Caitlyn and Haley lyrics

- Edges: A Song Cycle

Caitlyn and Haley lyrics

Caitlyn and Haley

HALEY
Caitlyn is growing
She grew two inches just last year
Mom says Caitlyn`s becoming a woman
Caitlyn got louder
She`s always talking on the phone
Caitlyn wears earrings and lipstick
Caitlyn got a cell phone
Caitlyn got a license
Caitlyn got a boyfriend
Caitlyn gets everything

Caitlyn won`t play with me anymore
Like she used to
Won`t help me with my homework
Like she did before she grew
Caitlyn tells stories that aren`t true

She told mom she was sleeping over at Julie`s
But I saw her go out with that slimy guy
With hair allover his face
Caitlyn`s now friends with the bullies
Who in middle school she swore forever to hate
Caitlyn is bad now

Caitlyn is stealing mom`s money
Caitlyn won`t laugh at my jokes anymore
Caitlyn says I am not funny
And Caitlyn is dressing like a whore

Caitlyn is growing
I saw her smoke a cigarette
Mom says, `Caitlyn`s becoming a woman`
But if Caitlyn is a woman
I don`t wanna be a woman quite yet

CAITLYN
Haley`s a baby
She hasn`t started puberty
Haley is stealing my sport`s bras
Haley`s flat-cheasted
She`s always looking through my drawers
Haley is still wearing scrunchis
Haley got annoying
Haley`s gotten younger
Haley`s gotten needy
Haley wants everything

Haley is mad I moved out of room
I put my stuff in the attic
Haley just cries when she can`t get her way
She`s way too dramatic
Haley says I act erratic
She probably got that from mom

She`s always acting mean to my boyfriend
She locks herself up in her room
Whenever he comes by
Haley won`t ride in my car now
She says it smells way too smokey inside

Haley is wierd and anti-social
She has no friends but mom and dad
Haley loves sharing my secrets
And telling on me when I do something bad

Haley`s a baby
Was I that young at her age`
I tell all my friends
She`s just going through a stage

BOTH
I wish Caitlyn(Haley) would stop(start) growing

HALEY
I wish Caitlyn still played foursquare

CAITLYN
I wish Haley did her hair

BOTH
I wish

HALEY
Caitlyn didn`t date those guys

CAITLYN
I wish Haley didn`t cry so much

HALEY
I wished Caitlyn move back in

CAITLYN
I wish Haley had tough skin

BOTH
I wish I had my sister back
My stupid, ugly sister back
We stop ourselves then get real fat
Sneak down the stairs for a midnight snack
I hope we`re on an upward track
I`ll sign a form
I`ll make a pact
She`ll make up all the parts I lack
If I can have my sister back


Last Update: April, 26th 2015


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