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Everyone's A Little Bit Racist Lyrics — Avenue Q

Everyone's A Little Bit Racist Lyrics

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Princeton:
Say, Kate, can I ask you a question?

Kate Monster:
Sure!

Princeton:
Well, you know Trekkie Monster upstairs?

Kate Monster:
Uh huh.

Princeton:
Well, he's Trekkie Monster, and you're Kate Monster.

Kate Monster:
Right.

Princeton:
You're both Monsters.

Kate Monster:
Yeah.

Princeton:
Are you two related?

Kate Monster:
What?! Princeton, I'm surprised at you! I find that racist!

Princeton:

Oh, well, I'm sorry! I was just asking!

Kate Monster:
Well, it's a touchy subject.
No, not all Monsters are related.
What are you trying say, huh?
That we all look the same to you?
Huh, huh, huh?

Princeton:
No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry,
I guess that was a little racist.

Kate Monster:
I should say so. You should be much more
careful when you're talking about the
sensitive subject of race.

Princeton:
Well, look who's talking!

Kate Monster:
What do you mean?

Princeton:
What about that special Monster School you told me about?

Kate Monster:
What about it?

Princeton:
Could someone like me go there?

Kate Monster:
No, we don't want people like you-

Princeton:
You see?!

You're a little bit racist.

Kate Monster:
Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton:
I guess we're both a little bit racist.

Kate Monster:
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...

Princeton:
But I guess it's true.

Kate Monster:
Between me and you,
I think

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find
No one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.

Princeton:
Now not big judgments, like who to hire
or who to buy a newspaper from -

Kate Monster:
No!

Princeton:
No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican
busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!

Kate Monster:
Right!

Both:
Everyone's a little bit racist
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist
Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because
They're based on truth.
Don't take them as
Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!

Princeton:
All right, stop me if you've heard this one.

Kate Monster:
Okay!

Princeton:
There's a plan going down and there's only
one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...

Kate Monster:
And a black guy!

Gary Coleman:
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Kate?

Kate Monster:
Uh...

Gary Coleman:
You were telling a black joke!

Princeton:
Well, sure, Gary, but lots of people tell black jokes.

Gary Coleman:
I don't.

Princeton:
Well, of course you don't - you're black!
But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?

Gary Coleman:
Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!

Princeton:
Now, don't you think that's a little racist?

Gary Coleman:
Well, damn, I guess you're right.

Kate Monster:
You're a little bit racist.

Gary Coleman:
Well, you're a little bit too.

Princeton:
We're all a little bit racist.

Gary Coleman:
I think that I would
Have to agree with you.

Princeton/Kate Monster:
We're glad you do.

Gary Coleman:
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist -

All right!

Kate Monster:
All right!

Princeton:
All right!

Gary Coleman:
All right!
Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white

All:
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.

Princeton:
Oh, Christ do I feel good.

Gary Coleman:
Now there was a fine upstanding black man!

Princeton:
Who?

Gary Coleman:
Jesus Christ.

Kate Monster:
But, Gary, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman:
No, Jesus was black.

Kate Monster:
No, Jesus was white.

Gary Coleman:
No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black-

Princeton:
Guys, guys...Jesus was Jewish!

Brian:
Hey guys, what are you laughing about?

Gary Coleman:
Racism!

Brian:
Cool.

Christmas Eve:
BRIAN! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!

Princeton:
What's that mean?

Brian:
Um, recyclables.
Hey, don't laugh at her!
How many languages do you speak?

Kate Monster:
Oh, come off it, Brian!
Everyone's a little bit racist.

Brian:
I'm not!

Princeton:
Oh no?

Brian:
Nope!

How many Oriental wives
Have you got?

Christmas Eve:
What? Brian!

Princeton:
Brian, buddy, where you been?
The term is Asian-American!

Christmas Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!

Brian:
I'm sorry, honey, I love you.

Christmas Eve:
And I love you.

Brian:
But you're racist, too.

Christmas Eve:
Yes, I know.
The Jews have all
The money
And the whites have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!

Princeton:
Me too!

Kate Monster:
Me too!

Gary Coleman:
I can't even get a taxi!

All:
Everyone's a little bit racist
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So PC
Maybe we could live in -
Harmony!

Christmas Eve:
Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!
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Song Overview

In Avenue Q, "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist" is the score's most openly provocative ensemble number - a satirical scene song that turns a clumsy conversation between Princeton and Kate Monster into a full neighborhood argument about prejudice, stereotypes, and denial. The writing is built like a comic escalation. One awkward remark leads to another, then the whole block piles on. The result is bright, fast, and intentionally uncomfortable. That is why the song still gets talked about. It does not ask the audience to relax. It asks them to laugh, then notice what exactly they are laughing at.

Everyone's A Little Bit Racist lyrics by Avenue Q
The Avenue Q cast performs 'Everyone's A Little Bit Racist' lyrics in the video.

Review and Highlights

This is one of the songs that made Avenue Q impossible to ignore in 2003. Playbill called it catchy and slightly offensive when the Broadway cast was booked to perform it on The View, which is about as neat a summary as you can ask for. The number works because it is not polite satire. It is written to sound breezy while it steps on live wires.

Musically, the song keeps a brisk Broadway pulse and a communal sing-song bounce, which lets the material land faster than a lecture ever could. Scene-wise, Music Theatre International's synopsis says Princeton makes a racist statement about Monsters, then he and Kate explore the idea that everyone is a little bit racist. That setup matters. The number is not about endorsing prejudice. It is about exposing how often people excuse or disguise it, especially when they think they are being harmless.

Key Takeaways:

  • The song uses humor to force a conversation about everyday bias.
  • Its power comes from escalation and ensemble contradiction.
  • The tone is playful, but the subject is deliberately abrasive.
  • It remains one of the show's most debated and memorable numbers.
Scene from Everyone's A Little Bit Racist by Avenue Q
'Everyone's A Little Bit Racist' in the cast performance video.

Avenue Q (2003) - ensemble social satire number - presentational inside an argument scene. It appears in Act I after Princeton's early search for meaning and before the score swings into the even more notorious "The Internet Is for Porn." On the original Broadway cast recording, it is track 5 and runs about 5 minutes 27 seconds. Why it matters: it takes a private awkward exchange and turns it into the show's first full public brawl over a cultural fault line.

Creation History

Avenue Q arrived on Broadway in July 2003 after its Off-Broadway run, with music and lyrics by Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx and book by Jeff Whitty. Playbill's August 2003 cast-album report lists "Everyone's a Little Bit Racist" among the songs recorded for the original Broadway cast album, and later Playbill coverage places it at track 5 on the release. Qobuz lists the runtime at 5:27 on the Broadway cast recording. The song's notoriety was immediate enough that Playbill reported the cast performing it on national television in September 2003, well before the show had fully settled into Broadway legend.

Lyricist Analysis

The lyric writing is blunt by design. This is not a number that hides behind elegant phrasing. Lopez and Marx use short, direct statements, then keep flipping the point of view so no one in the scene gets to claim moral distance for long. That constant turn is the craft. Every time the audience starts to settle, somebody else walks in with another angle, another excuse, or another stereotype.

Meter is mostly speech-rhythm driven, but the refrain lands with chant-like certainty, which is why it sticks so stubbornly. The title phrase is compact, percussive, and easy for a group to hit together. Phonetically, the repeated t and k sounds give it a clipped comic bite. The music's bounce does the rest. It is the old satirical trick: the sunnier the frame, the nastier the implication. No velvet gloves here.

Song Meaning and Annotations

Avenue Q performing Everyone's A Little Bit Racist
Video moments that reveal the song's meaning.

Plot

Princeton says something offensive about Monsters. Kate Monster reacts. Instead of backing away, the conversation spirals outward as more neighbors join in, each admitting bias while also trying to normalize it, dodge it, or redirect it. What starts as one clumsy insult becomes a communal confession of sorts, though confession may be too noble a word. The scene is messier than that. Everyone talks. Nobody really wins.

Song Meaning

The song's meaning sits in its provocation: prejudice is not just the property of cartoon villains. It shows up in casual assumptions, defensive jokes, social shorthand, and the little categories people carry around without examining. The number argues that bias is widespread, then dares the audience to decide whether that admission is honest, evasive, or both. That tension is why the song survives. It can sound revealing to one listener and suspiciously self-excusing to another. Both reactions are part of the design.

Annotations

Everyone's a little bit racist

The title line works as confession and dodge at the same time. It admits bias, but it can also flatten big differences in power and harm if heard too lazily. The song knows that risk and plays right on the edge of it.

Sometimes

That one word matters. It softens the charge, almost like a hand raised in self-defense. It is a tiny qualifier with a lot of comic and moral weight.

Doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes

This is classic Avenue Q logic - jump from ordinary bias to the worst-case extreme, then pretend the gap proves innocence. The line is funny because the reasoning is flimsy and familiar.

Stylistically, the song blends Broadway ensemble comedy with topical satire. The rhythm drives forward so quickly that the audience barely has time to sort the argument before the next joke lands. Culturally, it was a flashpoint from the start. The New Yorker described the show as an inventive satire that explored racism along with failure, love, and identity, while Playbill's 2003 coverage made clear this was already one of the score's headline-grabbing numbers. It is a theater song that behaves like a debate, only with better hooks.

Lyrical Themes

The key themes are prejudice, self-justification, social hypocrisy, group defensiveness, and the dangerous comfort of saying the quiet part almost out loud.

Production and Instrumentation

Music Theatre International's extraction listing gives the orchestration as piano-conductor score, reed, electric guitar, keyboard, drum set, and electric bass. That small, punchy setup fits the song well. It needs drive, clarity, and room for rapid-fire character entrances.

Idioms, Symbols, and Tone

The neighborhood becomes a miniature public square where everybody reveals more than they mean to. The tone is bright, needling, and restless. Nobody gets a clean halo. That is the joke, and the trap.

Shot of Everyone's A Little Bit Racist by Avenue Q
Short scene from the performance video.

Technical Information (Quick Facts)

  • Song: Everyone's A Little Bit Racist
  • Artist: Avenue Q cast
  • Featured: Princeton; Kate Monster; ensemble
  • Composer: Robert Lopez; Jeff Marx
  • Producer: Jay David Saks
  • Release Date: October 7, 2003
  • Genre: Show tune; musical theatre ensemble; satire
  • Instruments: Voice 1; Voice 2; Voice 3; piano; reed; electric guitar; keyboard; drum set; electric bass
  • Label: Victor
  • Mood: provocative; comic; confrontational
  • Length: 5:27
  • Track #: 5
  • Language: English
  • Album: Avenue Q (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
  • Music style: Broadway ensemble satire
  • Poetic meter: speech-rhythm with chant-like refrain accents

Frequently Asked Questions

Who sings "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist" in the show?
It begins with Princeton and Kate Monster, then expands into a broader ensemble number as more neighbors join the argument.
Where does the song appear in Avenue Q?
It appears in Act I, after Princeton's early self-searching and before "The Internet Is for Porn," as part of the show's first big turn into social satire.
What is the song about?
It is about casual prejudice, defensiveness, and the uneasy way people try to normalize their own assumptions.
Is the song endorsing racism?
No. The satire comes from exposing flawed reasoning and everyday bias, even if the song deliberately risks discomfort to make that point.
Why is this one of the show's most debated songs?
Because it mixes catchy comedy with a subject that does not sit still. Some listeners hear sharp honesty, while others hear a risky flattening of different kinds of prejudice.
Who wrote it?
Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx wrote the music and lyrics as part of the Avenue Q score, with Jeff Whitty writing the book.
Did the song chart by itself?
No reliable source surfaced a stand-alone chart history for the individual track.
Was it performed outside the stage show?
Yes. Playbill reported the Broadway cast performed it on The View in September 2003, which helped give the number early national visibility.
Why does it still get discussed?
Because the song turns an uncomfortable subject into a singable group argument, and that means audiences keep revisiting whether its satire clarifies the issue or muddies it.
What musical quality helps it work onstage?
Ensemble precision. The number depends on quick entrances, crisp diction, and the feeling of a debate breaking into song.

Awards and Chart Positions

No reliable source surfaced a stand-alone chart run or song-specific award for "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist." The honors belong to the musical and its cast recording.

ItemRecognitionDetails
Avenue Q2004 Tony AwardsWon Best Musical and Best Original Score
Avenue Q - The Musical47th Grammy AwardsNominated for Best Musical Show Album
Original Broadway cast recordingRelease milestonePlaybill's 2003 coverage published the track list with this song at number 5

Additional Info

  • Playbill reported in September 2003 that the Broadway cast would perform the song on The View, a sign that producers knew exactly which number would get attention fast.
  • Musicnotes lists the published sheet music in G major with a voice range of A3 to G5 for the piano-vocal-guitar arrangement.
  • Music Theatre International offers the song as a show extraction with the original orchestration setup, which helps explain why it plays so well in concerts and cabaret excerpts.
  • The New Yorker identified racism as one of the show's core satirical targets in its 2003 review, putting this number squarely inside the musical's larger social project rather than treating it as a random shock gag.

Key Contributors

EntityTypeRelationship
Robert LopezPersonco-wrote music and lyrics for "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist"
Jeff MarxPersonco-wrote music and lyrics for "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist"
Jeff WhittyPersonwrote the book for Avenue Q
Jay David SaksPersonproduced the original Broadway cast recording
PrincetonCharacterstarts the scene with an offensive assumption
Kate MonsterCharacterargues with Princeton and helps trigger the ensemble debate
Music Theatre InternationalOrganizationlicenses the musical and documents the scene in the synopsis
PlaybillOrganizationcovered the song's early television exposure and cast recording release

How to Sing Everyone's A Little Bit Racist

This number is an ensemble timing test disguised as a comic song. Musicnotes lists the published arrangement in G major with a range of A3 to G5, and the stage version depends less on vocal glamour than on diction, character switches, and rhythmic nerve. You have to sound quick, pointed, and slightly too comfortable with saying the wrong thing.

  1. Start with the scene. Read the argument aloud before singing it. Every line needs a target.
  2. Keep the tempo moving. The song dies if it gets heavy or self-important.
  3. Sharpen diction. Crisp consonants help the satire land and keep the ensemble together.
  4. Differentiate each speaker. The number works because the viewpoints keep shifting.
  5. Do not oversing. This is about precision and reaction, not size.
  6. Plan ensemble cutoffs. Quick entrances and clean stops matter as much as the pitches.
  7. Hold the comic nerve. Play the certainty of each line, not a wink at the audience.
  8. Stay alert to tone. The material is provocative, so clarity and control keep it from turning muddy.

Practice materials: G major piano-vocal sheet music, spoken-text rhythm drills, and ensemble rehearsals focused on entrances and cutoffs are the best starting tools.

Sources

Data verified via Playbill cast-recording coverage and television booking coverage, Music Theatre International synopsis and orchestration listings, Musicnotes sheet-music details, Qobuz runtime and credit data, Tony Awards winner records, Grammy artist nomination records, and contemporary press coverage from The New Yorker.

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Avenue Q Lyrics: Song List

  1. Act 1
  2. The Avenue Q Theme
  3. What Do You Do with a B.A. in English?
  4. It Sucks To Be Me
  5. If You Were Gay
  6. Purpose
  7. Everyone's A Little Bit Racist
  8. The Internet Is For Porn
  9. Mix Tape
  10. I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
  11. Special
  12. You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want
  13. Fantasies Come True
  14. My Girlfriend, Who Lives in Canada
  15. There's a Fine, Fine Line
  16. Act 2
  17. There Is Life Outside Your Apartment
  18. The More You Ruv Someone
  19. Schadenfreude
  20. I Wish I Could Go Back to College
  21. The Money Song
  22. School for Monsters/The Money Song (Reprise)
  23. There's A Fine, Fine Line (Reprise)
  24. What Do You Do With A B.A. In English? (Reprise)
  25. For Now
  26. Tear It Up And Throw It Away

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