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I Wish I Could Go Back to College Lyrics
KATE MONSTER:
I wish I could go back to college.
Life was so simple back then.
NICKY:
What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!
PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college.
In college you know who you are.
You sit in the quad, and think, "Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far!"
ALL:
How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore!
PRINCETON:
I wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh...
I wish I could just drop a class...
NICKY:
Or get into a play...
KATE MONSTER:
Or change my major...
PRINCETON:
Or fuck my T.A.
ALL:
I need an academic advisor to point the way!
We could be...
Sitting in the computer lab,
4 A.M. before the final paper is due,
Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner,
And seeing the rest of the class there, too!
PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college!
ALL:
How do I go back to college?!
AHHHH...
PRINCETON:
I wish I had taken more pictures.
NICKY:
But if I were to go back to college,
Think what a loser I'd be-
I'd walk through the quad,
And think "Oh my God..."
ALL:
"These kids are so much younger than me."
Last Update: June, 16th 2014
Avenue Q Lyrics
- Act 1
- The Avenue Q Theme
- What Do You Do with a B.A. in English?
- It Sucks To Be Me
- If You Were Gay
- Purpose
- Everyone's A Little Bit Racist
- The Internet Is For Porn
- Mix Tape
- I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
- Special
- You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want
- Fantasies Come True
- My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada
- There's a Fine, Fine Line
- Act 2
- There Is Life Outside Your Apartment
- The More You Ruv Someone
- Schadenfreude
- I Wish I Could Go Back to College
- The Money Song
- School for Monsters/The Money Song (Reprise)
- There's A Fine, Fine Line (Reprise)
- What Do You Do With A B.A. In English? (Reprise)
- For Now
- Tear It Up And Throw It Away