Mister McGuffin Lyrics — Adrift In Macao

Mister McGuffin Lyrics

Mister McGuffin

McGuffin, Mr. McGuffin
Better watch out or else he'll rip out all of your stuffin'
He's a dangerous guy who might poke out your eye
I ain't telling no lie

Run here, run there, lay low, duck down
He lies in wait all over town
Until the cops can catch the McGuffin, look out, look out, look out
For Mr. McGuffin

Danger and plotting, red blood and clotting
Clotted cream and scones
He eats them while his victim screams and moans
He's really a sadist

McGuffin, Mr. McGuffin (Running down the street, he's there at your back and he's packing heat)
Be on your guard as he'll knock you down to nothin' (Beware, he'll attack and then retreat)
He's a dangerous man, he's got friends in Japan
So beware if you can
McGuffin

Pow!

Run here, run there, back up, leave town
His guns, his goons will shoot you down
Until the cops can catch the McGuffin, look out, look out, look out
He's bad without a doubt, the man they talk about

He's pinching your arm now, causing you harm now, he doesn't care (Mr. McGuffin)
So awful and creepy 'cause you're peeping, better beware (Mr. McGuffin)

Mr. McGuffin



Song Overview

Review and Highlights

Quick summary

  • A mid-show ensemble jolt that turns the show’s central plot device into a singable threat report.
  • Sung by Tempura and Corinna with Joe and Daisy, the trenchcoat chorus that keeps the parody humming.
  • On the 2008 cast album it is track 5, credited to Michele Ragusa and Orville Mendoza.
  • Staged as a comic chase engine: brisk, physical, and happy to step on its own noir shadow.
  • Its job is practical - make the villain feel present without showing him, then push the story into the next scrape.

Adrift in Macao (2007) - stage musical - non-diegetic. This number is the show’s sly bit of carpentry: it takes the name everyone is chasing and turns it into a chorus hook. In film noir terms, that is a delicious cheat. You get menace, you get momentum, and you get a wink at the audience who knows what a McGuffin is supposed to do.

The best productions treat it as an athletic joke. The tune is not asking for velvet singing. It is asking for bright diction, quick turns, and choreography that looks like it was stolen from a studio backlot and then sped up. One review called it a standout because the movement is relentlessly cheerful, which is exactly the kind of mismatch a noir spoof needs.

Creation History

Christopher Durang and Peter Melnick built the piece as a loving parody of 1940s and 1950s noir, and the show’s development path is unusually well documented: early work at the New York Stage and Film Company, a Philadelphia Theatre Company run in 2005, then the off-Broadway premiere at 59E59 Theaters in January 2007. The cast album arrived May 13, 2008. A number like this makes sense inside that timeline - it is crafted for stage timing and stage bodies, not for studio atmosphere.

Song Meaning and Annotations

Plot

By the time the ensemble launches into this song, the story has already introduced Macao’s nightclub politics: who owns the room, who resents the new singer, and who is lying about why they are in town. The villain remains offstage, but his name keeps circulating like a bad cigarette. The song lets the characters paint him as danger incarnate, while the show keeps its card hidden.

Song Meaning

The number is about fear as performance. Tempura and Corinna sell the menace with theatrical confidence, and that selling is the point. In a spoof, the characters have to believe their own movie logic, or the jokes fall flat. Here, the lyric stance says: the villain is everywhere. The staging says: also, we are enjoying the act of saying it. That double register is the show’s signature move.

Annotations

"The search for Mr. McGuffin ... is standing in for a plot."

Durang is refreshingly candid about the device. The show does not pretend the chase is realistic. It uses the chase as permission to fling characters into scenes, songs, and sudden reversals. This number is the musical version of that permission slip.

"The show stopping 'Mister McGuffin,' featuring ... relentlessly happy choreography."

This is a staging clue disguised as praise. The choreography should not look grim. It should look buoyant, almost too pleased with itself, because the comedy lives in that contrast: danger described with a grin.

"In a nod toward Alfred Hitchcock ... Durang deflates his own joke by explaining it."

That criticism is fair and useful. Productions often tighten the delivery around the reference: play the menace cleanly and let the audience catch up. If the actors over-explain, the number risks losing its snap.

Rhythm and style

The writing leans on classic Broadway pastiche - quick chorus shapes, crisp internal rhymes, and a band sound built for a small combo. The rhythm is more musical-comedy engine than nightclub croon. When it lands, it feels like a chase scene that learned how to tap dance.

Symbols and the title device

A McGuffin is supposed to be a plot object that matters to the characters more than it matters to the audience. This song turns that idea into theatre: the name is the object. The title becomes a prop you can toss between voices, which makes the show’s joke legible without pausing the action.

Technical Information (Quick Facts)

  • Artist: Michele Ragusa; Orville Mendoza
  • Featured: Ensemble (Joe and Daisy in production listings)
  • Composer: Peter Melnick
  • Producer: Peter Melnick; Joel Moss
  • Release Date: May 13, 2008
  • Genre: Musical theatre, ensemble comedy number
  • Instruments: Piano-conductor; reeds; drums; synthesizer; bass
  • Label: LML Music (release); Melnikov Music (phonogram credit on major platforms)
  • Mood: Bright menace, satirical urgency
  • Length: 2:39
  • Track #: 5
  • Language: English
  • Album (if any): Adrift in Macao - The New Musical
  • Music style: Classic Broadway pastiche with film noir parody attitude
  • Poetic meter: Conversational stress with repeated hook patterns

Frequently Asked Questions

Who sings the number in the story?
Tempura and Corinna lead it, with Joe and Daisy listed as additional voices in production song lists.
Where does it sit on the cast album?
It appears as track 5 on the 2008 recording.
Why is the name "McGuffin" funny here?
Because it is a film term for a plot driver, and the show uses that term as if it were a flesh-and-blood villain.
Is the song a villain song or an ensemble chase number?
More ensemble chase number: it builds threat through repetition and momentum, then hands the story back to the next scene.
How should it be staged?
Fast and physical. The number reads best when the performers move with cheerful certainty, even while describing danger.
Does it reveal the villain?
No. It makes the villain feel present without solving the mystery, which keeps the parody engine running.
What is the musical style?
Classic Broadway pastiche filtered through noir parody - crisp hooks, clear jokes, and a small-band bite.
Is there an official recording release?
Yes, the song is on the commercial cast album released in May 2008.
Does the show explain the Hitchcock reference?
At least one review noted that the piece sometimes explains the reference directly. Productions can play that moment lean to preserve pace.
Are there mainstream chart positions or certifications?
Not in the standard chart databases that typically track pop singles. The recording circulates mainly as a cast album.

Awards and Chart Positions

The track is not documented with mainstream pop chart peaks, but the show gathered credible off-Broadway recognition in 2007, and this number is often singled out in reviews as a production high point. According to Variety magazine, the piece leans hard into noir mechanics, with the chase for the unseen villain functioning as a deliberate genre toy.

Item Year Result Notes
Drama Desk Awards - Outstanding Music (show level) 2007 Nominee Nomination credited to Peter Melnick.
Drama Desk Awards - Outstanding Featured Actor in a Musical (show level) 2007 Nominee Nomination credited to Orville Mendoza.
Lucille Lortel Awards - Outstanding Costume Design (show level) 2007 Nominee Nomination credited to Willa Kim.
Lucille Lortel Awards - Outstanding Featured Actress (show level) 2007 Nominee Nomination credited to Michele Ragusa.

Additional Info

There is a reason the title term survives outside film classes: a McGuffin is narrative gasoline. This musical makes that gasoline visible. It turns a screenwriting concept into a guy with a name and a reputation, then lets the ensemble sing about him as if he were a nightclub legend. That is the show’s best trick - it treats its own scaffolding as a prop.

One can also hear the authors’ affection for old Hollywood craft. The tune moves like a montage. The text hits like a string of hard cuts. If the staging is tight, the audience does not need a lecture on Hitchcock to get the joke. They just need the performers to sell the danger with smiles.

Key Contributors

Entity Type Relationship statement
Christopher Durang Person Durang wrote the book and lyrics for the musical.
Peter Melnick Person Melnick composed the score and co-produced the cast recording.
Joel Moss Person Moss co-produced the cast recording.
Orville Mendoza Person Mendoza performed Tempura off-Broadway and is credited on the album track.
Michele Ragusa Person Ragusa performed Corinna off-Broadway and is credited on the album track.
Christopher Gattelli Person Gattelli is credited with choreography, and reviews cite his upbeat movement style as a feature of the number.
Sheryl Kaller Person Kaller directed the off-Broadway production.
Fred Lassen Person Lassen served as musical director for the off-Broadway production.
Willa Kim Person Kim received a Lucille Lortel nomination for costume design for the production.
Primary Stages Organization Primary Stages presented the off-Broadway run in New York.
59E59 Theaters Venue The off-Broadway engagement opened there on January 23, 2007.
Concord Theatricals Organization Concord Theatricals lists licensing details, orchestra breakdown, and a music sample track list.
LML Music Organization LML Music is credited as the label on album metadata and music discovery listings.

Sources

Sources: Concord Theatricals show listing and music samples, Apple Music album listing, Spotify track metadata, Playbill reporting on the cast recording, TheaterMania review and nominations list, BroadwayWorld awards listings, Variety review snippet, Christopher Durang official show page



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