Mister McGuffin Lyrics — Adrift In Macao

Mister McGuffin

McGuffin, Mr. McGuffin
Better watch out or else he'll rip out all of your stuffin'
He's a dangerous guy who might poke out your eye
I ain't telling no lie

Run here, run there, lay low, duck down
He lies in wait all over town
Until the cops can catch the McGuffin, look out, look out, look out
For Mr. McGuffin

Danger and plotting, red blood and clotting
Clotted cream and scones
He eats them while his victim screams and moans
He's really a sadist

McGuffin, Mr. McGuffin (Running down the street, he's there at your back and he's packing heat)
Be on your guard as he'll knock you down to nothin' (Beware, he'll attack and then retreat)
He's a dangerous man, he's got friends in Japan
So beware if you can
McGuffin

Pow!

Run here, run there, back up, leave town
His guns, his goons will shoot you down
Until the cops can catch the McGuffin, look out, look out, look out
He's bad without a doubt, the man they talk about

He's pinching your arm now, causing you harm now, he doesn't care (Mr. McGuffin)
So awful and creepy 'cause you're peeping, better beware (Mr. McGuffin)

Mr. McGuffin
Last Update: December, 09th 2025