and a rhythm section that keeps nudging forward. Joe’s quips land like rimshots. Betty Schaefer’s entrance slices through the studio noise, and Sheldrake’s cynicism turns the scene into a pitch meeting where glad-handing is the only currency. I hear David Cullen’s and Andrew Lloyd Webber’s orchestration doing the heavy lift, threading ensemble chatter into a single onrushing line.

Creation History

“Let’s Have Lunch” appears on the American Premiere/1994 Los Angeles cast album, released September 13, 1994, produced for record by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Nigel Wright. The number was later reworked as “Let’s Do Lunch” in Jamie Lloyd’s 2023 West End revival and preserved on the 2024 live album. Orchestrations throughout the show are by David Cullen with Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Song Meaning and Annotations

Andrew Lloyd Webber, Judy Kuhn & Alan Campbell performing Let’s Have Lunch exposing meaning
Music theatre’s running joke about meetings that never happen.

Plot

Joe arrives at Paramount to see Sheldrake. Before he gets near a desk, he’s pinballed by actors, assistants, secretaries, and creditors. He dodges finance men repossessing his car, bumps into old friends, and pitches “Bases Loaded.” Betty Schaefer, the script reader who’ll matter later, calls his outline thin. The room smiles, the door closes, and Joe leaves empty-handed. All he’s picked up is a refrain that keeps boomeranging through the building: “We should talk... gotta run... let’s have lunch.”

Song Meaning

The hook is a Hollywood idiom. “Let’s have lunch” really means “I don’t have time for you right now.” It’s a satire of power without commitment. Joe tries to sell virtue and talent in a system that buys momentum. The message is razor simple: in this town, access beats art - until art bites back. Mood-wise, the number starts breezy, turns hectic, and ends with a wry shrug. Contextually, it sets up Joe’s desperation, the hunger that makes Norma’s later offer feel like oxygen.

Annotations

[SAMMY] Bless you, Joseph … [SAMMY] One learns to grin and bear ’em

The revival leaned into burnout. In the 2023 West End production the exchange was reset to admit gig-economy heartbreak, tightening the satire of hustling without exit.

[ANITA] Temple virgin … [DAWN] Handmaiden to Delilah

The same revival sharpened the joke, tweaking these lines to punchier, darker showbiz gags - the chorus is still selling holiness while angling for a close-up.

Handmaiden to Delilah

The reference lands because Sunset Boulevard’s source film stages Norma’s studio visit on a Samson and Delilah set, with Cecil B. DeMille himself at Paramount. That visual echo is baked into the musical’s lore.

It’s about a rookie shortstop. He’s batting .347.

Joe’s pitch hangs on an overachieving underdog. A shortstop with a .300-plus average is a rarity - which lets Joe project his own “undiscovered” myth onto the kid.

[JOE, spoken]

A cut line in the 2023 revival trims dated references and keeps the scene sprinting. The new script pares fussy exposition in favor of velocity.

But can you see Ty Power as a shortstop?

Tyrone Power was Fox’s matinée idol, prized by Darryl F. Zanuck for star wattage more than gritty drama. Joe’s wisecrack pokes at studio typecasting.

James Joyce? Dostoyevsky?

The name-drop draws a chalk line between “message pictures” and pulp. Betty’s later Joyce nod in “Every Movie’s a Circus” keeps that thread alive.

I expect you’d have turned down “Gone With the Wind” … No, that was me

Hollywood famously misjudged that property more than once. The joke lands because hindsight made the film a benchmark of box-office mythology.

Zanuck’s

Joe bluffs that Fox is hot for his script. Sheldrake calls it. Translation: take your “heat” across the street if you must.

Dietrich

Marlene Dietrich - Wilder’s collaborator - is shorthand for a certain flinty glamour. The line keeps the show’s film-history Rolodex spinning.

Cukor

George Cukor’s name screams prestige. In this world, a director’s surname is a calling card.

Zukor

Adolph Zukor, Paramount’s founding mogul, turns the punchline. From A to Zukor - that’s the studio alphabet and the joke.

Shot of Let’s Have Lunch by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Judy Kuhn & Alan Campbell
Short scene stills echo the film’s Paramount visit - hustle lit by klieg-light glare.
Genre and rhythm

It’s Broadway patter welded to dance-band punch. The groove keeps time with quick exchanges and overlapping lines, mimicking a backlot hallway where everyone talks at once.

Emotional arc

Start: chipper. Middle: cornered. End: brittle humor. Joe’s voice grows drier as the chorus keeps pep at a boil. It’s lipstick on a foreclosure.

Production and instrumentation

Bright brass, tight reeds, busy strings, and a drum kit that leans forward. Orchestrations sharpen the comedy by underlining each wisecrack with a rhythmic wink.

Key phrases and idioms

“Let’s have lunch” works as a social lubricant - and a dodge. “We should talk” translates to “you’re not useful to me yet.” The baseball brag is code for “I’m marketable.” The Tinseltown name-drops are a map of power.

Key Facts

  • Artist: Andrew Lloyd Webber, Judy Kuhn, Alan Campbell
  • Composer: Andrew Lloyd Webber
  • Lyricists/Book: Don Black, Christopher Hampton
  • Producers (recording): Andrew Lloyd Webber, Nigel Wright
  • Release Date: September 13, 1994
  • Album: Sunset Boulevard (1994 Los Angeles Cast)
  • Track #: 2
  • Length: ~3:30
  • Label: A&M Records in the U.S. market; Really Useful/Polydor in some territories
  • Genre: Stage musical, patter song with swing inflections
  • Instruments: Orchestra with brass, reeds, strings, percussion, rhythm section
  • Mood: caffeinated, sardonic, hustling
  • Language: English
  • Music style: fast conversational ensemble, tightly orchestrated
  • Poetic meter: mixed prosody typical of patter writing - quick stresses, internal rhyme

Questions and Answers

Was “Let’s Have Lunch” ever released as a commercial single?
No. It has circulated on cast albums and streaming services, not as a standalone single.
Why did the 2023 revival call it “Let’s Do Lunch”?
The revival adopted several lyric updates and a modernized title to fit the production’s concept, which leaned into a contemporary media frame.
Where does the number sit in the story?
Early Act 1 at Paramount, right after Joe’s narrated prologue. It’s the studio gauntlet he has to run before the plot kicks him toward Norma.
What’s the musical engine of the piece?
Patter writing over brisk, syncopated orchestration - bright brass cues and percussive punctuation that mimic hallway chatter.
Does the song quote or mirror the 1950 film?
It riffs on the film’s studio-visit energy and film-history name-drops, including DeMille’s world, which the movie staged on a Samson and Delilah set.

Awards and Chart Positions

No dedicated single-chart history for the song. The show around it did the winning: the original Broadway production took the 1995 Tony Awards for Best Musical, Best Score, and Best Book; the 2023 West End revival won seven 2024 Olivier Awards including Best Musical Revival; and the 2024 Broadway transfer won the 2025 Tony Award for Best Revival of a Musical, with Nicole Scherzinger taking Best Actress.

Preservation notes: the number appears on the 1994 American Premiere recording and on the 2024 live album from the Savoy, where it’s retitled “Let’s Do Lunch.”

How to Sing Let’s Have Lunch

Diction first. Treat it like controlled patter. Consonants should “click” without getting percussive. Keep vowels narrow so the ensemble locks together.

Breath strategy. Mark quick snatches between name-drops and jokes. If you’re Joe, plan a breath before each punchline so the sarcasm sits on air not muscle.

Tempo and feel. It lives brisk. Ride the subdivision rather than pushing on top of it. Think “forward lean” rather than “fast.”

Balance. In ensemble passages, treat the refrain like underscore for the plot beats. Step out only when the line advances story.

Acting note. Smile with your teeth, not your eyes. The number only lands if the politeness reads as currency.

Additional Info

1994’s album credits the recording to the American Premiere cast, produced by Andrew Lloyd Webber and Nigel Wright, with Paul Bogaev conducting and orchestrations by David Cullen with Lloyd Webber. The 2024 live album from the Savoy documents the lyric updates and the new title. In the 1950 film, Norma’s Paramount visit was shot on a reconstructed Samson and Delilah set under Cecil B. DeMille - a detail the musical’s studio banter keeps winking at.



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