Girl Meet Boy Lyrics
Girl Meet Boy
JOEGirl meets boy
That's a safe beginning
BETTY
It's nearly closing
I thought you weren't going to show
JOE
So did I
I felt it might be kinder
BETTY
What are you saying?
JOE
Come on, Miss Schaefer, you know
BETTY
What?
JOE
Every time I see some young kid
Dreaming they'll produce a masterpiece
I just want to throw them on the next train home
BETTY
Never thought
You'd be so condescending
JOE
Sorry, Miss Schaefer
I didn't come here to fight
BETTY
Girl meets boy
If that's how you want it
She's a young teacher
He's a reporter
It's hate at first sight
JOE
It won't sell
These days they want glamour
Fabulous heiress meets handsome Hollywood heel
The problem is
She thinks he's a burglar
Would you believe it?
A wedding in the last reel
BETTY
It doesn't have to be so mindless
You should write from your experience
Give us something really moving;
Something true
JOE
Who wants true?
Who the hell wants moving?
Moving means starving
And true means holes in your shoe
BETTY
No, you're wrong
They still make good pictures
Stick to your story
It's a good story
JOE
O.K., Miss Schaefer:
I give it to you
BETTY
What do you mean?
JOE
Just what I said. I've given up writing myself. So you write it.
BETTY
Oh, I'm not good enough to do it on my own.
But I thought we could write it together.
JOE
I can't. I'm all tied up.
BETTY
Couldn't we work evenings? Six o'clock in the morning? I'd come to your place.
JOE
Look, Betty, it can't be done. It's out.
Let's keep in touch through Artie.
That way if you get stuck, we can at least talk.
Write this down
I'll give you some ground rules
Plenty of conflict
But nice guys don't break the law
Girl meets boy
She gives herself completely
And though she loves him
JOE/BETTY
She keeps one foot on the floor
BETTY
No one dies except the best friend
No one ever mentions communists
No one takes a black friend to a restaurant
JOE
Very good.
Nothing I can teach you.
We could have had fun
Fighting the studio
BETTY
Yes, Mr. Gillis
That's just what I want.
ARTIE
What a nightmare
Good to see you
Come to my new year's party
JOE
Last year it got out of hand
ARTIE
Guaranteed bad behaviour
JOE
See you then
BETTY
Don't give up
You're too good
JOE
Thanks.
Song Overview

Review and Highlights

This is Sunset Boulevard pivoting to the B-plot romance and the meta-gag about how to pitch it. The scene plays like a writer’s room with an orchestra under it: quips as rhythmic cells, strings gliding between ideas, and a steady clip that sounds like footsteps down a studio corridor. Joe arrives cynical and a little bruised; Betty counters with upright optimism. Their argument turns into a blueprint for a movie neither of them believes in yet. It’s quick, literate, and slyly warm.
Highlights
- Function - a meet-cute that doubles as a debate on art vs. commerce.
- Writing - underscoring carries speech-song; rhyme pokes fun at studio formulas.
- Performance - Judy Kuhn keeps Betty bright without naïveté; Alan Campbell lets the sarcasm land and then softens it; cameo lines for Artie give the scene a social world.
- Takeaways - the number seeds the Joe-Betty partnership and sets up the later reprise, where flirtation finally admits itself.
Creation History
Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote the music with lyrics and book by Don Black and Christopher Hampton. The number entered with the Los Angeles staging in late 1993 and appears on the American Premiere/1994 Los Angeles cast recording. Orchestrations are credited to David Cullen with Lloyd Webber, the team responsible for the show’s glossy, film-noir palette. Subsequent productions have adjusted text and structure; the 2023 West End revival re-examined several lyrics while retaining the scene’s function.
Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot
Betty Schaefer corners Joe about the script they sparked earlier. He tries to shut it down with talk of market realities and shabby endings. She answers with a different recipe: write what hurts and tell the truth. They volley premises - from “teacher vs. reporter” to “heiress meets heel” - while Joe keeps insisting that sincerity doesn’t sell. Artie drops in and extends a lifeline to normal life - a party, a crowd, a clock still ticking - and then exits. By the last bars, Joe hands her the project in words he doesn’t quite mean. The door to partnership opens anyway.
Song Meaning
The number runs on friction. Cynicism and belief smack into each other and light a match. Joe uses genre clichés as armor; Betty treats them like scaffolding to climb past. Message: stories sell when someone risks honesty, but the business will always ask for sparkle. Mood: crackling, witty, a touch bruised. Context: in a score steeped in Hollywood’s myth, this is the page-one conversation about how myths are manufactured.
Annotations
“Girl meets boy - that’s a safe beginning.”
Joe starts by mocking the most basic logline, but he can’t avoid it either. The phrase becomes an admission: he’s already inside the trope he’s dismissing.
“Give us something really moving; something true.”
Betty’s thesis in nine words. She wants authenticity without sermon. The scene keeps asking what “true” costs when a studio is paying.
“Yes, Mr Gillis - That’s why I need you.”
In the 2023 West End revival, this line replaces Betty’s original tag to sharpen the power dynamic and agency. The subtext flips: she isn’t asking permission, she’s recruiting a partner who makes the work better.

Genre, rhythm, and orchestration
Through-sung musical theatre with a noir sheen. Speech drives the pulse; strings and reeds shadow the dialogue, with brass nudges for sarcasm. The orchestrations favor quick modulations that feel like jump cuts.
Emotional arc
Start: sparring. Middle: begrudging curiosity. End: a handshake the scene pretends isn’t a handshake.
Cultural touchpoints
Classic studio playbook jokes - the last-reel wedding, the burglar misunderstanding - rub against a late-20th-century skepticism about happy endings. It’s Wilder’s Hollywood, refracted through a 1990s Broadway pit.
Key Facts
- Artist: Andrew Lloyd Webber with Judy Kuhn, Alan Campbell and a brief appearance by Vincent Tumeo as Artie
- Composer: Andrew Lloyd Webber
- Lyricists/Book: Don Black, Christopher Hampton
- Album: Sunset Boulevard (1994 Los Angeles Cast) - American Premiere Recording
- Release Date: 1994
- Label: The Really Useful Group under exclusive license to Polydor Limited
- Track #: 11
- Genre: Pop, Musicals
- Language: English
- Featured cast on track: Judy Kuhn (Betty), Alan Campbell (Joe), Vincent Tumeo (Artie)
- Orchestrations: David Cullen, Andrew Lloyd Webber
- Music style: dialogue-driven duet with film-noir coloration
- Mood: brisk, witty, lightly romantic
- Structure notes: commonly split in licensed materials as “Girl Meets Boy (Part 1)” and “(Part 2)”
Questions and Answers
- Where does this scene sit in the show’s story?
- After the hustle of “Every Movie’s a Circus,” it plants the Joe-Betty collaboration that complicates Joe’s life at Norma’s mansion.
- Why all the jokes about formulas?
- They’re bait. The characters test whether they can write past clichés or just re-paint them. The comedy keeps the debate from sounding preachy.
- Is there a standout melody to take home?
- Not in the usual sense. The vocal writing tracks speech patterns; the orchestra supplies lift and glue.
- Does the revival change anything important here?
- Yes. The 2023 London and 2024 Broadway revivals tightened the score and revised some lyrics, including sharper Betty lines in this scene.
- Other notable recordings?
- The 1995 Canadian cast features Anita Louise Combe and Rex Smith, and the 2024 live London album captures the Jamie Lloyd staging with Grace Hodgett Young and Tom Francis.
Awards and Chart Positions
- Tony Awards 1995: The musical won Best Musical, Best Original Score, Best Book, plus acting wins for Glenn Close and George Hearn.
- Olivier Awards 2024: The Jamie Lloyd revival won seven including Best Musical Revival, Best Actress (Nicole Scherzinger) and Best Actor (Tom Francis).
- Album chart note: The 1994 American Premiere Recording reached the Billboard 200 at #191 for one week in October 1994.
- Cast Albums chart: “Sunset Blvd: The Album” from the 2023 London revival debuted at #1 on Billboard’s Cast Albums chart in November 2024.
How to Sing “Girl Meets Boy”
This is conversational writing set to a moving floor. Treat it like on-mic dialogue that happens to be in tune.
- Ranges in context: Joe is a high baritone role, commonly written up to G; Betty sits as a soprano who can belt to C with head voice to top A. That’s plenty of space for crisp speech-song and quick flips between mix and head.
- Breath and phrasing: Mark commas for breath but ride through the joke setups so the punch lines don’t land short. Keep consonants forward; let the orchestra carry legato.
- Tempo feel: Think “studio corridor brisk” - not rushed. The scene banters; if it sprints, the wit goes flat.
- Acting anchor: Joe deflects with sarcasm; Betty pushes for sincerity. Play the status game and let the music nudge the shifts.
- Blend in the ensemble tag: When Artie pops in, reset energy without losing the Joe-Betty thread. It’s a social beat, not a new scene.
Additional Info
Alternate and international versions: The 1995 Canadian cast recording documents a parallel take on the duet. Brazil’s 2019 São Paulo production translated the show for Teatro Santander audiences, with a locally crafted Portuguese version of this scene that preserves its quick prosody and punchline timing.
Licensing notes: Official materials often label the duet as two adjacent cues - Part 1 and Part 2 - reflecting how the Artie interruption splits the dramatic action.