The Thrill Of First Love lyrics
The Thrill Of First Love
WHIZZER
Pick up all your clothes
MARVIN
Whizzer begs
WHIZZER
Whizzer knows
MARVIN
Shave your legs
WHIZZER
Make me sick
MARVIN
You?re a prick
WHIZZER
God you?re impossible
We?ve been together for nine months
MARVIN
Uh? ten months
WHIZZER
Nine Months
MARVIN
Ten Months
WHIZZER
Nine months
MARVIN
Ten months
We are the salt of the bourgeoisie
WHIZZER
While I put the steak in?
MARVIN
I bring home the bacon
BOTH
And we?re proud to say we love it how we
MARVIN/ WHIZZER
Don?t/ Won?t
MARVIN
Don?t
WHIZZER
Won?t
BOTH
Agree
WHIZZER
Everything he owns is vile
Marvin doesn?t care
A whit
Marvin doesn?t share
My devotion to
Style
Men from France can cancel a debt
Men in cufflinks make me forget my name
I intend to upset
This regrettable game
MARVIN
Whizzer takes me by the neck
WHIZZER
Isn?t that a French lapel?
MARVIN
Whizzer has unlimited knowledge of
Dreck
WHIZZER
Send me flowers
MARVIN
Mention is made?
WHIZZER
Make them roses
MARVIN
Attention is paid
In full
WHIZZER
See how quickly he sours
MARVIN
When he pushes, I pull
WHIZZER
Pick up your clothes, Marvin
Breeding shows Marvin
MARVIN
I was rich
He was horny
WHIZZER
We fit like a glove
MARVIN
Close your eyes, Whizzer
WHIZZER
Passion dies
But I?d kill for that thrill of first
Love
BOTH
We ask for passion at all times
We stand for passion and drink this toast
WHIZZER
Still it?s awfully trying?
MARVIN
And we?re not denying?
BOTH
That of all the lesser passions
We like fighting most
MARVIN
Whizzer drinks too much to see
What a joy is chastity
What a joy is saving his joys
For one man
WHIZZER
Leave me
MARVIN
Love me
WHIZZER
Don?t be a fool
MARVIN
Want me
WHIZZER
Feed me
MARVIN
No one?s so cruel
And cheap
WHIZZER
What I love I devour
MARVIN
What you love you devour?
What I covet I keep
Isn?t that right, Whizzer?
Let?s both fight, Whizzer!
WHIZZER
I was trained in karate
MARVIN
I?m best when I cheat
So I?ll cheat, Whizzer, and I?ll shove
And I?ll kill for that thrill of first
Love
WHIZZER
We?ve been together for nine months-
MARVIN
Ten months
WHIZZER
Nine months
MARVIN
We?ve been together for ten months
WHIZZER
Nine months
MARVIN
Ten months
In fact we?ve almost survived a year
WHIZZER
True, but
BOTH
Who is counting?
We?re too busy mounting
A display of our affection
That is so sincere
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BOTH
Passion dies
MARVIN
Passion dies
WHIZZER
I would kill for that thrill of first love
MARVIN
I would kill for that thrill
WHIZZER
I would kill for that thrill of first love-
MARVIN
Of first love- I would kill for that thrill
WHIZZER
I would kill for that thrill of first
MARVIN
I would kill for that thrill of first
BOTH
Love
Love
Lo-ve!
Last Update: June, 10th 2013