Dear God, if you're so famous how come you're never one T.V.?
Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, how did you know you were God?
Dear God, who draws the lines around the countries.
etc. etc. etc.
In the beginning...
God created the heavens and the earth.
He set the world spinning so we can conclude...
Dear God...Please make my sister prettier so she can get married.
That he created brothers who sometimes intrude!
But first he added flowers and fishes in the sea.
And birds and animals in all their glory.
Dear God...Is Pastor Bowen a friend of y ours or do you just know him through business?
Would YOU rather tell this story?
(sung) Then he made man and woman who brought forth children.
Dear God...What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.
Two people making babies.
Ewwwwww! That's gross!
And their children had children.
Dear God...I bet you can't name the capitals of every state. I can.
Dear God...A lot of people bad things with your name in it, but I never do.
Dear God...Did you have as much trouble learning Hebrew as I am?
And these children have lots of questions! Last Update: June, 10th 2013