In The Bible Lyrics — Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The
In The Bible Lyrics
Alright Tom, just tell us this:
What do you like best about the bible?
What's your favorite part?
[Tom]
Ah, that's easy: I like the lickings
[Reverend Sprague]
The lickin's?
[Tom]
You know
This one licks that one and that one licks the other one
Why they got more good killing in that ol Bible then they had at the battle of Watery-loo
You got Gideon
You got your Josaphat
You got old David himself
Heck
Goliath was a Philistine
Biggest one you ever seen
The Israelites were in a mess
Goliath scared them all to death
They figured they would be destroyed
Till up walked this little Shepard boy
[Reverend Sprague]
Amen
[Tom]
Amen
[Church]
Amen!
[Tom]
Little David he came out
Goliath, he commenced to shout
"Is this the best man that you got?"
That's when David took his shot
And the last words that Goliath said
"I should've quit when I had a head!"
[All]
In the bible
In the bible
The battle between wrong and right
Is written down in black and white
It's certifiable
It's undeniable
They did a ton of fighting saving souls
It's the gosh darn greatest story ever told
It's the gosh darn greatest story ever told
[Tom]
Moses and the Chosen few
Built a pyramid or two
The Lord said "Moses here's the plan:
I'll lead you to the promised land"
Oh Pharaoh, he would not give in
So the Lord sent plagues one through ten
[Reverend Sprague]
Amen
[Tom]
Amen
[Church]
Amen!
[Tom]
So Moses said "Y'all follow me"
And a way appeared right through the sea
Then Pharaoh started catching up
The Chosen few were sitting duck
Then all at once god closed the path
And Pharaoh's army took a bath
[All]
In the bible
In the bible
The battle between wrong and right
Is written down in black and white
It's certifiable
It's undeniable
They did a ton of fighting saving souls
It's the gosh darn greatest story ever told
It's the gosh darn greatest story ever told
[Tom]
There's a whole lot more great stuff I know
Like Joshua and Jericho
The Judges, Chronicles, and Kings
And blood and guts and everything
All the way from father Abraham to the Sheriff of Nottingham
When Robin Hood came walking in
Surrounded by his Merry Men
In the bible-
[Reverend Sprague]
(cutting Tom off)
Hey, wait wait wait a minute
WAIT A MINUTE
Robin Hood is not in the Bible
[Tom]
Oh, well he oughta be
[Everybody laughs]
[All]
In the bible
In the bible
The battle between wrong and right
Is written down in black and white
It's certifiable
It's undeniable
They did a ton of fighting saving souls
It's the gosh darn greatest story ever told
It's the gosh darn greatest story ever told
Song Overview
Review and Highlights
Quick summary
- What it is: A church-scene showpiece where a town ritual becomes Tom's playground.
- Who drives it: Tom Sawyer, with Reverend Sprague as the authority figure and the ensemble as the watchful room.
- Where it lands: Act I, in church, after the story has flirted with danger and snapped back to public decorum.
- What it does: It shows how the town rewards display, then lets Tom exploit the reward system.
- Why it sticks: Twain always understood that Sunday manners are a stage. This number makes that idea literal.
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (2001) - stage musical - non-diegetic. Church scene. The sequence is a tonal trick the show needs: after the graveyard and the blood oath, the story returns to a room full of hats, hymnbooks, and side-eyes. Tom, who cannot resist an audience, turns the sermon into a contest and walks straight into the "Bible prize" scheme. If you ever wondered how a boy becomes a folk hero, start here: not with courage, but with timing.
As stated in the MTI synopsis, the moment hinges on Tom trying to impress Becky by fooling Reverend Sprague into giving him the Bible prize. The humor is not just that he gets away with it, but that the room quietly wants him to. This is a show about "civilization" and its rules, so the best laugh is the one that catches in the throat.
Creation History
Ken Ludwig conceived and wrote the book, with music and lyrics by Don Schlitz, and the Broadway production opened April 26, 2001 at the Minskoff Theatre. The church scene comes straight from Twain's comic anatomy of respectable life, and the musical treats it as public choreography: the town sings and watches, the Reverend presides, and Tom tests the limits of what performance can buy. According to the MTI song list, the number is a core Act I beat in the original Broadway version.
Song Meaning and Annotations
Plot
Morning in St Petersburg. The townspeople gather for church. Tom, freshly burdened by what he saw in the graveyard, tries to slide back into normal life and into Becky's good graces. Reverend Sprague offers a Bible prize, and Tom engineers a way to appear more devout, more studious, more worthy than he is. The town plays along because it likes the story it is telling itself.
Song Meaning
The number is about authority as spectacle. The title phrase sounds like a trump card, the kind used to end arguments in a town where arguments are rarely allowed to show themselves. Tom flips that dynamic: he uses the language of righteousness as a tool for status. The scene is funny, yes, but it also sets a moral pattern that the later trial will break open. If truth can be staged, who gets blamed when truth refuses to cooperate?
Annotations
Alternate title in circulation: Some materials and fan listings use a variant closer to "Its In The Bible," pointing to the same scene idea.
Onstage, that little shift matters. "In the Bible" feels like a location, a supposed foundation. The longer phrasing feels like a claim made mid-argument. Either way, the dramatic action is persuasion.
Ensemble as jury-in-training: The congregation is not background, it is a room full of verdicts waiting to happen.
Direct it like a courtroom rehearsal: heads turning, whispers starting, a sudden hush when the Reverend focuses. The audience learns how the town thinks before the plot asks the town to judge.
Comedy with a shadow: The laughs come while Tom is carrying a secret he cannot share.
That tension is the point. Let Tom enjoy the game, then let a flicker of fear pass through. A quick glance, a breath caught, and the number gains depth without changing a note.
Style and stagecraft
Keep the scene crisp. This is not a meditation, it is a social machine running at speed: call-and-response energy, clean diction, and choreography that reads like polite discipline. The more "proper" it looks, the funnier Tom's hustle becomes.
Technical Information (Quick Facts)
- Song: In the Bible
- Artist: The Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Original Broadway Cast (role-driven stage number)
- Featured: Tom Sawyer; Reverend Sprague; Ensemble
- Composer: Don Schlitz
- Producer: Not commonly published as a standalone commercial single
- Release Date: April 26, 2001 (Broadway opening for the production that defined the score)
- Genre: Musical theatre
- Instruments: Pit orchestra supporting ensemble-driven scene writing
- Label: Not publicly listed
- Mood: Brisk, comic, socially pointed
- Length: Varies by production and reference upload; not consistently published in major databases
- Track position: Act I, church scene (Bible prize scheme)
- Language: English
- Album (if any): Licensed show materials; circulating reference audio and clips exist
- Music style: Scene song blending sermon-room rhythm with boyish showmanship
- Poetic meter: Mixed (speech-forward theatre lyric setting)
Frequently Asked Questions
- Who sings the number?
- Tom Sawyer leads it, with Reverend Sprague and the ensemble shaping the church room.
- What is Tom trying to win?
- The Bible prize, a public badge of virtue that doubles as a social trophy.
- Why does the congregation matter dramatically?
- Because it is the town in miniature: ready to applaud, ready to judge, and quick to follow a story that flatters itself.
- Is the song purely comic?
- It plays as comedy, but it sits beside darker plot threads, which makes the laughter sharper.
- How should Reverend Sprague be played?
- Not as a cartoon. The fun is in sincere authority meeting a boy who treats authority like a game board.
- What is a useful staging note for the ensemble?
- Think ritual first: unified posture, synchronized turns of attention, and reactions that travel through the rows like wind.
- Why does this scene matter later in the story?
- It teaches the audience how the town rewards display, which sets up how easily the town can be steered during the trial.
- Is this song included in the Theatre for Young Audiences version?
- No. MTI lists it among the songs cut for that shorter edition.
- Does the number have pop chart history?
- No. It is tracked as a stage score selection, not a commercial single.
Awards and Chart Positions
This stage number is not tied to a singles marketplace, so chart peaks and certifications are not the point. The Broadway production that introduced the score does have a clear awards footprint: IBDB lists 2001 Tony nominations for Scenic Design (Heidi Ettinger) and Lighting Design (Kenneth Posner), and Drama Desk nominations including Outstanding Orchestrations (Michael Starobin). Playbill reports that Joshua Park received a Theatre World Award that spring for his Broadway debut.
| Award body | Year | Recognition | Named recipient(s) |
|---|---|---|---|
| Tony Awards | 2001 | Nominations | Heidi Ettinger (Scenic Design), Kenneth Posner (Lighting Design) |
| Drama Desk Awards | 2001 | Nominations | Michael Starobin (Orchestrations), Heidi Ettinger (Set Design), Anthony Powell (Costumes) |
| Theatre World Awards | 2001 | Win | Joshua Park |
Additional Info
Here is the sly craft point: the church scene is not filler between adventures. It is the show teaching you how St Petersburg works. The congregation values public goodness because public goodness is legible. Tom understands legibility. He sells it back to them and gets rewarded. As stated in the MTI synopsis, the Bible prize is the lever, but the real mechanism is communal approval.
Key Contributors
| Entity | Type | Relationship (S-V-O) |
|---|---|---|
| Don Schlitz | Person | Schlitz wrote the music and lyrics for the musical. |
| Ken Ludwig | Person | Ludwig conceived and wrote the book for the musical. |
| Music Theatre International | Organization | MTI licenses the show and publishes the synopsis and song list. |
| Tom Sawyer | Character | Tom pursues the Bible prize to impress Becky during the church scene. |
| Reverend Sprague | Character | Sprague presides over the service and becomes Tom's target for the con. |
| Becky Thatcher | Character | Becky is the social audience Tom wants most in this moment. |
Sources
Sources: Music Theatre International show page and synopsis, Internet Broadway Database awards listing, Playbill Theatre World Award coverage, Wikipedia production and song list summary, StageAgent song list page, YouTube reference upload
Music video
Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Lyrics: Song List
- Act 1
- Overture: Civilization
- Hey, Tom Sawyer
- Here's my Plan
- Smart like That!
- Hands all Clean
- The Vow
- Raising A Child by Yourself
- Old Hundred
- In The Bible
- It Just Ain't Me
- To Hear You Say My Name
- Murrell's Gold
- The Testimony
- Act 2
- Ain't Life Fine
- This Time Tomorrow
- I Can Read
- Murrell's Gold (Reprise)
- Angels Lost
- Light
- Angels Lost (Reprise)
- Light (Reprise)
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Finale